>tfw when women are horrible, entitled whores devoid of any compassion or empathy
I FUCKING HATE YOU NATURE
>>35215868
>tfw when men are horrible, entitled whores devoid of any compassion or empathy
I FUCKING HATE YOU NATURE
>tfw when 4th dimensional beings are horrible, entitled whores devoid of any compassion or empathy
I FUCKING HATE YOU NATURE
>>35215868
i just hate everybody and myself ofc... myself
>Go into your room
>"Ey white boy, yo mama told me to take your virginity."
Do you accept?
Yes,ofcourse
/thread
>>35215775
>o-okay, but don't make fun of my small penis!
>>35215775
>But why cant just the nigress ask you for help with some bags or something, take you to her home and fuck you relentlessly?
>it's march already
what the fuck
>>35215755
>tfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAS-pvQ06s4
Time flies when you're a faggot
Organisation
>>35215755
and thank the gods too!
one month closer to absolute annihilation (and learning how to reach your ~dreams~)
>Hey mister, would you like to buy some cookies for your girlfriend?
>You do have a girlfriend.... right, mister? You're not one of those weird creeps who live in their mother's basements and masturbate to hentai, are you?
>W-why are you crying mister?
Congrats kiddo you just talked your way out of a sale.
Better hurry up and meet your quota! Those cookies won't sell themselves.
>>35215738
One of you can be me girlfriend ;)
Not the nigger though
>>35215862
>The fuck you say nigga
>Hey yo', deMarcius hol' up brudda. Dis' cracka be talkin' shit
>Ay yo cracka, say dat shit again nigga
im so depressed guise lmao my life is so hard xddd
>>35215583
Stop shitposting you german autist.
>>35215583
some people actually make a hobby out of thinking about and talking about depression and associated emotional issues. think about the most useless teenage spoiled brat, and multiply her behavior by 24 hours a day.
>>35215583
It's seriously become a trend to talk about how depressed you are nowadays. What the fuck happened? I've always kept it to myself so I don't come off as a whiny bitch and now this? The fucking normies who say "life is meaningless I'm a depressed nihilist xD" are just in on the /r/me_irl trend or whatever the fuck started this shit. Yes I'm angry. It makes serious mental illness look like a joke
>he uses "though" or, worse yet, "tho" at the end of a sentence
>He post on /r9k/
>he thinks americans are smart
>he shares pro-drumpf sentiments
>tfw no fembot to take the breakfast to her bed
>tfw no fembot to sing my songs even when I know I have a shitty voice
>tfw no fembot to play love songs or her fav songs with my guitar
>tfw no fembot to play yiruma's songs or her favs with my piano
>tfw no fembot to cook her favourite food or whatever she wants
>tfw no fembot to hug her and make her feel like a princess
>tfw no fembot to teach her my native language
>tfw no fembot to play videogames even when i am not a good player and I have no videogames
>tfw no fembot to stay at home and watch anime or some serie/film and we both covered with a blanket
>tfw no fembot to be his best friend since I have no friends
>tfw no fembot to dedicate all my time without being sticky
>tfw no fembot to teach her what I know about the life even when Im still young
>tfw no fembot to escape somedays to a lonely and nature place and being together and peacefully with nothing to worry
>tfw no fembot to hug her and turn her happy in her bad moments and whe she's crying
>tfw no fembot to lurk 4chan/internet and laught at the memes and normies
>tfw no fembot to love without seeing her physical appearance
>tfw fembot to tell her jokes and vice versa and get so much fun
>tfw no fembot to make tickle in her gut
>tfw no gf to take walks in the park or anywhere, and protecting her and telling her verything's fine if she dislike to go outside
>tfw no fembot to take care if she has depression or some problems like that since Im totally alright with no mental issues
>tfw no fembot to say her that she's the most beautiful women in the world when she feels ugly
>tfw no fembot to put love above sex, knowing both are important in a relationship
>TFW no fembot to see her everyday with a smile in her face knowing that she's being happy because of me and what I am doing with her
This is all I ahve to offer.
I'm not a Chad just a normal guy with hope and dreams.
So any fembot is interested?
>>35215524
>guys I'm not only autistic enough to think fembots exist but also autistic enough to think a girl would ever find this OP appealing
You should hang yourself.
>Looking for fembots
All fembots are fucking roasties that deserve to get their cunts cut kys op you fuckin faggot
Fembots are all whores who need attention
>>35215548
Rude tbqh.
Origi
The message board itself is just a means to attract users in order to solve captchas. The results are used in statistical models used for artificial intelligence research.
What's a captchka?
I don't believe I've ever seen such a thing.
but, but capchas weren't here from the beginning
>only realizing this now
why do you think moot even got a job at google
Why are roasties so fucking rude bros?
>>35215452
because you probably said some weird creepy shit to one and made her uncomfy
>>35215514
wasn't even talking i glimpsed at her and she screamed at me while i minded my own business
>>35215526
Do you bathe? Take care of your appearance?
>torrent uncompressed blu-ray rips
>running out of disk space
>delete Master and Commander
>keep 1997's Batman & Robin
Did I make the right decision?
>>35215394
>>delete Master and Commander
Um ok.
>>keep 1997's Batman & Robin
Um waht are you doing?
>>35215421
It's the best film adaptation of Silver Age Batman, besides that extended episode of Adam West.
>consuming media
kys
i just need a qt gf
she will save me of the neet life
Watching this now, crying inside knowing that this kinda thing doesn't happen in 3D
No, she won't.
You'll remain a NEET. Change comes from within, not without.
>>35215544
I agree, Anon, and I believe in you, Op
d-do you like my video i made about autism awareness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvaPG0N8xuM&feature=youtu.be
>>35215374
>weed instead of acid
yeah... what the fuck anon (if you are actually the creator of this.)
>>35215374
All of your vids are pretty great. This thread deserves more attention.
>>35215374
>autism awareness
Seems more like it could be shizotypy awareness desu
>feel anxious and worried
>Come onto r9k
>Feel better
Anyone else?
There's something about this place. It's comfy and reminds me that there is a life outside my own world. It also reminds myself life is just a meme anyway so it chills me that way.
I'm not talking about the depressing threads. I'm not saying I get off on people's unhappyness.
Thanks anons
I'm being 100% honest when I say that "life is a meme" is probably the most helpful sentence I've ever heard.
Usually this place is where I go to be sad and talk to other sad robots but maybe I should start coming here and shitposting instead
>>35216229
I recommend only going for the funny stuff. Comfy threads are fine as well
Neet wagie is ok, greentext type threads, and others meant to be funny always remind not to take life too seriously.
*hugs you*
Makes me feel a little less isolated in this mean world
tfw your birthday and the only one to wish you happy birthday is your mum and your guild mates
>>35215248
>parents didn't even tell me happy birthday this year
Happy birthday anon
>>35215248
Happy birthday anon~kun
i got a friendly letter from x22 cheats
>>35215248
My birthday is in two days. This scares me ;-;
You're not actually attracted to Danielle Bregoli are you anon? She's 13 you pedo
>>35215220
If she's 13 then I'm a Minecraft youtuber
>>35215220
I am faggot, also do you know what a pediphile is? It's someone attracted to someone who hasn't gone through puberty, and judging from the size of those tits she's already there.
She's 16 dear fucking god the episode first aired 3 goddamn years ago why can't anyone get their shit straight?