Would any fembots consider putting their mouth on this?

I CHOOSE YOU.

DIGLETT!!!!

lmfao wait.

I CHOOSE YOU.

DICKLET.

hehehe

the lamprey cock: the cock that sucks YOU

Sheeee-it.
I guess I would at least try if I had already gotten into a relationship and plugged in the hours to move onto that stage of intimacy.
It's clean though, right? He cleans the inside I assume.

>tfw no diglett dick bf

Why live.

waht is that?

>>34913391
paraphimosis? Every part of my soul is confused when I look at that

DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG.

TRIO TRIO TRIO.

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>tfw no chestburster dick

>>34913391
>brown

yup

>>34913391

nope, PAWG femanon here, i only put my lips on BBC

>>34914027
How can witebois even compete?

never seen a saggy foreskin before

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>>34913391
It looks like the inner mouth on the Alien

>>34913391
Looks like a dementor a little

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>>34914027
What about
UWONHCIBOABHDNWPTFOMBC?
Unaware whether or not his cock is big or average because he does not watch pornography that features other males black cock

oh shit its the sandworm from dune

>>34913391

What the fuck is that? I see the head but how does it look like that

WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT GREEN

>>34913391
WHAT'RE YA BUYIN'?

>>34913391
Did you get it caught in a machine or something?

>>34915979
>UWONHCIBOABHDNWPTFOMBC

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you: pure, unfiltered autism

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>tfw phimosis
>can't pull the skin back even halfway over the glans
>doesn't make a difference when fapping
>worry that it will prohibit me from having sex (no way of knowing)
>get a fleshlight to see
>hurts like hell when I stick it in because the skin is forced back

>>34917564
yeah you cant fuck with that thing, I tried, really hard but just hurt myself, the once the foreskin even got stuck middle way, hurt like hell

dont get fully cut though, I did that mistake and it ruined sex and fapping, just get a cut on the side so it works properly again, probably hurts like hell still but maybe you can skip the smell of burning flesh

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>>34917435
Fite me u bich

>>34913391
i've seen people put worse in their mouth

>>34917612
>just get a cut on the side
but I don't want to get cut
all my life ive been the one arguing for uncut vs cut

>>34917564
>>34917612
You just gotta do it.
Do it in a hot bath or shower, the hot water relaxes the foreskin. It may hurt in the short term, but it'll cause you much more problems in the long term if you don't do it.

>>34917564

Stop being a beta cuck and go to the doctor they will give you a cream which together with stretching will make it work.

>>34916711
GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

>>34913391
Jesus fuck, from the thumbnail I thought it was a weird owl or something.

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That dick is weird but it's an outlier penis. Kind of likes this cunt.

>>34917612
>I did that mistake and it ruined sex and fapping

Can you elaborate?

>>34918346
>straightfaggotss WILL defend this