Can I get a quick rundown on suicide?
point gun and shoot
You die through means that you manufacture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gO7uemm6Yo
Here you go
>get head for the first time
>cum
>say "Thank you"
Did I fuck up?
normally yes but not necessarily so
>>35314915
Did he/she swallow?
If so, it's fine.
If not you did indeed fuck up.
Not if you paid for it.
Does my dog understand the concept of death? He's never seen anything die in front of him. We had another dog that died, but she was put down at the vet's office so he never got to see her die, she just disappeared from his life. I tried to "play dead" by stopping breathing and moving, and he just acted like nothing was different. Does he know that death is inevitable and he will die someday?
I guess you could argue that all animals try to avoid death, but I think they're really just trying to avoid pain, since they can understand pain hurts. I don't know if they are capable of making the connection that some pain could lead to death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJkWS4t4l0k
Obligatory
>>35314908
Many animals were proven to understand mortality, there's plenty of info on the Internet. Not sure about dogs, though.
I lie pretending to die because my dog loses his shit
>the hunt for the ultimate qt has begun
Fill out the forum for first post
this is mine
Original fucking post
quick reminder to everyone, nobody gives a shit about you or your likes and you're a vain, pretentious faggot for thinking so
>>35314916
This faglord is correct. Go to >>>/soc/ for this kind of shit please.
>tfw pop a cyst and it gushes everywhere
feels good mane
>>35314839
I would honestly rub my dick in the puss and jack off onto it
>>35314839
maybe you should pop some hamon into your veins you gay nigger vampire
What is that pepe? A circumcised penis?
How does /r9k/ deal with the fact that Chad is actually a decent person?
>>35314819
I don't really understand the question
Life is unfair. There's nothing to do about that, OP. Chad is just the better catch.
>>35314819
I do recognize the fact that most are. I mean when your life is good, you're more likely to be a nice, happy person.
"Gee, Anon, don't you know anything about the Fall of the Western Roman Empire?"
That's how you know a girl is a keeper. If she has extensive knowledge of Ancient Rome in all her forms.
Not a whole lot. My teachers in school were shit, so if I ever wanted to learn something interesting I had to to it myself
>>35314770
Please.
I am an Ancient History Major.
>tfw your brother does something monumentally dumb costing your parents tens of thousands of dollars, so now they won't be focused on you for awhile
Feels great man
What did he do OP?
Origorega
>>35314766
>>35314826
Questions need to be answered OP
Please tell us op
why is h part of khv? seriously? hugs are nothing in 9th grade i remeber just going up to random girls saying stiff like "sup baby can i get hug" and im pretty much a socially retarded recluse whose never even kissed a girl
>>35314727
h as hugless, is not h which stands in khv, only in khhv. h in khv, stands for handholdless.
I thought it was for "handhold-less" maybe it's just my autism
>he never came out of his window
>>>/sexuallyrestrained/
>>35314640
>tfw being 24 khv really makes you think whenever you're hetero or homo.
>>35314665
>tfw reverse-POCD
Will any real girl here please be my friend
I would be your friend but I am no girl
>>35314712
then get the fuck out of my thread guy
>>35314757
Ok
goodbye, non-friend
How many here fell for the pure math meme.
Math at Calculus level and beyond is absolutely stupid as shit
Just endless assumptions, non-equalities to the point that you can prove 1+1=47
>>35314737
t>>35314586
High level math doesnt have application yet , it will in due time
>>35314586
>>35314737
care to explain? i dobt get what going on in ops picture and ive never taken calculus just highschool algebra so can you actually prove stuff like 2+2=5 with calculus
>all girls have to fart
>>35314580
>oh anon im so gassy
>press your nose against my asshole
>BRAAAAAAP
>aaaaah fuck ive held that in all day
>mmm yes keep sniffing anon
>>35315712
Rape her on the spot and call it a "sexual emergency". I think it works in Sweden.
women are pretty gross when you think about it
they have to urinate, poo, fart and have vaginal discharges and menstruate
all of this almost daily
how does one get an online friend who wants to talk about actual stuff and play video games instead of ERPing and stuff
>>35314553
Depends if you're a girl or not.
>>35314566
this
oraraoraroinginal
>>35314553
You try looking and adding people, then you get lucky, and find people who are cool and worthwhile sometimes.
>>35314566It's probably harder for girls to make online friends.
Been a while edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yvWendgrbx
Does any girl here wanna be my friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uzuiaPMPrV
next level shit
>tfw want to make vocaroo but mommy and sister are in the other room and they'll think I'm weird