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Was This Girl Flirting With Me Or Just Being Nice? 2017-02-17 01:03:39 Post No.34922308
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Was This Girl Flirting With Me Or Just Being Nice?
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2017-02-17 01:03:39
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ALright roborts let me run something buy you...
>Be me
>Outback Steakhouse
>Sit alone at the bar no one else is there
>Order steak and beer
>Waitress (5/10) asks for me ID
>Says Hi "Anon's Name" my name is "Femanon's Name"
>Asks if I want to be called by the short or long version of my name
>Starts humming and singing whenever by the bar
>Asks all the usual questions but uses my name
>Told me when she works (Tuesdays/Thursdays)
I left a 50% tip and nodded my fedora because I am a NEET on the inside.
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>>34922308
Just being nice
don't ever go back, anon
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>>34922308
She was just being nice to make sure you left a tip.
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>>34922308
>I left a 50% tip
Nah, man she's just being polite don't get suckered in you dumb shit
your vehement opposition to real life females forces me to consider the fact that you are a closeted homosexual
how do you respond
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roasties galore you idealistic philosophical waste products
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this is what tumblr looks like cos of cucks like you
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have you ever been to the resaurant on the moonthey have good food but there's no atmosphere
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>Be me,3/10 fembot with Chad-tier bf
>Dick is atleast 8 inches
>Fuck atleast 3 times a week
>He cums inside each time,never get pregnant
>He gives up fucking Stacey for me
Fembots,you can do it
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>>34922219
Are you implying that penis is 8 inches? Or just a random image.
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>>34922241
*10 inches actually
Its not to scale
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Fucking Stacy bait, fuck off
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>you will never get to start your life over and do things right this time
>it's too late to fix things now
>you had one shot and you blew it
>you will be a pathetic failure until you die
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>>34922168
>tfw right after you cum you start thinking about how you need to get your life together
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How old are you OP? There's really no use in feeling bad over past mistakes. Accept that you fucked up and try to solve your current and future problems. Worrying about the past is like watching a horror film and yelling "Don't go down there nigga" its not going to change anything. I say this buy yea, I want to die. Good luck
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We'll always have the 2D world. That's what keeps me going.
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tfw miserable in uni
>stay in school
>might fail out
>too dumb for STEM
>too lazy for humanities
>would probably be stressed out about careers for the rest of my life
>would want to kill myself because i feel hopeless and lost
>drop out
>may never get employed
>would probably be stressed out about lack of money for the rest of my life
>would want to kill myself because of (appropriate) sense of mediocrity and inferiority
why is there never a good option
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>>34922070
Just live with your parents and eat tendies
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>>34922118
i did that for a year. it sucked
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>>34922070
I dropped out, it's hell
But Uni was also hell
I couldn't tell you which one to pick anon
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I need every motherfucker thats 5'6 and under in this thread. Why is nature so cruel to us? Anything we do, good or great, will get overlooked. Literally. Being a manlet is a living hell
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>>34921934
I agree life is shit if you aren't tall
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>>34921934
Living hell is a bit of an exageration. Being a manlet doesn't actually affect your life too much if you aren't a beta cuck about it.
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>>34921934
Haha hey lol I'm 6'1(and a half) but uh man you didn't say we SHOULDN'T post if we're taller than that haha
Hey man being 6'1 isn't that easy, whenever my height is brought up they always say they're happy I'm the average height (even though I know they wish I was taller)
most girls I date have to be 5'4 so we don't look clunky as a couple haha
well take care OP haha heres a (you)>>34921934
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What's for dinner, fags?
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>tfw been eating an oatmeal bowl and a few pieces of fruit the last few days
I'm not even hungry...
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>all that sugar
>that lack of carbs
yikes buddy
I usually have a Kind bar around 5 and then some milk and cereal at 9.
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>>34921964
sorry, by carbs I meant protein
Why don't girls ever give me a chance? Am I that ugly?
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You arent ugly, you just arent 8/10 or above so they have no reason to give you a chance
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>>34921772
not until he pulls in with a bugatti.
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>>34921731
You are brown and not chad, computes to failure.
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Are single moms worth it? I don't think I will be in a position to date someone until I'm much older. Let's talk worst case scenario for whatever reason I don't start dating until I'm in my 40's. Problem is by then all that's left will be single moms. I'm sure she will never love me as much as her child and I wouldn't mind that as much if it was my child to. It's a different kinda love I get that. But It wouldn't feel right not to also care deeply for the person she cares about most and have them be a part of my life. But by then it would probably be too late to be part of theirs. What do you guys think?
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all single moms are fucked up in a way, except widows. They were too stupid to use birth control or too impulsive. Or they picked bad men (who leave them). Or they are insufferable (and make them leave). They don't plan far into the future, emotionally unstable.
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>>34921708
No.
Most are single mums for a reason... and that reason is they got pregnant way too soon, got crazy way too soon, and drove the bloke away.
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>>34921757
My oneitis is a single mother. She got pregnant because she let some guy cum in her while she was on birth control, but she got sick and puked up the pill.
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So how do I find these QT nerdy girls that always appear on jeopardy?
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In Alex Trebek's bed after he's done with them.
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>>34921666
>That bug
>qt
God, you betas are pathetic
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>>34921693
Get out chad
Not originsllon5785446
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Write what you wish you could say to your lover/ex/mother/brother/whatever, and I'll respond to each of you as if you were addressing me.
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lick my ass
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Dear brother:
I hate you. You completely messed up that qt trap when you broke her heart. She's a crackwhore now.
-S.
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>>34921902
Son, that's against the law in our state...which makes it that much hotter.
I'd be honored to do that. :)
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How can I see the photos of a locked instagram?
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By not being a beta loser and following her on instagram
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>>34921941
I can't. It's my ex
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>>34921961
Make a fake account..
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plug.dj/the-groove-room
Join the room. We are playing music in it.
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aih
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Join please
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Join-shite kudasai.
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Memes aside, is shooting through the mouth tilted 45deg backwards objectively the best method?
Apparently in the forensic class I took (oh the irony), my tutor said it is better to shoot from below chin than from temples. Obviously I didn't discuss that further. No reasons to out myself as a suicidalfag.
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>>34921468
whatever you do, livestream it
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>>34921754
Not anytime soon, I'm afraid. I don't have a gun here.
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>>34921468
Didn't straight under the chin leave a chance for blowing only your face off?
Also, what's wrong anon?
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is it healthy to be in the exact same city for a decade no traveling whatsoever ,
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>>34921436
No, I went on vacation last year after being in the same city for years, and I felt a lot better. Then I came back and realized I will be living in this shithole for the rest of my life.
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>>34921485
i haven't left where i am for 10 years and it makes me sad
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We would have gone extinct thousands of years ago if it was a requirement or all that necessary. Spending some more time in any nature wherever you're at is probably a good idea though.