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WE WERE BOTH 16 AND IT FELT SO RIGHT
SLEEPING ALL DAY STAYING UP ALL NIIIIIIIIIGHT

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>>35042153
Lostprophets were a huge symbol of pride where I grew up because they were a moderately successful Welsh band.
Moreso than The Automatic, less so than Tom Jones.
Now people look at me weird if one of their songs show up on my playlist.

Fuck off, would you? I don't care if Ian Watkins fucked some kids. The music is nostalgic and it reminds me of better times.
I don't need this condescending bullshit of "oh you listen to this music despite this person doing this".
Self righteous hypocrites.

>>35042153
Fun fact: the vocalist of this band was arrested for pedophillia.

>it's real

>>35042138
Buy a mask and go shoot up the building where your job would be, no one will find out its you and you wont have to work for them

>>35042138
try your best. maybe state you used some other version of labview (whatever that is) and are not familliar with this one and in worst case scenario you will just lose the job you didnt deserve in the first place. or you make it and keep the job. nothing to worry about

>>35042138
Ask them to teach you how to do it at their company as every place is "different". I highly doubt they will throw you into the fire just like that. This is also why you never lie about doing something beyond your capacities. I've lied before too, even landed a hospital job, but how difficult do you think it is to use phones and scanning machines?

>>35042134
you could try anon

>>35042134
>>35026355 (OP) #
Well here is a tip
For all you perverts

Assuming you are at least half good looking and not a total sorry fucking loser your mom is probably one of the easier lays you can get.

>what??? No way?!

Yes way friend

1. Your mom is a middle aged woman who is horny all the time, chances are your dad and her's sex life is absolute shit

2. You are , most likely, a seemingly better looking version of your dad.

3. The only people women love unconditionally is their children. Your mom would do anything for you.

Seriously, you think I'm kidding but I'm not. Most likely the only thing stopping you from being balls deep in your mom is just the balls and the will to make a move.

Now my mom is not attractive so I have little interest in going there but I have no doubt that I could have her on all fours on the kitchen floor if I felt like it.

Sisters, now sisters are harder unless you are insanely attractive that it overrides her rational mind and turns her into a cock guzzling horndog because of your perfect male beauty. Or I suppose if she is like a crack head or something. Chances are sister fucking is out unless you are uber Chad.

Daughters. Once again let's assume you are above average in attraction or this isn't happening. women as we all know are attracted to dominate alpha men. And I'm a young girl's life who is more top dog than a father? And you have the power dynamic of a father daughter relationship. Girls would be more willing to do what you ask since you are the patriarch.

Now if you are a girl it's easy to seduce your dad or brother just make it obvious and be aggressive they are men. Sons might be harder unless you are a milf them it's also going to be easy
in descending order the easiest:
>sister seducing brother
>daughter seducing father
>son seducing single mom or mom in a bad relationship
>son seducing mom
>mom seducing son
>dad seducing daughter
>brother seducing sister (the toughest)

>>35043282
post pic of your sister

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>>35042086
Sorry to hear this anon, you will always have us, for better or worse. We will always be here.

U fucking shit I tried talking to some of these robots and you're not some quiet victim normies avoid you because you're some kind of cringey unself aware sperg. Try to act like a decent human being.

>>35042524
They didn't avoid me. I just had to always initiate conversations. I got tired of it after a while.

>>35042050
oh poor anon.. poor poor anon.

I wonder how she's going to take being alone for 3 days.

>>35042050
>get comfffyy!!

Kill yourself

>your wife makes you a tray of brownies
>meanwhile shes getting some black D

>>35042027
Stacey's love taunting betas. Not for the sexual thrill, but because it makes the feel better.

Ok miss lopsided nipples

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>>35042027
she will be among the first people I kill when I do a shooting

Try abstaining for a week or 2, then see

>>35042084
>Try abstaining for a week or 2, then see
I can't.

>>35042024
You are probably addicted to at least one of those. I used to take klonopin and got hooked on it fast. When I decided to quit the withdrawals lasted for months and were the worst things I have ever felt. Benzos will definitely destroy your life.

I'm a fembot and I wouldn't fuck anything below 7 inches

>>35042008
you're fine dude, i would consider 3inches small, 4-5 can please a lot of woman

>>35042058
You're no fembot, you're a roastie.

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>tfw haven't finished all the drawings on my coloring book
>tfw still no gf

>>35041973
That's plenty of time you fucking cuckold

>>35041973
>1 page essay
>ONE FUCKING PAGE
I hope this bait you faggot, I started writing 5 page essays in the 11th grade.

Whats your method anon?

>>35042225
Exercise and diet.

>>35041854

that's probably just after you took a shit you fat cunt

>>35041813
Looks like robot art to me bud.

>>35041813
wow, it really activates my almonds...

>>35041813
>blank canvas
>worth $3billion

>pure black canvas
>worth $4billion

I fucking hate modern and abstract art.

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Are u jealous

>>35041742
Why do you care? You should support them and be happy that they can keep each other happy. It should make you happy that you won't lose them to a Chad and a Stacey.
How long ago was this?

How did you find out? What did they say? What do they look like? Details please, this isn't /b/

"life is shit, get over it"

hope this fagtron wasn't proud of collecting these dull bulleted points

>car phone

When was this written, 1980?

>>35041728
>be nice to nerds. chances are you'll end up working for one.

What a joke. All CEOs are chads.

shittiest meme advice i've read in a while, this sounds like it was written by an 80 year old man. might as well kys.

good for you anon
no more posting traps or faggot shit though

i was hoping i'd be banned so i don't have to come back

>that heavenly feeling of relief when you can't post

a blessing to those


>if you can't quit on your own, get banned

>>35043086
>implying you won't lurk
>implying you won't use a proxy

>>35041712
It is a complete and utter lie OP, do not fall into their trap ever OP. I regret so much in life that I am almost certain I could have prevented by not being a beta orbiter (which is a friend).

Yes, if she won't put out and you're not desperate.

You can be platonic friends with someone when neither person is attracted to the other. You cannot make this work when the attraction is one sided aka orbiting.

If you're the kind of person who believes in waiting until they are ready or finally see you that way or for your chance once they break up with that boyfriend, then immediately stop thinking like this.