>Hey mister, would you like to buy some cookies for your girlfriend?

Congrats kiddo you just talked your way out of a sale.

Better hurry up and meet your quota! Those cookies won't sell themselves.

>>35215738
One of you can be me girlfriend ;)
Not the nigger though

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>>35215862
>The fuck you say nigga
>Hey yo', deMarcius hol' up brudda. Dis' cracka be talkin' shit
>Ay yo cracka, say dat shit again nigga

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>>35215862
>>35215879
>Shits 'bout to get real up in here, son

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>>35215831
>Ha ha, mister what would a pathetic NEET like you know about selling cookies anyways?
>We're twelve years old and gainfully employed while you're a 29 year old virgin who's CV consists of 2 weeks at Burger King when your mom threatened to kick you out five years ago :)

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>>35215831
>You've yet to learn the touch of a woman

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Girl Scouts are my fetish.

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>>35215831
>Your line will die with you

>>35215933
H-how do you know so much about me? Have you been stalking me?

>>35215933
>gainfully employed

>>35215738
>Thousands of years of evolution ended at your cheeto and semen encrusted socks

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>>35215831
>There is no escaping this hell

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>>35215983
>That's a big word, isn't it mister. Pretty hard for a high school drop out, huh?
>But didn't you say you were spending your free hours studying the great philosophers of ancient Athens and writing that e-book about ancient Japanese pornography you're always telling everyone about?

>>35215738
so does having a gf define the human dignity?

>>35215738
>tfw girl scout comes go door
>too scared to open the door so I hide
>she she's me running to hide
>go to door because she saw me.
>h-hello, I would like a cookie
>end up writing a false address and name on the sheet they give you and run away.

>>35216421
She sees me*********

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>>35216421
>Mister, you wrote down 1344 Sunset drive but we're on Sunset boulevard and your house clearly says 1998
>Are you fucking with me mister? Do I need to call my fucking pimp you goddamn sissy boy?

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>>35216421
>You fucking with me you goddamn nigger

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>>35216516
*unsheaths katana* leave my property if you value your life, little roastie scum.