Hank Hill is your father. How would your life be better (or worse) than it is now?
>>34808635
I would have a father. So grow up with more money and someone to teach me things mothers typically don't.
>>34808635
My dad would be a cartoon
>>34809470
atleast the feels would be fake
Nodoby is stealing my purse
I'd probably be more masculine and conservative.
>>34808635
My actual father is approx. hank hill. it sucks not to have a male figure that can relate to you
>>34808635
It would be worse, because my father is dead, and I am glad he's dead.
>>34809518
Highly originally so underated
>>34808635
I'm texan already so it would be exactly the same