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>>35039105
BBC is her way of life

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>>35039105
Ah ! You activated my trap card !!

>>35040401
>her

Fuck you robot, I do what I like

So, what's your biggest weakness?

And name and explain 3 things that you can offer to us.

>Got job
>No form of business clothes

>>35039081
We all know you're going to blow it. Don't expect a good result from this

>>35038901
god how i hate metalfags

>>35039067
what
why do you hate me

>>35039067
It's not metal. It's postmodern avant-garde.

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GET YOUR DIRTY SOLES OFF THE WHITE SHEET BITCH

>>35038805
>but i knew i couldnt

good. the fewer rapists in the world, the better.
you've been well trained, dogboy

>>35038846
>what are shadows

God I hate niggers they are like 15% of the population but feel the need to be the center of attention in everything

This almost seems condescending, like someone would feel when they congratulate a retarded kid for doing something trivial.
Sometimes i think /pol/ and liberals treat niggers with the same disdain and barely consider them people, but in different ways.

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>>35038485
Can you do this now?

>getting fat in the first place
Haha, fuck you, failed norm. Real robots are too poor to afford to stuff their face all day.

It's okay. Nobody is ever going to see you nude anyways. Weight less for health reasons dummy.

if your parents failed to help you, why would a therapist ever think of passing info to them

really gets the brainpan broiling

Made me laff thanks op

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>>35038179
KEK

what a retard, just go to a whore or a party, asking for your psycologist? like seriously?

Don't know. Maybe it has some relation with my father leaving me

>>35038166
FYI it's Sydney Sky.

So that's what the choker means!

dogs are more conscious than humans in non-vegetative states, quite clearly

>>35037999
Animals don't have a consciousness because they are not aware of themselves, only their environment. As for a human in a vegetative state, I don't know for certain, but I imagine they are either dreaming, or the much more hellish option, they are fully aware of where they are and what's happening, but cannot interact with others in anyway.

>>35037999
Nonhuman animals, while not possessing sentience or sapience, still react to environmental stimuli, are able hunt or forage to feed themselves and instinctually engage in behaviours to improve their Darwinian fitness.
Whereas a human in persistent vegetative state is just a slab of barely living meat, nourished only by machines and would die without extreme medical intervention

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Be Chad. I told my girl that she wasn't enough for me. I am emotionally faithful to her, but am allowed to get myself hood rats on the side. Feels good.

Agree to her having sex with Jamal and Tyrone for the rest of your relationship

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>>35037779
>your girlfriend
I think we're missing a few steps here

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>>35037761
Good luck OP
originanal

>>35037761
No because then you are going to miss it and keep playing it forever and ever because you can't fucking stop until you do everything but then you might think you didn't do everything so you keep playing forever and ever. Don't fall into the same trap as me anon

>>35037716
Congratulations, anon. You're an enlightened nu-male.

If only more males appreciated their partners more the world would be a better place.

sauce?
000111010101

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>>35037697
> tfw see kids from high school having fun in pubs and others out doing stuff in groups
> I'm reminded that I've wasted most of that time inside playing WoW.
> I'm 26 now so that was 7 years ago.

I would like to get another chance at my education, but fuck the rest of that normie shit

>>35037784

I got bullied to exhaustion through high school, WoW was the world of fun that Chad and Jamal never managed deny me.

Well, what the fuck am I supposed to do you slant-eyed bastard?
All women are whores, but don't forsake them even though they won't fuck me?

>>35037725
>All women are whores
What did he mean by this?

>>35037695
MGTOW are just the male version of feminists. Equally annoying and retarded.

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All you need is waifu - John Lennon

>>35037662
Thats a huge fucking hand