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>>34832759
nah I'm about to go make the true robot's nut.. once I fucking find my lotion bottle

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>>34832759
>tfw eating pistachios right now

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>tfw not currently eating pistachios

I wish, OP

>Visiting other boards.

Fuck off normie scum.

>>34833031
I DEFENDED YOU, AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME?

OUTRAGEOUS, THE FUCKING NERVE ON THIS MAN. REEEEEEEEEE

>>34833078
we need to know the source of the normalfaggotry

>>34832717
Join navy its for pussy bois and weebs

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>>34832973
>Join navy its for pussy bois and weebs
sounds like the perfect choice for me

>>34833669
Trainign is easy for navy babies, goodluck

>>34832705
has*

original 2017

I don't know, I've been sitting in my house for 7 years, and the 3 before that I was still in middle/high school.

In my area I remember things being a lot more masculine and males trying to act "hard", now everything seems very feminine.

>>34832705
>>34832721
>Smart phones
>Youtube becoming a viable platform to create monetized content
>gamers like watching people play games more than actually playing games themselves >normies discover memes and make social media meme accounts
>game companies like cinematic experiences
>Nintendo has been MIA for 2 generations now
>Hollywood obsessed with reboots, remakes, sequels and capeshit
>Liberal ideology takes off

I don't even understand why I am ugly I don't think I look that bad. But I'm wrong.

Smile more anon, :) remember smile

>>34832486
>Tfw receding hairline at 20

Why though

People make fun of my hairline at any chance they get

>>34832474
Just fuck her, you can't love a thot

>>34832474
sauce. she looks very aesthetically qt

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I believe this stuff to happen only in weeb cartoons anon.

Please, tell us more.

>>34832408
3p1k 7hr34d 0p

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yeah okay, come and get me then

This is literally every woman after sleeping around and fucking for a while. This has been posted into oblivion but welcome to the world.

Women only choose to settle down when they are done "living life" it's not that they even care about mr.nice guy, he's just stability that the now desire after living a life of turbulent bullshit of uncertainty and since they can't fix their own life to be clam, they latch unto someone else and life THEIR life.

People like her are awful because they aren't individuals, they are just a leech who latch themselves unto other people's lives and make it their own as well.

>>34832591
bitter MRAPUAMGTOW detected

>>34832351
I'm an adult you stupid nigger faggot fuck you cuck

I think the lack of a strong father figure plays a big part. A mom may be a great mom, but she can't teach you how to be a man. Probably that combined with just being anti social in general.

We're all socially inept manchildren.
We didn't grow up because we were already rejected from society, so we never bothered to give up our old interests and hobbies. What difference would it have made?

>>34832315
Shrektext the story

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>Called my mom a nigger on purpose

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>>34832315
>Accidentally called my nigger a mom

>shave head
>grow beard
>profit

>>34832296
Get a buzzcut, or high and tight
And grow out a beard like this anon said>>34832327

>>34832296
I think the only time you're supposed to approach women is when you instantly crush on them and it feels like you're going into shock.

If they're mediocre then you're supposed to keep staring into space and thinking about books and memes and stuff and ignore them.

Works for me I'm 26 with zero action.

>>34832274
Have you seen the movie I Am Not A Serial Killer?

>>34832300
I have not. Is it a good film?

You into any delicious scat or braaaap?

Yes, depending on what calisthenics you do and your diet. You don't need a gym at all to be fit, just look at the thousands of Youtube videos of people doing just that.

>>34832256
Hey if I take steroids and walk a bit more I'll look like him, btw he took steriods.

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>turning 27 next month
>fat and out of shape

She won't lose weight because you want her to, fatties are determined to stay fat

God damn, you have a fucking problem. You ugly or fat too?

Just get fit together

>>34832192
No, I'm not fat, I'd be considered ottermode I guess. I'm just worried that if I do get her /fit/ she will realise that she could get a chad and leave me.

>>34832097
I got a 99 on the practice and real ASVAB and like a 160 on the DLAB and I am still miserable.

>>34832097
Make sure you don't have a color vision issue. I had one I didn't know about and couldn't be a pilot like I wanted to. Ended up washing back out.

>>34832198
Apparently I'm able to use the score from my PiCAT as my final score once I take a brief verification quiz downtown, so I don't have to worry about that at least. Why are you miserable?