Write what you wish you could say to your lover/ex/mother/brother/whatever,

lick my ass

Dear brother:

I hate you. You completely messed up that qt trap when you broke her heart. She's a crackwhore now.

-S.

>>34921902
Son, that's against the law in our state...which makes it that much hotter.

I'd be honored to do that. :)

Dear K,

I used to love you but come near me again and I'll shoryuken you through the damn roof

>>34921563
What ever. I guess I'll try it.

>Hey Sophia, I was wondering if you wanted to go on a date or something. Maybe go and visit city beach? We can watch my dad fail at kiteboarding.

>>34921935
Fuck you, S. You were always orbiting while I was dating her, and when you would get all sweet with her, she would flirt back. Oh, and I saw that video of the two of you in a threesome with Chad. Never knew you liked prostate stuff... (^:

>>34922048
That's cute. You can try to do that while your friends and I tie you up and gangbang your arse. Hope you enjoy being ball-gagged and pounded like a $30 hooker.

>>34922051
I've always wanted to go on a date with your dad at the beach! It's so adorable that he would allow his son to come along.

Hello Jeff
I really liked you in The Fly. Also you looked kinda cool in that dinosaur movie. Cheers.

>>34921563
Dear Girl I like,

Every time I see you, I feel a pit in my stomach. Just the idea of thinking of you puts that pit there. I hope you're well.

>>34922265
Cheers to you too, Anon. We should produce something together, if you know what I'm saying.

>>34922306
Anon, you're my dream lover. I wish you would get off of 4chan and come over so that I could perform sexual acts on you.

>>34922208
That's not what I meant Sophia

brother, is it the day we take over this world once again ?

Dear oneitis

I hate how much you still control my life. I deleted your contact, my facebook, and all other social media or ways of contacting you in an effort of moving on, but I can't. I still think of you all day, and sometimes even in my dreams I can't escape you. You've ruined my life and made me into a shell of who I used to be. Why can't you love me back.

>>34922606
Yes, brother, that day has come. But, the real question is: how will we split the land between us. We can't have a third World War when I want my people's tax dollars going towards vegan companies.

>>34921563
You know, I can't tell if my growing resentment toward you is because I can't have you or because it's what you deserve. I'd still drop everything for you if you gave a shit about me though.

>>34923299
Find someone new, Anon. There's a better match out the for both of us, and it just so happens that I've already met mine. I used to wish you ill fortune, but I don't anymore. Have a nice life.

>>34923337
Why don't you think I give a shit about you, Anon? Where did I go wrong?