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>>34910801
Skee-Lo, when will you learn?

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>>34910801
It was my only wish to rise above these jealous, coward motherfuckas I despise. When It was time to ride, I was the first off this side, give me the nine. I'm ready to die right here tonight, and motherfuck their life.

>>34910941
You might like this one, 2Pac fan:

There is a wildly elusive moment of bliss
In the spaces between being told you are shit

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doubt you got rated 9/10 friendo

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Come on, Dmitri. You're not 9/10, but you aren't ugly either. Stop hoping a fembot is going to contact you.

>>34910794
>being this new

jfc this board

Jeff? Is that you?
Djdjjddjd

>>34910728
That chick Ann Frank on Facebook is like every other pale brunette here in the Pacific Northwest. WHY are there so many weird pale brunettes here in the PNW, anyhow?

>>34910989
>unfunny rich roastie
Who? Anne or the girl holding her book?

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>stepsis found the seamen-siphon

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>robot found the unoriginal post

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>She found out about your virgin walk

I don't know if I'd do that. Normies are dangerous.

>>34910611
>What devilish things can I do?
really cracks me up how you didnt put this line in your /adv/ thread. whats your deal OP?

>>34910627
True, remember there are legit psychopaths out there

The only way the answer to that question can be no is if you are already Chad or are a woman.

that dude looks like a gayboy desu

It's way easier if you just lived in the moment and just went with the flow.

>>34910433
>us
back to pol you go faggot

>>34910433

Nazis deserve to get made fun of.

>>34910433
I, for one, am happy to share the same planet as Tomo News.

The fuck are those demon claws

Get that shit outta here

>>34910458
>tfw no demon claw gf

>>34910423
I want to suck those toes so bad.

>Dumb slut decides to do porn
>Dumb slut signs contract to do porn
>Dumb slut gets paid to do porn
>Dumb slut can stop the shoot at anytime

Yeah nah.

>le theory/practice dichotomy
pleb way of expressing yourself
1/10

>>34910474
She isn't financially or socially capable of doing those things due to male oppression

>>34910355
Depends OP
How much do you drink?
How much do you fap?

Stop drinking, sure.
Only stop fapping excessively.

Don't stop fapping, your balls will explode.

They won't, but seriously, they will hurt. You need to ejaculate at least once every few days.

>>34910314
Workouts, hit the gym or do laps at your local pool

Start crushing herbal tea.

>>34910314
I would suggest caffeine but I guess that actually increases stress levels.

I dropped out before senior year and got my GED a few years later.
I'm probably better off for it because student loan debt and the fact that I loathe homework would probably have me flunk out, I barely skimmed by my entire school career only by doing good on tests while half-assing or not doing my homework.
And that shit actually fucked up my home life. My parents banned me from video games (my one true love) for about 4 years because of my grades. I had to do all my gaming covertly and obtain vidya from friends.

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>>34910284
I did not fail highschool so there.

>>34910451
If you loved gaming so much, why didn't you actually put in some effort in school so you could do so freely?

Lack of foresight.

Smoking, drinking, crash diets instead of eating sensibly, not getting enough sleep, tanning too much, all of that contributes to aging like curdled milk. Then they panic and get cosmetic surgery when it's far too late to fix.

MOMMY
>friends was 30 years ago

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>>34910150
In this particular example it is clear that "Monica", couldn't come to terms with losing her sex appeal, and so desperately attempted to halt the advance of time with botox and cosmetic surgery. Despite the great skill that has been reached in the dicipline of beautification, it is yet impossible to truly replicate the beauty of youth, and so the result is uncanny looking mix of old and young.

It is the fate that awaits all roasties, and thank God for that one bit of justice.

They're not a even a race, retard

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>>34910149
Come up here and say that to my face.

>>34910588
No. I don't feel like it. I CHOOSE to stay downstairs.

Your move, skelly

I hate everything though

>>34910082
Just today I had a job interview for a job that doesn't pay well and that I greatly dislike.. but I have to take it to survive.

I don't know op..

>>34910082
Depends on how small the amount is for what I love and how large the amount of money and how much I hate it