Dubs dictate what I put up my butt

Poop, it's the perfect crime.

You're head

your own hand
all of it

A cucumber. No lube.

Barbed wire

a goldfish

Whole bunch of eggs, then pour in water.

A glass bottle

Your whole fist. No lube.

you wont put anything up your butt and you will stop pretending you are a girl

>>34909200
Super original winrar!!!!!!

get to it OP

>>34909207
OP hv to post pic with timsamp

>>34909137
HIV infected dick

>>34909137
Your dick. original

action figure

my average size dick

An aborted fetus

>>34909137
3d glasses
Oregeno

Your dad.

Orignal.

draw a bow please

>>34909200
too big for poor OP. at least 3 fingers

>>34910122
DELIVER OP
DON'T BE A FAGGOT

>>34909137
ravioli ravioli
what's in the boipussy

A pistol

eye of newt

>>34909137
Lighter gaaa

>>34910399
Pretty sure OP hasnt got mustard seed just laying around

>Put plastic coke bottle in fridge
>Take it out and cut plastic off
>Shove it up your ass
>If someone comes in, you always have the cover of "Sorry i shat myself"

>>34910465
ok make it toe of frog then

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>>34909137
entire bottle of superglue.

A bottle of shampoo
Op is gay

>>34909137
a reason to live
>implying this isn't the most orginal idea ever

>>34911398
Leddit leave thx
originami

>>34909137
3 ice creams at once

hot peppers

>>34909137
Nothing, you degenerate.

Repent.

Me, now where do you live.

Trips dont lie brah, my dick is finding you and ripping you open. Gonna make you my stacey for a night trapboy

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Op won't deliver .
Eat shit Op