>lost my virginity in a dream last night sup loser virgins,

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I found the love of my life in my dreams so I'm complete.

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I lose my virginity to Bastila in KOTOR when I was 12, get on my level fggts

>>35096481
It was not a dream, anon.
=)

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>>35096481
>>35096633
>>35096921
Why don't you losers just do what I do?
I have trained my self to lucid dream and have a tulpa, Every time I go to sleep which is more frequently, I enjoy a brave new world in which I have a wife(waifu) and can do whatever I want, whenever I want.

I even have a tulpa irl to remind me when I should go to sleep, it is a great idea.

Anon making me feel inferior

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>>35097136
You sound like a poopy

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>>35096481
I lost my virginity to amy the hedgehog when I was 8.

>>35097342
was it sonic?

>>35097355
Sonic X to be precise.

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>>35096481
>going to lose virginity in dream
>wake up before cumming

>>35096957
>Can't even remember my dreams

It feels like I don't have any.
I've never gone a night where I was actually dreaming, and there in the dream.

>>35097493
you sound like sucha fucking cuck bro

>>35097678
I am.
How did you know?

One time I had a sex dream, well, almost sex dream, even in my dreams I fucked it up

>>35096481
you actually was able to transcend into this way of lucid dreaming? teach us peasants the way.

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>Have a lewd dream about one of my female friends
>She's a bit promiscuous and open so I flat out tell her about it
>We end up fucking not long after
>It wasn't as good as it was in the dream

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>mfw I can't even get laid in my dream