Marrying for visa

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I'm neither of those nationalities but I'd definitely do it.
>tfw on interpals for that sole purpose

>>34913994
You forget the part where you can be charged for sham marriage.

>>34913994
No.
Women are trash id rather shoot guns and do cocaine then be around a axe wound.
-not a virgin

Not really, but if I did I would go for a 10/10 qtpie who is somewhat serious about marriage.

If you look at divorce rates, marriage for visa's are actually more likely to stay together pernamently anyways, so why would I go after a half commited /r9k/ grill and not literally any other russian or filipino qt?

>>34913994
Put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger with your toe. Seriously. Why would I marry you when you could turn around and divorce me, get half my shit and keep your visa?

where are you from? whenever I travel I change my tinder bio to mention I have 3 passports (USA/Canada/EU) and I always get 9001 messages from girls wanting to marry kek

Sure I would, but I am a disabled neet with no money, I don't think I can even legally get married.

>>34914041
Why shoot guns when you can shoot heroin?

It's like falling asleep in a giant warm, fluffy soft cloud. The closest thing to the bliss of post coital cuddles most of us will get.

It doesn't happen anymore :(

>>34913994
Tfw no one to marry me so I can get a visa and get the fuck out of this hellhole

I'm also a bi guy .-.

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>>34913994
>being so beta, that you'd marry someone even though you know they're just using you
In terms of being beta: Simply outstanding.

>>34913994
Depends on whether or not you're white

>>34913994

No because being married would fuck up my welfare amount. It would be shared with the whore.

>>34913994
Do you like Portugal?

>>34913994

>>34913994

Yes, for 100,000 euroes and 10% of your yearly income. It's still way cheaper than buying a visa.

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I'm sorta planning to holiday to some poor SEA country like Thailand or whatever and find a young woman with a decent university degree and promise her marriage and easy entry to my country (Australia) in return for occasional sex and enabling of my NEEThood. I would barely even be a noticeable drain on her resources at all, and I'm not a totally ugly or fat man so the sex would hopefully not be unbearable for her.

>being known as that guy who got marriage scammed for a visa
>completely fucking up your chances of ever finding a loving wife
>not even offering sex in return

LOL WUT

HOW FUCKING OVERPRICED DO YOU WANT TO SELL YOUR ROASTIE FOR

YOU'RE NOT WORTH NEARLY THAT MUCH

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>>34914054
I don't use Tinder. Too shy for that (I may try someday if I get the courage). So it's not me.
But yeah, I wonder...that may be very common.

AAAAAAA no one wants marry for visa oh God my life is really a hell.

What are bait?

>>34913994
>Would you marry a girl
no, stopped reading there

>>34914054
Where do you travel to?

>>34913994

what do you look like tho

>>34913994
Your pros aren't worth it. Daily sex for a year, or alternatively enough money, then I would.

>>34914054
>where are you from?
I'm from the United States, fuck Drumpf I'm going to a civilized part of the world.

>>34913994
Canada is shit country
T. Leaf

>>34914118
>implying this isn't how all marriages are

>>34914118
> Implying that not every marriage is about using eachother somehow.
You know romantic love is fairy tale, right?

>>34914128
I'm white, and not fat.
>>34914213
No one would know that marriage is a scam unless you decide to tell someone. We could fake it in front of everyone.
Also, I don't want to sell my roastie... we would share bills and everything.
>>34914260
Not really, my friend.

>>34914351
>>34914353
Obviously, but "decent" people at least try to hide it.

>>34914353
Then why haven't you posted a pic yet?

>>34914118
In a lot of cases, the woman's family will pay you for marrying her in order for her to get her visa. My cousin did it a few years ago and the family paid him 30k.

I would do it, but there has to be sex involved, or i wont

>>34914439
Depends, is there still a net gain after she takes half your shit?

I'd offer my boipussy for a visa tbqh

>>34913994
Post a picture and if you're attractive I'll consider it

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>implying that anyone outside of Europe is attractive.

I do like Japs amd Koreans though. So only if it's those.

>>34914194
Oh I should say if anyone fits the description in this post, reply and we can work something out. I don't care where you're from or what you look like, just enable my NEEThood. I'm very cheap to provide for.

>>34914514
Well that depends
I'm a guy and kinda cute desu

>>34914353
>No one would know that marriage is a scam

Except for the whole divorcing you in a few years thing.

>we would share bills and everything

That's not enough. The guy is giving up all hope of ever having an actual relationship with a woman who loves him.

You need to pay a whole lot of money to convince someone to do that.

>>34914467
Again, there's usually an agreement between the two and the family on what they're going to do after she gets her visa. In my cousin's case, they were never a couple. They just stay legally married until they don't have to anymore. No taking anyone's shit once it's divorce time. I'm not sure of all the details. I believe they're still legally married but the two live their own separate lives. She still lives in California and he moved back to New Mexico.

>>34914353
>You know romantic love is fairy tale, right?

It sure is, especially when you're a dead inside broken cunt like you. Feels really good knowing retarded sacks of shit like you will be miserable throughout all your life.

OP is under the impression that a guy would like to live with somebody who doesn't love them because company is nice.

That couldn't be further from the truth. You're being a constant reminder of how completely repulsive they are that they couldn't ever find somebody who loves them. You're actually being a torment and a huge burden on them.

Nobody would ever sign up for that. This is the worst deal ever. You're retarded for even proposing such a thing.

>>34914400
Decent or hypocrite? People go and swear their love in front of a god they don't even believe, then use each other, cheat, lie, etc... Stop daydream about Hollywood movies boy.
>>34914423
Isn't it obvious? I won't expose myself on fucking 4chan. Duh.
>>34914467
I would not. We can all set those agreements before the marriage, and I could sign. It's all about the visa, hon.
>>34914481
I am not very pretty. Quite average. But I'm not fat and don't have any deformity.
>>34914561
Not really, people divorce like they change their clothes nowadays. It's not a big deal.
Also you would not give up finding love. I don't care if you go out and "cheat me". In a few years you could just marry again, if you believe all that true love bs.
>>34914574
HAHA says the bitter guy who is in the same place as me..../r9k. I though that after all at least you guys would know better.
You will die seeking for something that isn't there, but yeah....go ahead.

>>34914549
Do you have the ability and propensity to earn a decent wage if you move to my country and be willing to sacrifice a portion of it for my sake even when you wouldn't need to merely out of a (probably misguided) sense of gratefulness?

>>34914738
Well first of all I'm not in SEA
Quite far from it
And as for sacrificing a portion? If I actually get the fuck out of here and live somewhere else I'd probably hail you as a saviour which means you can get half of my income

>>34914725

>I don't care if you go out and "cheat me".

Lol as if a woman would ever get near a guy in such a situation. You're being purposefully obtuse.

Look, being real. The only way you can arrange something like this is if you pay cold hard cash. An actual visa costs upwards of 700,000euros I believe. You'd need to pay in the region of 100,000euros to get anyone interested.

You're not offering anything tangibly beneficial, otherwise.

>>34914725
Woah, we've got a badass over here.

>>34913994

I'm Canadian. I'd have to get to know own the person really, but I might.

I'm going to college and stuff right now so it would probably be after that.

>>34914790
Where you are doesn't matter, that was just me saying it's where I'd look first since it's close by.

And the question is are you educated and employable enough to provide me with monetary support? A decent portion of my country can't find a job, I'm not importing someone who will in the end be forced to rely upon me.

Divorce rate among American born cunts: over 50%

Divorce rate among mail order brides: 20%

It really is a no brainer

>>34914400
Eh... The truth is the same all the way. No point in lying to yourself.

I want to marry a girl to get a visa in to America, lad. That said, I'd never go for a get in and ditch 'em system

>>34914738
Fellow >>34914790
is pretending to me be, but he/she said what I meant.
Of course I would have to earn enough, even because someday we would divorce and I would need to have my own place.
As I said, we would share bills and food. My personal things (like hygiene, health, beauty) I would buy too. About cooking and cleaning...all that we would share. It would be like if you have a roomate.
>>34914810
Haha, you know that there is a lot of roasties that like married men. Being married is not a problem at all.

If any gaybots want to move to Canada, or are kind enough to let me live with you in USA, I'm available.

We can be dual citizens and get the best of both worlds. Free drugs from Canada, and we can live in USA for the lower cost of living, plus guns.

No roasties.

>>34914843
>educated
Unfortunately I have got a high school diploma although I wouldn't mind going for a college degree as I'm not too old
>Employable
I'd literally work in anything, I consider myself Jack of all the trades desu

>>34914893
I never said I am pretending to be you I said I'm a guy and everyone in the thread knows that you (assuming you are OP) a girl.

>>34914952

Where are you from?

Oringinalllllll

>>34914827
Well, then when you find this whole true love and the angel-woman you want you come here and tell me. For now I am the right one about all this stuff.
>>34914842
Of course, we would get to know each other first, see if we are compatible to share a home for a couple of years. Everything would be settled and discussed before the deal.
I am also finishing my graduation, and I want to get a mastering degree and work overseas.
>>34914843
Yes, I am getting my degree very soon (won't move before it). I am educated and I want to work hard. For me, to end up being like you mentioned would be a disgrace. I really want to have my own things, earn my money and continue my education.

>years a divorce may happen no alimony shit

kek this is asking for a disaster to happen

when the time comes i garuntee you will be asking for alimony and child support. It will all fit in like a puzzle peice and then the final answer will be contested divorce and getting maximum payout from the robot. The gains are just too great resist. If you are a saint you wouldn't be getting married based on visas.

>>34915016

Well desu, I'm willing to start getting to know your are you gonna drop an email or something?

>>34913994
those pros arent actually pros. theyre neutral

we're gaining next to nothing for helping you get a visa. fuck off

>>34913994
> No more lonely days (well maybe)
all the cons
So you are going to be alone with a stranger who used you to get into the country and you will get a divorce and you will get fucked with alimony
("but she said she wouldnt!" dont be so retarded lad)

why the fuck would you ever want to do that.

only way I would do it was she paying me a large amount of money and a bullet proof prenup. With all that she'd just chase down and trick some poor beta anyway

>>34915034
Child support???? Are you nuts??
We are not going to have kids!!!! Where did get this idea from??
I rather die than being a mother.
>>34915048
Just tell me two things: are you really serious about this? Because I am.
How old are you?

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>>34913994
desu i'm from europe and i'm trying to find a canadian girl who would marry me for a visa. i would even try to make the marriage work.

>>34915083
I mean, I think I'd be more serious if I actually spoke to you honestly. Randomly sticking my ass on the line for somebody on r9k isn't ideal, but I like the idea of helping somebody.

I'd be more willing if I knew you weren't like crazy or something.

I'm turning 22 in may.

>>34914893
>>34915016
Fuck off Roastie.

>>34914952
Sorry but I'm definitely prioritizing someone who has the highest potential for providing me with my NEETbucks.

>>34913994
DON'T DO IT MY BROTHERS. ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME AND SHE IS BEING A CHAMELEON TO FUCK YOU OVER. SHE IS GOING TO DIVORCE YOU AFTER SHE GETS VISA AND TAKE EVERYTHING FROM YOU.

>>34915129
Are you the Canadian or the Australian?

>>34915131
Understandable
Good luck

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>voluntarily becoming a cuck

>>34915149
Canadian.

Originalllllllll

>>34915190
Cancuck
>ftfy

>>34915146
What about a guy

>>34915129
Ok, I just made this email.
If we get along, we got to know each other better and better and with time, as we trust each other we share more private info. Contact me if you want. [email protected]

>>34915146
>All women are the same: partially true
> She's going to divorce you after she gets the visa: true
> She will take everything from you: false
I said we can sign a prenup, no problem. I just want a visa.

tfw no mail order sweaty NEET husband

>>34913994
FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE GO TO HELL I AM SO SICK OF YOU LITERAL PROSTITUTE HOOKERS USING YOUR SMELLY CUNTS TO GET EVERYTHING YOU WANT GET OUT NOW

>>34913994
>no sex
wew cuck

>>34915101
>i would even try to make the marriage work.

Come on guy, she literally admits life with her will be shit guaranteed

You can do better

>>34913994
> No more lonely days (well maybe)

sounds like that kind of arrangement would be extra lonely so no, fuck off

>>34914074
I've done every drug man.
Boys alright but there's better downers for cheaper and less
You're still a huge faggot.

>>34914316
Preach brother preach.
Did you hear about Edmonton?

>>34913994
You're going about this the wrong way OP. You're likely going to have to pay someone to do this for you. People usually do this as a legal move and nothing more. Not "hey marry me and I'll be nice to you and live with you. No sex or anything though." You likely won't find any serious candidates. Sure there's betas here who say they'd do it, but they likely aren't in a position to house and support anybody. If you actually go out and seriously look, you'll find that most people are going to want money, and likely won't want to be around you after you're married. Like I said, people usually do this as strictly a legal move.

>>34914026
Nobody has visited my account in over a month. It's weird, because I used to have 60 or 70 people a day. Maybe I blocked too many people.

>>34916318
I'm Canadian and will do it for 100,000 cad and sex for the time we are "married"

>>34913994
If you want that visa you're going to sell all your holes.

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>>34913994
>Demonstration of affections only in public
>Probably sex or French kiss won't happen
>No love involved
>divorce may (WILL) happen
>no alimony shit (Bullshit)
>probability of falling in love is null
What's the fucking point?

>>34916245
>Did you hear about Edmonton?

W-what happened to Edmonton?

>>34916386
Muslims raped a 10 year old boy and said consent was giving.
And like 13 different girls where sexually assaulted at the pool there.
Justin isn't doing hit about it and the dude was let go.

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>only marrying for visa
I'd marry a robot if he provided for me while I stay home and get pampered desu. Obviously i'd give him sex, illusion of love and children though.

>>34916452
I heard about the molester in the pool but not the rape. Fucked up that nothing is being done about it. Things here are going to look as bad as Germany or Sweden in a couple years.

If I wasn't such a lazy NEET I would be out of this country ASAP.

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One of my father's half brother's cousins married a paki to get him citizenship and I reported them to ICE and he was deported.

>>34913994
Literally why would I do that?

There's not one good thing that would come out of it. Nothing. And you sound like a righteous cunt

Fuck off slag

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>>34913994
I'd do it but you would have to have sex with me too. No feelings or being tied down or other bullshit just pleasure each other every now and then.

But this is just a bait thread so whatever. Here is a (You).

>>34914118
It would just be like friends with benefits. I don't see the problem.

>>34913994
>roastie wants to marry someone for citizenship
>no sex
>only cuddles sometimes
>no love involved
You're not offering much, you deserve to be in whatever shithole you live

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>>34913994
You're a real piece of work aren't you?

>not sleeping togheter
>no cooking/cleaning
>no sex
>no kids

I will provide everything if there will be kids. No kids, no deal.

You will never be a man no matter how much you shitpost, how "smart" you think you are, or how """machiavellian""" you pretend to be. Just because your dad was an abusive fuckwit doesn't mean abusive mothers are non existant, or that even most mothers are "nice". And by the way, your kids, if you ever do have them, will absolutely hate you - because that is what you will be: an abusive mother. I can personally guarantee that. You're EXACTLY like my mother, i know what makes you tick and what can make you explode (in a good or bad way). You think guys don't see what chicks like you are doing? they do see, they just don't say anything. But the glass will overflow for you one day. And no normal person will stand being in a relationship with you and your antics. I gave birth to you, I am a SAINT of the alt-right. Without me, you wouldn't be anywhere close to this level. You really want kids with personality disorders, like you claim you do? Well then. Your choice.

>>34913994
Canadian here.
What country are you from and are you willing to pay?

I went on a date once with an Iranian chick who was looking for someone to marry to get permanent citizenship.

She dissed me though, i wasn't good enough to be used as a tool for her to get wellfare.

t. swedbro

>>34913994
I'm American, and I fantasize about going to Europe to have girls all over me for a chance to get a visa.

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any american/canadian females in here?
please help a robot out

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>>34917403
>not even desperate sandniggers want us
Fy fan...

Any canada grill wants to import me into becoming a leaf?

>>34914040
>you can get charged for sham marriage
which law says that?
how would that even work?
who would take up a charge against you?if its the state how does the state know that the marriage is a scam in the first place

>>34917459
>how does the state know you take drugs
Don't be retarded.

>>34916382
>>34916930
>>34917245
But why?? It's not like, I'm going to bother or make any trouble. We would split everything so you could like, save some money since we wuld share bills and buy something nice (maybe even a flat or car).
Perhaps we become really good friends. I'd help with the cleaning and cooking, we would be like roomates. It's not that bad... If you are desperate for sex then just hire a prostitute and have sex.
>>34917303
LOL I have NO IDEA what the hell are you talking about. You may have kids with an apropriate wife and everything, no problem. We would be married only for a couple years. I never said I want kids with mental disorders, never said anything about my father.
You are delirious! Wake up!

>>34917490
well police dont go around snooping for scam marriages afaik and how would they even prove that your love isnt real
unless you openly state that your marriage is a scam they shouldnt be able to do shit

>>34917530
Not that anon, but i would really like to have kids at some point. However, at my current rate it doesn't look like it's going to happen any time soon.

I really don't like thinking about waking up one day and suddenly be 40 years old and still be a bachelor working 9-19 every day, It's gonna suck.

Getting biological children is not really a service you can buy either. Not a as lone guy at least. Single mothers can have insemination, but men can't really have children if they do not find a woman to have them with.

>>34913994
>probability of falling in love is null
I wouldn't say that. You're gonna be living with her and therefore seeing her a lot. It's not likely, but you might discover a common interest or just hang out once just because and end up building a real relationship because you realize you actually enjoy each other's company.
Again, not likely, but certainly not impossible.

>>34917588
I think they might notice if you do it repeatedly.
They might suspect trafficking is taking place.

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>>34917530
Canadian here.
Don't worry, I have zero romantic interest in you and never will, and I'd be willing to help you find a job, oil is in the shitter right now but when it rebounds you could make six figures pretty easily.
I don't even want to live with you, this would be purely business.
hmu for more details, throwaway is in the name field.

if anyone wants american citizenship im willing to marry, you would have to pay me though. and no sex of course

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>>34917671
>oil
>when it rebounds

Anon I have some news for you.

>>34913994
>> Probably sex or French kiss won't happen
>Literally the only part of you of any worth is your vagina

In answer to your question, no

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>>34913994
I have a cute Syrian co-worker. I'd love to date and maybe marry her, she said she used to play games until Arab Spring so giving her a new house with game PC and PS4 might make her happy.

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>>34913994
>>34914315
Honestly you sound straight out of tumblr. Stop trying to manipulate gullible betas. Just fuck off.

>>34917964
This

>>34917408
keep fantasizing

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>tfw actually thought about doing this since I'm so lonely
>the only thing stopping me is my age
>they mostly want 30+ year old men, for obvious reasons of course

Maybe when I reach wizard tier I'll try it out. Another pro I've heard about these women, is that they make great traditional wives. Can most likely cook, and doesn't mind being home all day.

>>34914932
>tfw you can't even give citizenship away

life is hard for a gaybot.

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>>34913994
dude this is so true right now it hurts
>gf of 5 years
>low libido
>doesn't like french kissing
although: opposite with the PDA, more private than openly

love tho. we enjoy being together. at least i hope so. Still long distance FeelsBadMan

>>34919310
do you enjoy being cheated on?

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>>34913994
>Probably sex or French kiss won't happen

Fuck outta here you shithead.

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>>34919341
Nice accusation :^)
ebin meme :^)
hillaryious :^)