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Why check CNN when I can check your double dubs son?

you won't do anything you fucking robot

we will all be awestruck by a great act of love and kindness that will usher in a new era of jubilation across the lands

kneecap this proust

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>>34868770
>white """"""""""people""""""""""
smdh tbqh

>>34868770
KNOT'D

How can white men even compete?

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When will human males learn

>>34868737
Yeah. A physics exam and i failed it

>>34868760
Sad to hear that, anon. Physics sucks.

I have a gf. Doing nothing. Valentine's day is gay. I'd rather do something special on birthdays and anniversaries.

Might even go out Friday instead. Tuesday night,paying more, really busy..No thanks

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sure
orginal post fuck off

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>fictional temples allowed
o-okay

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>>34868731
reply to thread no.34868731

do it pussy
but buy a rope just in case

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>hey, happy valentines day
>aww thank you!
>how are you spending it?
>me myself and icecream lol
>haha that sucks, wanna hang today instead?
>sure! :) where did you wanna go?
>how about some drinks? then who knows what else
>okay! that sounds fun, i'll go get ready! :)
>cool

This is a potential future if you go for it, OP.

This might happen>>34868766

But as>>34868730 said
>buy a rope just in case

Are you willing to play the odds?

>>34868666
I'll hold your hand, Anon. We can go together.

>>34868666
I wish my life was lax enough to be afraid of people and avoid stuff

My parents gave me such a poor and hard life

Go out when it's dark there's less people

>>34868595
Jokes on you because I don't have one

>>34868595
Leave my dogs alone faggot.

>>34868595
I miss thos threads too op

>>34868542
this is my favourite album of all time
don't play it to chicks if you're trying to get laid

>>34868995
What if she falls for the carefully cultivated "sensitive artist" image?

>>34869023
that might actually work
who's the girl?

>>34868502
Stop using the computer

>>34868747
>stop using my own PC
Why?

>>34868502
Who?

the following is so as to avoid being muted.

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>tfw no qt3.14 gf to rape traps with
IT"S NOT FAIR

>>34868360
>"I-I'm fine babe, just lube up their cocks already"
>"Oh and could you make us some snacks? These bois will probably get tired from fucking me all day :)"

would do all three in a heartbeat.

>the ku kucks klan

keep pole on pole

>be a nazi
>get killed by a warm blooded all-american hero and heroine

they should get a medal

That type of behavior is going to domino into a serious depression

From this post I'm going to guess you don't have many friends, and don't know the names of the people in your class(es), probably sit toward the back and try to draw as little attention to yourself as possible

You know what needs to be done but for some reason you just can't make yourself do it. This probably snowballs into a "what does it even matter at this point" attitude where you feel like you've already fucked yourself over and you use this as the justification for why you don't need to try

>>34868190
>>spent yesterday playing league 16h and falling asleep in 5am and not even going to the exam
This feel is the reason i quit league. I recommend you do the same.

>How do i aquire will power?
You have to start small, doing x every day for 5 minutes and then everything to 15 after a while.
A nice method to start is to talk to yourself rationally before procrastinating. When you get the impulse just think "wait why am i doing that? " and stop.

Seriously though quit league, it's a cancer.

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>>34868190
Holy shit are you me, this is literally me at uni. No friends or anything and I've failed multiple of my exams. I know I should be studying but I have no motivation for some reason.

>>34868090
>Who are they fucking?
The highest bidder

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>>34868090
Thai Chadsukornwats. Sorry farang betas.

>>34868174

Seriously though. Last time I was in Bangkok it was FILLED with Anglo Chads. I thought I was gonna see loser beta's and backpackers ( I did of course ), but there was a huge amount of Chads... I don't get it.

no this isnt real

but i saved it just in case lmao

WHAT THE FUCDKSDSKEKD

Isn't this the plot of a Spongebob episode

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>>34868001
>being a chad apologist
>thinking chad is your friend
>ever
what's worse is all these chad/normo faggots polluting the board with this 'just here to help' cancer

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>>34868001
pretty shit tier bait m8

>>34868001
The reality is chads are total bro's to robots.
They know how shit 99% of women are.
In fact it's not just women, just 99% of humans.