>1 - prepare to get gf
>2 - get rejected by normal girl
>3 - lower your standards
>4 - get rejected by landwhale and/or 2/10
>5 - denial that you are as disgusting as they make you out to be
>6 - become misogynist
>7 - start conversion to 2D
>8 - get waifu pillow and/or fleshlight
>9 - gain wizard powers
>10 - die alone
What stage are you on /r9k/? Stage 7 here.
Is it bad that I reached stage 7 before stage 1?
Just skip straight to stage 6
I took up the Third Path, got fit, joined the military, and got a gf.
>>34808696
I'm at 7 right now.
I finally got the guts to go to stage 1 in 9th grade. Stage 2 came quickly after.
I went BACK to stage 1 and actually asked a 9/10 out but got embarrassed in the worst imaginable way, and that was it for me. I didn't know what to do, skipped #4 because landwhales are fucking disgusting and it wouldn't feel good to have sex with them, dabbled in 5/6 for 3 years, and am just now starting 7.
At least 4, asked out a bi girl with a buzzcut and she turned gay on the spot, working on 5-7 simultaneously
>>34808696
I skipped to stage 6 and 7 lmao