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Just get fit bro lol like go hit the gym ahah

>he felt for the fit meme

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What sort of communication technology should I add to systemspace.link (the LFE website)?

I have a blog, but I'd like user interaction outside of these threads. A forum? An imageboard? IRC? Open, or closed?

Aside, what are some things people might want to see in the website?

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>you and some random guy are walking towards an exit
>suddenly, two guys with knives block the exit
>one of them says to you, "I want you to hold this guy down so I can rape him. If you don't do it, I'll kill you."
What do?

Hard mode: You cannot teleport behind him.

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What does qt girl poop taste like?

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>be a generation ago
>1:500 = autistic child
>ff to now
>1:100 = autistic child

>why? whats the reason for the increase in odds?

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So what songs make you cry R9K?
What music have most impact on your feelings ?

Personaly for me, any Gorillaz song, can't listen to it without thinking about her ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-yP9f0gadU

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Ok Europeans and Canadians, get in here.
Would you marry a girl that wants a visa for your lovely country? Huh?
The pros:
> No more lonely days (well maybe)
> You could brag about being a hubby now (??)
> Not a really hideous wife (but not gorgeous either)
> Educated, and you wouldn't need to provide, bills would be shared

Cons
> Demonstration of affections only in public, for your friends (lol), family...
> Probably sex or French kiss won't happen but we can cuddle sometimes...?
> No love involved and in some years a divorce may happen (no alimony shit, what's mine is mine and what's yours is yours). Also, probability of falling in love is null.

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>Went to the store to buy some milk and cottage cheese
>on the way to the store see two beautiful blondes go inside
>eventually pass by them and pick up some milk and cottage cheese
>go stand in line to pay up
>suddenly something bumps into me, something soft
>hear giggling
>turn around
>one of the blonde girls pushed the other blonde girl at me
>hit me with her boobs
>she and her friend smile at me
>[TOTAL_SYSTEM_SHUTDOWN]
>[CORE'S MELTING]
>turn back
>get bumped at gain
>don't turn around
>the girl that got pushed says " stop it" while giggling to her friend
>the other girl says " do you like the boy?"
>she replies "maybe" while gigling
>"he's handsome"
>I'm practically dying inside from anxiety
>my turn to pay up
>"Hey boy" says the one that pushed me
>"I'll pay for that milk and cottage cheese if you tell us your name"
>both are looking and smiling at me
>I just manage to break out and smile and turned around
>hands all shaking
>give the cashier the money
>grab my milk and cottage cheese
>literally run out of the store
>go back home
>take a shower because of all the sweat

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>Highlight/circle boards you visit
>get judged

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Brittany Venti is a cunt

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I cheated on my bf a while ago.
Before you get infuriated and call me a whore listen i need your help, I am seriously concerned. A few months after I told him he had an explosive fit of rage and broke everything in our appartment (including over 1000$ worth of bongs). A few months later he released this video with his 'band'
and I'm seriously concerned he's trying to tell me something or is going to do something..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiS9PNphDB8

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In this thread, we hold onto the last hopes we have of rejoining society, as impossible as it seems. Who knows, you might even make it.

Discuss recovery plans, successes, failures, experiences, more failures, and endgames.

Question of the day: How long have you been deprived of real social contact? Is it affecting your ability to reintegrate?

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Katsucon is this weekend, why don't you guys go? Or really to any anime cons in general, social skills are not expected and qt grills desperate for attention are there

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Would any fembots consider putting their mouth on this?

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Do girls even want sex? Are they even attracted to men? Maybe women are just as attracted to men as straight men are, not at all. Seems like many just put up with sex until marriage, then they stop having it entirely.

Why has evolution fucked us over so hard? Both women and men should either both be attracted to one another, or not at all. What it is now fucks up the power dynamic and women on average have shown that they tend to abuse their power.