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>> Orgasms are just the release of brain chemicals.
>> Each orgasm reduces the current amount of said chemical available in the brian, making subsequent orgasms within a period of time less enjoyable.
>> Brain chemicals are all either manufactured by the body or ingested directly from vitamins suplements etc.

Given that all the above is true - What vitamins and supplements could one take to increase the supply of endorphins & oxytocin etc in the brain?

Shouldn't it be possible to influence the production of those chemicals? If even in a minor way? Also, would someone who has a shitty piss poor diet lack vitamins & nutrients and therefor perhaps naturally produce less of those chemicals?
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> Each orgasm reduces the current amount of said chemical available in the brian
>brian

gentle laughter
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>>34808909
You sound like you're 13, oxytocin is a hormone not a neurotransmitter
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>>34808990
Neurotransmitter are hormones fagget

All the normies invading from outside our comfy space should die. Haven't seen a comfy thread in weeks. Normies get out.
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>>34809130
Thought this was gonna die. Welcome, anon. Are you comfy tonight too?

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I start my first job on Monday

I'm so nervous guys. How can I calm my nerves?
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>>34808852
>How can I calm my nerves?

Decide to stay home.
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>>34808852

What's your job?

Not an original comment
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So how many will it be?

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Today was the day I hate the most, my birthday.
I get really anxious because of it. On the one hand I feel that every year less and less people give a shit, on the other when people give their happy birthdays to me I feel like shit because of social anxiety. I have no peace in this day.

And you anons what about your birthdays? How do you feel? How many people say something to you in Normiebook?
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I feel like it's any other day. I don't have a normiebook nor do I have friends or a job.
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I'm with you OP, I try to avoid people making a big deal out of my birthday because I don't like being the center of attention. Luckily few people care now, I think about 10 people wrote on my wall this year and I got a couple texts.
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>>34808867

Don't you feel like shit? I mean you could be partying and having a blast like normies do instead of being at home playing vidya all day.

I wish I could be like them...

>>34808904
When I was a kid I used to have a lot more writings on my fb wall than now, but still it was less than my normie friends.

I also hate when relatives call me to say happy birthday I get really anxious and to worsen the situation some of them ask me: "Hey anon you have a girlfriend already, haven't heard from you in a long time..."
And I am a 25yo virgin

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would you willfully drink a gallon of spicy mustard in under 3 minutes to go on an all-expenses-paid date with this girl?
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I'd do it just for fun. I have no interest in the girl.
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>>34808791
jee idk anon

would she willfully settle for a no-expenses-paid life with an average-looking guy?
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>drink a gallon of spicy mustard so I can endure a long couple hours of painful awkwardness
No thanks. I'd rather not put myself through that.

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Why is finding a job so hard?

The system is so blatantly rigged that it's astounding.

Applying online for a wagecuck position like cashier/server/retail is extremely demeaning.
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If you can't find an entry level job, you're probably a HS dropout
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>>34808826
No I'm actually a uni student looking for something part-time.
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>>34808741

Look for different kinds of work. There's so much stuff other than retail out there.

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Uncle anon, you really should start dating women your age, it's weird that we spend so much time together
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>>34808731
So are you just super autistic about wanting to fuck your sister's children or are you just the type to orbit a jpeg?
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>>34808731
Let's fuck! Also, this is an original comment.
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>>34808731
Uncle anon why do you have african statues on the mantle? Are you my real uncle?

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>"yes, can I have paper inside of plastic?"
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Plastic bags have been banned. Every major grocery store outlet mostly only have reusable bags available.
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neither niggerboy
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>>34809427
>Plastic bags have been banned
What shithole do you live in

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>1 - prepare to get gf
>2 - get rejected by normal girl
>3 - lower your standards
>4 - get rejected by landwhale and/or 2/10
>5 - denial that you are as disgusting as they make you out to be
>6 - become misogynist
>7 - start conversion to 2D
>8 - get waifu pillow and/or fleshlight
>9 - gain wizard powers
>10 - die alone
What stage are you on /r9k/? Stage 7 here.
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Is it bad that I reached stage 7 before stage 1?
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Just skip straight to stage 6
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I took up the Third Path, got fit, joined the military, and got a gf.

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Dubs decides.
No idea whu this is.
Gonna fuk with them
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sorry, wrong # have a good night
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Meet up and fuck on the floor.
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>>34808695
Sure man, you down to clown?

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>overhear 15 yr old girls talking about me at a con
>EWW ANONETTE LOOK AT THAT OLD HAG!
>GOD, OLDER WOMEN SHOULDN'T BE COSPLAYING CUTE UNDERAGED ANIME GIRLS! YUCK!
>WHAT A CREEP!
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>>34808672
how old are you and are you a trap?
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pls be my old hag cosplay gf
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>>34808716
>>34808728

It's obvious bait don't bother

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is....is pull the trigger and everything...will be better...ill finally be with my dad again...and play baseball like we used to ahaahaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAASAASSSSASSSASS


I MISS YOU DAD I MISS YOU SO FUCKING MUCH MAN ITS NOT THE SAME FUCKING 7 YEARS LATER AND I STILL MISS MY DAD.

HE USED TO TAKE ME TO GAMES, GIVE ME ADVICE AND MAKE ME BE BETTER THAN WHAT I WAS. I HAVE COMPLETELY GAVE UP ON LIFE WITH HIM NOT HERE.

THIS ISNT HOW ITS SUPPOSE TO BE..i just i never thought it was suppose to be this hard like bro my life has gone down the shit and i have no one else to blame but myself. If my dad was here he'd fucking beat me half to death. I miss my fucking father man. I miss him so much. I feel so fucking lost
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Why don't you have a son/family and then pass on your fathers love to your children?

>implying your father would want you to end it like a little bitch
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Like I'm not the sjw type but this suicide joke is a bit too extreme m8
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>>34808662
im a bait expert and this is no bait
get some help, man

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Is this the worst piece of advice ever created?
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Just bee yourself*

*and physically attractive**

**and incredibly outgoing socially

It's that easy
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It's actually great advice... if you're a normie. Its just that normies don't consider (and in fact can't imagine) that someone could be fundamentally different from them.
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>>34808687
So be Zyzz. Got it.

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>no close shut in friend to go outside with and work on our issues of isolation together
I daydream about this constantly
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>>34808643
>tfw no close shut in friend to stay shut in with and never go outside
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That's a bad feel. I tried finding someone like that once, but unfortunately Australian "robots" are just normies without friends.
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>no close shut in friend to give up all hope with and commit double suicide

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Hank Hill is your father. How would your life be better (or worse) than it is now?
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>>34808635
I would have a father. So grow up with more money and someone to teach me things mothers typically don't.
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>>34808635
My dad would be a cartoon
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>>34809470
atleast the feels would be fake

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