>see post on /r9k/ >start typing a reply >read my comment

cool story brah sage

>>35085518
I do this quite often. Even on an anonymous image board I don't want people to think I'm autistic.
>>35085546
kys

It''s an anonymous imageboard.

I literally come here to be retarded and autistic.

Like why the fuck would you be self-conscious about anything you write here.

>>35085518
>not hiding your autism behind snarky ironic shitposting

>>35085601
that's what I use [s4s] for. Though I don't think it hides it very well

>>35085571
yall niggas cant fuck wit ye i move my family out the country so you cant see where i stay

>>35085518
every time anon. well almost every time.

just type whatever you have. you can't learn how to not give a fuck, you just have to not give it. we're all anonymous anyway so nobody will think any worse or better of you whatever you write. we're all in the same boat, suffering at the same time, stuck on a train without breaks steaming towards everlasting death and darkness eventually. so now is the time to not give a single fuck if there ever was one.

screencap this post and print it and bluetack it to your desk you sad individual

>>35085675
>nobody will think any worse or better of you whatever you write
Fuck you dumb cunt. The point is that it won't matter, not that people won't judge you.

Fucking retard.

>start typing up a long reply to someone
>realize halfway through that it doesn't matter and the thread will 404 in like an hour anyway
>close post box

Pretty uncommon for me. /r9k/ is a shitfest and I'm usually fucking around. Occasionally I will share with a robot the things that helped me transcend robothood, but usually you're pissing into the wind. It's not like I want gratitude, though it would be nice. All I want is a simple, "thanks Anon, I will look at this stuff you've recommended". This same stuff that got me out of robothood. But no robot gives a shit and everyone things I'm being holier than thou and I don't care anymore. Fuck all y'all.

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>anonymous image board
>not being a well known menace to a board in which people automatically know its you whose posting and attack you at every chance

>>35085518
Nobody past that reply will know it's me, so never. Say what you want, nobody cares what you think.

>>35087145
this is so me

I'm scared to post now

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>start typing up a long reply to someone
>I'm on too many levels of irony to care if it's cringy
>Start spinning memes like a faggot
>Thread getting angrier
>I'm getting spicier
>Post more memes like a sperg
>Laugh and eat more chips
>Chip crumbs everywhere
>Parents look at me in disappointment
>Mom leaves and never returns
>Chip crumbs and Dr Pepper everywhere
>My keyboard's greasy
>Knees weak
>Arms are heavy
>There's vomit on my sweater already
>Mom's spaghetti

>>35087354
sounds fun ouo