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retard needs help memeing 2017-02-14 05:59:28 Post No.34867813
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retard needs help memeing
niggerfaggot
2017-02-14 05:59:28
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what is a good software for making and editing memes? mspaint is giving me cancer
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>>34867813
You can go on 9gagg
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https://pixlr.com/editor/
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>>34867824
should i just kms?
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>qt3.14 Chinese classmate and I volunteer to be partners on an assignment
>agree to go to coffee shop today to work on it
>"I'm glad you're my partner, anon"
>didn't realize until last night that today is Valentine's day
>fuckfuckfuck
Guys, I think I just scheduled a a Valentine's Day date and didn't realize it. What do I do? We meet in 4 hours.
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>>34867795
Well, first things first, get over yourself. Next, get off of my fucking board, because >>>/adv/ is that way.
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>>34867868
Youre doing gods woork anon
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>>34867795
It's OK, she's not thinking "I hope he doesn't think this is a date!" because it would never occur to her to see you as a male.
>or maybe that's just what happens to me
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Explain this shit to me
> People go to the military because they want to defend their country/freedom/the future of their kids or whaterver bullshit cause they're making up
> They're willing to fight for it, its the point of the fucking military and pretty much why they are here
> At the minute they're deployed on the field, they want to go home
> Once they made it home, they cry like bitches if they have to go back
Seriously I don't get it
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>>34867717
The ones who cry like bitches aren't the ones who actually join because they want to defend their country
those are the ones who join because they are deadbeat retards who couldn't make it in college and joined the military as a last resort to get their life in check
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>>34867717
No shit, you don't get it because you're an idiot anon.
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>people get a job so they can make money or get benefits, whatever
>willing to sacrifice their time to make ends meet
>the minute they're at their job, they want to go home
>once they get home, they complain about their job and when they have to go back.
make sense yet?
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I love my mom. I have even thought about getting a heart with 'mother' tattooed on my shoulder.
Last valentine's I bought her a bottle of champagne to share with me. But my sister thought it sounded wierd when she heard about it so this year she gets chokolate.
She is basicly the only woman who talk to me and who I know like me.
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>>34867698
If you want to get drunk and have sex with your mother, don't let your sister get in the way. Why don't you invite your sister to join the fun?
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>tfw mommy made brownies for me today because I don't have a valentine again
she's too good to me, almost makes me feel bad for being such a loser
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Loving my mom is my favourite thing..
Giving her hugs and making her happy..
Is there any feeling better than looking down and seeing your girlfriend's sleeping face beside you?
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>>34867483
No, but there are a few that are just as good.
Unfortunately they all have to do with having a gf and her loving you.
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>>34867483
>>34867563
I dunno, I hear opiates feel pretty good
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>>34867599
Doing opiates with a girl who loves you is even better.
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anyone else spend the last few valentines days catfishing?
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I've been using this girl for my catfishing profile. can anyone give me more pics of her to use?
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shameless self bump.originalitytothethenthpower
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bumping
so original it hurts
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>GF has a date with her primary tonight
>Another Valentine's Day alone despite actually having GF
FUCK
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WE LIVE IN A WONDERFUL TIME YOU KEK
LEARNING WHOLE NEW WAYS TO SUFFER
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>>34867444
A date with her primary? What does that mean? Are you a cuck or something?
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>>34867540
It's not cuckoldry unless there are children involved okay don't be rude.
We're poly-amorous it just means that our hearts are big enough to love everyone.
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Just thought I would try to cheer everyone else up by telling you about the free day of premium on pornhub if you didnt already know
Link: http://www.pornhub.com/valentines
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>>34867286
what's so good about premium
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>>34867355
i dont know, but it gives you more porn to watch and shit
also you dont need to put in credit card info or any other shit like that so
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that nasty roastie looks like a bug
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>tfw just wanted to spend valentines day with a qt gf(male)
maybe next year
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>tfw just wanted a casual masturbation partner to enjoy cute false romanticism with
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>>34867205
I'll be your valentineas long as you suck my peepee
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>>34867288
if you look like a cute girl then it's a deal
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What should I do with all these useless sports cards?
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Show us your finest ones OP, then sell them or something. What are they from, baseball?
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>>34867178
They must all burn.
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>>34867178
Join sports team
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>I'm already a 27 year old driver license-less khv and I've wasted whatever youth I could have had
>I'm 350 pounds and 5 foot 7
>Even if I sort myself out, I'll never be normal, not even approaching normal
>My best case scenario is to be that weird uncle that married a mail-order bride
>I've made a pact with myself that I'll off myself before I reach wizard-status
>It's getting closer every day
>There is absolutely zero evidence of me changing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZStZ-IQ6c9Q&t=5s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chdpiSX2ino
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>>34867156
If he can have a wife so can you, Just stop indulging in food
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Do something with your life anon, work out go to the gym and stop eating constantly, if you buy your food only buy the things that your body needs not what you want and use something like MyFitnessPal or something
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>>34867301
Ignore this and neck yourself fatso
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l PULLED INTO NAZARETH
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PROCEED THE WEEDIAN
NAZARETH
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Don't mind me, I'm just here to ruin this thread.
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>>34867428
It was ruined at the OP
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tfw no one licks my pussy on valentine's day
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post valentines pussy
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>>34867064
You're a disgusting whore.
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>>34867064
I'm not licking your cat, dude, what the fuck
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- I have lost contact with all my college friends, those who you always thought would be your friends for ever. I don't believe in firendship anymore.
- I don't have any conection with my parents besides the feeling that they are my parents and I have to respect them and I feel bad because I don't have a good relationship with them. If they were any other people I wouldn't care but they are your parents and you always feel bad if you are not ok with them.
- I don't have any conection with my sister either.
- I'm tired of always talk to the few friends I have to do something. Why it always has to be me who do it? I feel like if they were ok and I am always the one who need to be with some friend and I am sick of it.
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>>34867045
>I don't have any conection with my sister either.
Your sister is all you need. Find a way to connect with her. You can get through this together with her.
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>>34867045
I know the feeling anon. I thought I was breaking the ice with some people at college until one day they forgot I was in the room and started talking shit about me only for them to hush when they realised I was there.
There is no fucking point , every connection everyone has to each other is fake , fabricated bullshit to elevate them on the social ladder.
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>>34867106
Nah, she has tried sometimes to tak with me about my problems but she is tired of it too.
And she doesn't try to do nothing more than sending me a whatsapp now and then.
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How the fuck are you going to compete with him?
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European fagmobile.
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>>34867000
you win this time, chad
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I am not, which is why I dropped out of the competition