Embarrasing moments

WHY DIDN'T U GIV FUK

don't worry about it man even if you did everything right and started a relationship shed end up cheating on you and dump you

there's no point in trying or caring, in fact the best thing you could have done is punch her in the face, except jail doesn't seem fun

>>34913896
Hahaha you make my day, love you anon

>>34914087
glad my existence could make another anon laugh

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>you will never be so good looking you don't have to make the first move

>>34913896
I've been in a similar situation. Once back in high school some friends and i went to the mall. Group of girls comes up to us and one of them is literally all over me. Running her hands all over my body, feeling my abs and hugging me. I didnt even say anything to her, i could have got her number or made out with her easily. At one point I put my arm around her. Still a virgin to this day but I have more experience now. Funny story tho

>>34913896
if you want an advice, star dont carring about thngs, I have fucked my life alot, so I just dont care and now I can do all I want, becouse if I fuck who cares?

>>34913896
Are you qt anon?

>>34913896
Are you sure they weren't fucking with you? Cause I've had it where a girl jokingly hits on meach then just walks off whyle laughing.

>hey there cutie, you're looking for a girlfriend
>h-hey, ummmm I g-guess
>well here's my number
>hands me a paper and walks away whyle giggling
>The paper says "you wish"

This is one of many times. Are you actually good looking or are you just ugly and were getting bated?

>>34914459
How is anyone supposed to listen to you when you talk like you have a head injury?

>>34914634
I would've known
It's different by how they giggle and how they look at you
>>34914527
maybe

>>34914634
>jokingly hits on me then...*
>are you looking for a girlfriend?*

Sorry, got a new keyboard and it feels weird.

>>34914634
Playing it the way op did is always the safest choice

>>34914652
I have a studder. I got rid of it for the most part, but it comes back up when I'm either shy or angry.

>>34913896
>take a shower because of all the sweat

Hahahahahahahahah! Brilliant!

>>34914679
I don't see how. You might as well go for it even if the end result is crippling depression.

>>34913896
Welp, could've fucked both of them and transcended into turbochadhood, instead you're still here with us virgin lot.

At least you got the milk & cheese

>>34914679
No risk, no glory fag

>>34914754
Poor OP, he dont know how difficult it is to find a girl with fetish for autistic/retard/femenine/fat fuck
Nice one rainman

>>34914887
I'm not fat, retarded or feminine
I'm fit and autistic

All that was missing was for you to get a shame boner you had to profusely apologise to everyone for.
You could have also said 'don't worry, anyone who messes with me always pays' cryptically.

>>34914908
as you say rainman

>>34914908
>I'm not retarded
>I'm autistic

Proof of retardation.

>>34914966
how is that proof

>>34914908
with the run out and shower part your reminded me the retard brother of mary (There's Something About Mary), but he beat your ass if you touch him so is your Alpha version

>be me
>be in uni
>hear the name of this girl who's the same class as me
>Say her name and ask her if she can't hand me something I dropped
>'how do you know my name you creep"
Time to drop uni

>>34915004
How is it not? You say you're not retarded, but then say you're autistic.

>>34915035
Hahahaha wtf? Why would she be creeped out? It's polite and we'll mannered to remember the names of your classmates and coworkers.

>>34915035
>Time to drop uni
hahahaha nice,but you should have put that bitch in his place.

>>34915040
Autism has nothing to do with retardation?

>>34915070
Lets be real most autists act retarded.

ITT: discuss if OP is a retard fat fuck or not
We want proof OP, sharpie in the ass if you arent retard

>>34915070
>Autism = a form of mental retardation
>autism has nothing to do with retardation

Holy shit is this bait??? Anyone?

>>34915112
Don't think so. Just retardation.

>>34915112
Mentally Retarded - below average IQ?

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A classical robot archetype unlike autists in this thread with epic random /b/ro quality posts
just b yourself anon

>family friends come to visit
>dad tells me to help them with the lagguage
>grab a backpack
>heavier than it seemed
>try doing an edgy move
>trow it expecting to catch it again
>fail
>backpack falls down the stairs
>pretty expensive tablet was in it
>"We are so sorry, Anon will reapay you as soon as he gets is salary"

It's not even the first time it happens

>>34915638
Was it a morphine tablet?

>at college
>reading a manga outside
>beautiful 10/10 strawberry blonde girl walks up
>"hey, is that Denpa Onna to Seishun Otoko?"
>"uh yeah, have you wred it? "
>"No, but I've seen the anime"
>at this point I'm in love
>we start talking about anime and stuff
>gives me her number Skype
>go back home and ask her if she wants to borrow my manga
>she responds with "sure come over to my place tomorrow so you can bring to me"

Not really an embarrassing story, but thought I might tell you guys a good story. I'm probably gonna fuck it up somehow though.

>>34915926
Forgot to mention that this was recent, so I'm going to her house today. Wish me luck.

>>34914634
>The paper says "Back door beauty?"

>>34915112
>einstein was retarded
>darwin was retarded
>isaac newton was retarded

>>34915986
we both know ur gonna fuck it up mate, might as well not even go it's probaly a joke anyway

>>34916068
I can't not show up. She's the most beautiful girl I've ever seen and we both have something in common. But I just hope my autism won't kick in. I seemed to do well when we first talked

>>34914292
You always have to make the first move. Handsome men are less likely to be hit on as they are more intimidating. Flirted with yes, but outright hit on, no.

>>34915926
Dunno why but this brought back some memories from 8th grade.

>classmate was a weeb
>she used to wear cringy anime related hoodies , listen to vocaloid and talk all day about how gorgeous Japan is
>once she brought a manga in class
>"Oh, this? It's called Manga, you wouldn't been able to read it "
>music class
>she gives 0 fucks about the lesson
>teacher notices
>takes her Manga
>close look
>"What's this garbage ? "
>"How dare you ? It's called Manga and it's art"

>>34916256
Hahaha I hate those people. I try to keep it a secret for the most part. I just tend to read in in public cause I have nothing else to do.

>>34915059
while I sympathize with her attitude, it is quite amazing how women can at the same time be the most concerned about 'creeps' when it suits them and yet the greatest gossip queens when this suits them

hypocritical to the core regarding privacy

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>went to store to pick up some groceries
>on my way back 5 people are standing in front of me
>2 of them move in my direction
>all of a sudden a girl screeches at me for looking at her even if i wasn't
>guy that was with her was walking behind me and asking the girl if he should knock me down
>at this point im panicking and just starting to walk faster
>move past the group
>the 2 girls in the group start calling me cute and asking for my number
fuck normies

>>34916484
I don't see the hippocracie in this situation, but I do agree that women are very hippocritical.

>>34916537
They weren't being serious. They wanted to fuck with you.

>>34916578
of course they were
but the girl could have told the guy to kill me and he would have

>>34916640
Yup chads would do anything to seem more alpha. You're lucky you got away with only with emotional pain.

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>online "friends" talk about university and work
>one guy tells everyone how well his job interview went
>I have nothing to say because I'm a neet
>one of them asks me what I do for a living
>I tell him I don't know
>tell him I gotta go
>leave

I'm genuinely retarded.

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>>34913896
iktf pham
also
>tfw chad friend pushes roasties to you so you get a chance, they are in good disposition from chad introduction but you mess all up

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>buying panties from Victoria's Secret
>they have this deal, 5 for $27.50
>collect 5 and wait in line
>plenty of girls (duh) waiting ahead and behind me, I'm the only guy
>finally get to the register, the lady starts to count how much I have
>were you trying to do the five panties for $27.50? you need to grab another pair, I'll wait for you
>redhot in the face I go back and select one more pair, feels like every girl's eyes were on me
>buy my bounty and gtfo

it felt a little enticing though desu, can't wait to do it again