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Poop, it's the perfect crime.

You're head

your own hand
all of it

That guy looks like the product of fetal alcohol syndrome. Glad I don't look like that.

He looks too childish, would only for fucking a 13 years old.

>>34909131
have you taken a look at his instagram? thousands iof girls begging for his dick every single day.

>glad I don't look like that.
he gets more laid in a day than you will in a lifetime

>only one week without showering
FUCK OFF NORMIEEEEEEEEE

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>>34909036
I'd do it op but I'm not agirl. Musky male smells drive me insane

>>34909036
Dies op is pic came from that trap manga ?

Male anon here
Fuck you.
I have loved alot of girls and cared about them deeply as human beings and i always ended up getting treated like trash.
Dont feel sorry for women. They dont give a shit about us

>>34908957
>women have life easier than ever, everything is tailored to them
>guys I feel sorry for women!
spot the mega beta

>>34908980
You were an orbiter, there is probably something wrong with you.

I'm a 6/10 man who a lot of girls like/have liked, so it's easier for me to feel sympathy.

>>34908876
Yes. Of course. Welcome to the family.

I racked up over 650 bans for shit posting during the year 2015.

One time I got banned 60+ times in one thread

>>34909630
what VPN do you use

>>34908855
>Pandering to autistic things on the internet
>xD wow is she ever right!! Like button!

>>34908880
that's everybody who makes political videos

hell, it might be everybody on youtube

>>34908855
If she wasn't a female nobody would care about here regurgitated, repackaged opinions

She is not original in the least just constant muhhh eisss jeeey dubwueees

>>34908695
She doesn't look very old, probably still had some stupid teenage girl mentality.

Subconsciously they crave for female dominance on a male. It gets them wet knowing that they can use a high school Chad as a slave. Something they couldn't accomplish when they were his age.

>>34908723
exactly and the fact when a bitch is in heat they will do absolutely anything for that dick. keep this in mind when you believe you found your own special princess. if you leave the room they're on another dick. why do you think all religions put so much emphasis on virginity? our ancestors knew women fuck anything and they tried to lock that shit down

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>>34908626
disgustting

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Because they look like traps, just missing the feminine benis instead of those masculine flaps

>>34908626
>how to spot a pedophile

Dunno what you talkin about, Kemper was tall as fuck, at least 6'6. Only manlets can be true robots.

>>34908621
Ahh so this si where the pedo stache meme came from

>>34908851
80% of virgin robots are 6' or over. Try again, liar.

>>34908496
Something you find interesting that will get you a job.

>>34908520
aaand done in one

liberal bigender woman's xirudies

Human nature, our drive for survival. There is no empathy, no greater purpose that drives us. Just low push for pleasure an lowest tier needs, the rest is just glitter on shit

>>34908480
Don't dig into this, anon. This isn't a red pill you want to swallow, it's the kind that'll leave your throat forever mangled.

>>34908527
this isn't a redpill, it's a blackpill

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>>34908442
..my wife, actually. Not gf

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Here's my gf

I love her and she loves me

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my gf

im fucking alone

*bumps into a car*
*screams*

"what kind of license you got? A fishing license??"

"well done, brilliant driving"

no mommy needs her car

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>>34908258
No, i dont live anywhere near her
I actually moved out

>>34908253
>when the bait so good, you can't discern it from real life

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>>34908253
that must be fake

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>>34908293
nope 2/2 here

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Seems like a good idea until you realize you're suicidal because you're broke

>>34907687
>tfw fucked a lot of women because i wanted to die
>tfw got the idea after a while that i wanted love
>tfw finally fell in love
>tfw didn't want to die for a while
>tfw had it torn out of my heart by a manipulative bitch
>tfw back to wanting to die with the added benefit of being heartbroken
It doesn't matter, none of this matters

>>34907712
>you're suicidal because you're broke
Unless you're literally homeless, I'm sure you can scrape together maybe $100 or so and fuck some cheap hooker and do some coke before you end it all.