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>lost my virginity in a dream last night
sup loser virgins, hows your day? heh
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I found the love of my life in my dreams so I'm complete.
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I lose my virginity to Bastila in KOTOR when I was 12, get on my level fggts
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>>35096481
It was not a dream, anon.
=)
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How do I get sluts to fuck me?
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>>35096334
>Step 1.) Be Chad
>Step 2.) There is no step 2.
Wow, this isn't original. I'd have never guessed it.
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get rich
oregenalosdad
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>>35096334
liq em and stick em
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Who else /onthefence/ here?
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>>35096333
>Who else /onthefence/ here?
me too
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Who else /onthepence/ here?
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I don't get the reference. I general avoid staying on fences cause the pressure on the balls is said to decrease sperm count.
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>spend childhood thinking about maybe becoming a psychotherapist
>really want to help others
>in my teenage years I like to picture myself helping kids my age
>four years into the education, goal in sight I start to change my mind
>nothing is like I imagined it would be
>I don't wan't to become a psychotherapist anymore.
>I don't even wan't to work with people
>the fuck do I do now?
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You swallow the red pill and live life in misery.
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>takes 4 years of doing something to realize you don't enjoy it
>in those 4 years has done nothing else that is and appealing alternative to focus on
i'm p. sure that at least some number of homeless people were you at one point. i think if you're humble enough, go to work driving or doing carpentry or something.
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>>35096314
Fuck man. Why did it have to be me? Atleast I had some kind of goal..
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It's all about girth, and if you're less than 6 around you're not a man in my book. Just take a loot at what a real dick is like
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>>35095955
gustav?
gustavblox
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>>35095955
You're a nub anon.
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>>35095955
7.5 x6.5
take a seat dicklet
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I'm really on the fence on purchasing an escort. Money isn't an issue. I don't know what's stopping me. I'm afraid she might judge me, what a pathetic though considering i'm paying HER.
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>>35095921
>pathetic though considering i'm paying HER
/thread
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>>35095960
What is more pathetic, shitposting all day on such a shitty board about "mfw forever alone forever virgin", or taking your life in your own hands and banging a magnificent chick for some money, money that you have anyway.
Ask yourself the right questions Billy.
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As soon as she smells any amount of fear at all is when she signals Tony to come in and give you the linguini. A la carte; if you catch my drift.
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>Hi. I'm sorry for not replying :'( But I believe that you can understand me.haha I'll write you after finishing the exam. I'm looking forward to talking with you again! xD Hope you're doing good. See you soon! maybe next week :D
This was two weeks ago. I think she wanted to get rid of me without outright saying it. Am I right?
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>>35095697
>Am I right?
Yes.
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you shouldnt hit on underage girls
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>>35095730
She's 23.
>>35095720
I guess you're right.
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Show me your 10/10 girls
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Asians can't be 10/10 weeb.
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i love her lads
why wont she be mine?
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>>35095603
>>35095776
>Pics unrelated
>>35095761
9/10
>parents think i have a secret girlfriend
are they retard?
im a kv without social skills
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>>35095556
rip quads
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>>35095556
what would make them think this?
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>>35095556
Could be worse, my parents think I'm a secret gay.
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i haven't gone to college in ages because of how lonely i was but i need to start going again because i'm at risk of being kicked out for my poor attendance so how do you guys deal with the crushing loneliness called the time between lessons? i can't go to the library because people can see me from the canteen and always laugh at me.
as a bonus challenge how could i go about talking to girls in college when there aren't any in my software development class? i feel awkward/creepy just walking up to the girl sitting alone at a table and talking to her.
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quads were wasted on this post
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>>35095555
I have the same same problems it looks like it is impossible to talk to girls when you study this fucking career
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>>35095582
My dick was wasted on your Mom
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Has anyone here planned on becoming a child? In my country mentally retarded people get free money for living and a free assistant that will help them with basic everyday routines like shopping. We live in an utterly sick world, so better just spend your time in it by playing video games and building lego castles.
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Jessica poster in the house
Original
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>>35095488
Yo what country do you live in that sounds nice.
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>>35095929
Nah, I just post kpop women in general. But there is actually a guy who specializes in posting Jessica, his name is Tinny. He starts his sentences with non-capital letters and is quite religious.
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>be THAT GUY in highschool
>zero interaction with women because sphagetti and being a loser
>gradually improve myself with years years
>27 now
>/fit/, socially adjusted etc etc
>I got so alienated with women I can't muster up interest in them
>I always had my free time to myself and can't think of giving it up for a women
I'm basically like an unsocialized dog.
I know there is a lot of women hate on /r9k/ but honestly I just feel like I skipped a part in my life where women suppose to have a part in it and now I see through all the bullshit they pull and the way they behave.
Basically learned from the mistakes of others.
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I think I have this feel. I just dont want to spend time money and effort on a relationship
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>be 21, KV
>had just a bit of interaction with women in last few years, just enough to get me interested
>sometimes i get lonely, and it drives me crazy
>most of the time i'm pretty well, as i have all the time in the world for myself, to do what i like
>seems getting a gf is not my true desire, i'm feeling it as pressure from society (why don't you have a gf anon, you seem like a nice guy)
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>>35095457
>>35095457
If you feel what I say tell me how you feel about this:
You suppose to "entertain" women. Honestly years ago I was pretty socially anxious and retarded but now I can get dropped into a group of 10 people and instantly connect with them.
Guys fucking love to talk to me, they open up fast, share some aspect of their life or how they see things.
I can't fucking talk with women like that, like they feel that they have nothing to contribute to a discussion anything other then when it's about THEM.
NEETS of /r9k/, how to you spend all of your free time?
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>>35095243
>posting on /r9k/
>jacking off
>sleeping
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>>35095243
Most of the time I'm either reading manga or sleeping/trying to sleep. I usually have /r9k/ open, but I don't look at it as much as I used to.
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>>35095243
Doing nothing productive, hating women, hating society, waiting for death to come.
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Can anyone give me a quick rundown on Kizuna A.I?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7n_qaQJUA
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a qt wifu that loves /fit/ and is guinuinly quirky but super dubber adorable.
Seriously made me feel as if i was in love for a second, made me appreciate my days in the gains dungeon.
had the best workout in weeks too because of her.
kinda feel sad that i'm forced to share her with all the other anons and norm-scum but beggars can't be choosers i suppose...
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>>35094840
Youtube carer for children with autism.
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It's a let's play channel with a mocapped anime character playing the games, as far as I can tell.
Pretty interesting.
>have 6 windows of tabs open that I've saved up during the past 2 1/2 months
>computer is running super slow these days because of it
>start going through them to see what I want, clicking off the ones I don't and saving the links of/desired content from the ones I do before I click off them as well
>some are removed /r9k/ posts
>risk going to desuarchive even though it's corrupted so I can enter the post number and see what they were
>one of those annoying malware windows pops up
>click off it before it loads
>realize that it was just a whole one of my windows spazzing out/"Not Responding"
>means I clicked off a whole window of potentially amazing tabs
>angryredlippedtoad.jpg
>ctrl+shift+t
>one tab from the window shows up
>try multiple times
>copies of same tab
>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Is there a way to recover those remaining tabs or am I gonna have to spend a few hours searching the past couple months of my history?
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It will sure be easier than making this thread
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Damn. That sucks.
Best of luck anon.
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>>35094835
You gotta learn to use bookmarks.