Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 9362. page

>>35086258
>assuming literally billions of genders
didnt know black science man was such a huge shitlord

>>35086394
>assuming they're black and a man
get your shit together or i'll report you to DIANE

There are more stars in the universe than your entire body.

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>>35086192
what manner of hell is this?

>>35086223
diane oxbehindcart

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>>35086192
This Is Diane except every time This Is Diane appears in a post the autism level increases

>>35085957
>implying girls don't like the BFC

>>35085957
The beast is more attractive to women than you are

>>35085957
Pretty funny shit.

>>35085930
if you do can i have your jacket
it looks good and if thats you op your pretty cute

before you kill yourself post ur boipucci

who you trying to setup OP?
>4chan filename

I am but it's mostly because I get high in the afternoon/night every day

>>35085890
yes absolutely. especially between 11pm and 3am for some reason.

it's definitely because i don't need to think about impressing people since I have a desperate need to get on people's good side and not embarrass myself. or encountering anyone. it's like when night falls, i feel like the streets are suddenly mine. i can recharge from my mental and emotional exhaustion

night is good cover as well so maybe it appeals to my primal instincts to want to be protected and part of my environment. which are things which definitely don't happen during the day.

sometimes it's not even that i feel normal like other people at night, it's just that i don't feel abnormal for once.

>>35085890
jjjjfjjfjjfjjfjjfjwjjjwjjwjjwjjwjjwieieiieeieieieiie09999888hhfhghfhhhf mememememememsmememsmemesmemesmsddddd

Awesome desk OP! Just remember to not be a faggot like a friend - USE A COASTER.

>>35085836
Looks pretty good desu. Looks like a nice spot for it.

>>35085836
> Has enough sense to consider a gaming PC
> Bought a PS4 Pro

What's the point of a PS4 Pro?

>>35085701
But mine doesn't though cuck, it is immune to immunities

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>>35085701
You are know all protected.

>>35085701
I have this one

also fuck you

>I also have no feeling in my glans

The glans is a protopathic structure. Most of the nerve endings in it serve to sense irritation, not erogenous stimulation.

How is the sensation in your foreskin, assuming you still have one?

>>35085700
>the meds aren't working and they're killing my sexdrive

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>>35085761
Yeah...my foreskin feels normal.....but I'm pretty sure I could stick a pin through my glans and not give a fuck.

cool story brah sage

>>35085518
I do this quite often. Even on an anonymous image board I don't want people to think I'm autistic.
>>35085546
kys

It''s an anonymous imageboard.

I literally come here to be retarded and autistic.

Like why the fuck would you be self-conscious about anything you write here.

>>35085479

It isn't because you're fat it's because you're weak

you need to strengthen your upper body

>>35085532
Prove you don't have gyno.

>>35085479
>I raise my fist to the sky, thinking about all the times anon had wronged me.
>I begin to chant, making care not to disturb the hastily drawn pentagram...
>"Get gyno... Get gyno"
>I feel years of suppressed rage begin to bubble up, all the years of suffering I had endured - all the tears, the depression, the slow slip into insanity...
>"Get gyno... Get gyno..."
>As my pace starts to pick up, the words jumbling into one incoherent mess, I pull out a printed picture of a man with moobs. The /x/philes had been specific, you need a symbol to cement the ritual...
>"GET GYNO! GET GYNO!"
>I am screaming now, channeling my rage into this action, focusing my will so that the impossible may happen - so that an anon will get gyno.
>Finally I am spent, and the ritual is over.

>>35085441
Not really. In all of my eight years on 4chan, I've never gotten a single (You)

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>post intelligent & well-thought out reply
>leave thread
>come back to find someone calling me a stupid retard

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>>35085471
Really? That seems to be rather suspicious. Are you sure evrything in your post is true? Or are you just mining for (You)'s?

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It fell long ago.

>>35085396

>8ch r9k is dead as fuck
>wizchan is too bitter and overly moderated
>lainchan is okay
>7ch is kill
>420ch is just degenerates

Not really. I've been posting here off and on since 2011. It's always been a shit board for sad autists and losers, but at least it's population consisted of just that. Now there are "femanons", normies, fags, and trap posters. I feel like 4ch is sort of normalizing.

>>35085516
its time to leave :( maybe we should go outside or something

>>35085236
>tfw no trap cia

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Commence the reckoning.

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>>35085236
Give her my cummies.

heck yeah my dude

>>35085198
Why is speaking politely while being vulgar so humorous?

How about no? Nice butt though.

>like Google
That's only if you go to Cornell or higher in status. It's nigh impossible to get into a company like that if you go to any other college.

I'm really happy with my programming job. I even own a percentage of my company.

Didn't graduate college though, maybe you just fell for the STEM meme.

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>>35085138
What is your typical workday like, anon?

I'm curious because I'm currently studying CS.