; _______ ; i want a maltipoo i'm melting !
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iiii i i i i i i i i i i iiiii
puppy!!!!!!!!iii!II!I!I
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>>35502583
How is it fair that there are people this good looking and happy while I'm ugly and misrable?
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>>35503393
i would be kissing him and him/her all day
Any other actual autists here? Tell me about your typical day.
I'll also answer questions from normie-typicals.please ignore my phone posting I have to use my ipad because my parents took my pc away
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>when you're the only actual autist on a board that's supposed to be full of autists.
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stay positive anon!
i've been diagnosed with aspergers when i was 12 but i managed to get my life on track pretty well
i'm almost done with my degree and i'm moving in into my own apartment with my girlfriend by the end of the year.
make sure you put in all the effort you can to get a grip on your own problems. therapy has helped me out a lot and i couldnt be more thankful for those opportunities.
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>>35503185
How did you develop your social skills enough to even get a gf?t. fellow sperg
I fucked it all up man. I had it. After over 20 years i finally found someone i could love. Then it all went to shit because im a fucking robot peice of shit and i am unable to do anything accept self loath in my parents basement. She was too good for me and i knew it and she knew it. But she was such a good person she tried. A girl studying for a phd spending time with a robot/neet/drug addict, wtf did i expect? Im as unreliable as they come. At least i can say i got lucky and tasted love. Fuck me. Im sorry guys i tried.
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>>35502451
what did you do to make her leave?
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>>35502864
"You missed two phone calls and rescheduled 5 plans (not including when u were sick). And that's hard for me to understand because keeping true to commitments like that is how I show I care. And I mentioned it a bit the other day, the drugs really scare me and I don't want that in my life I thought I was ok with it but im not. "
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>>35503203
You can still be a NEET and not a piece of shit
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who else /into gamer girls/ here?
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>hes into girls that literally play games so they can amass a huge amount of beta followers aka op
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There were some cool girls into vidya and tabletop in the 90's and even into the early 00's but now it's all roasties who want money/attention. The rise of streamer culture was the last nail in the coffin.
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>>35502440
Literally anyone who isn't homo
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I'm finally doing it! I will finally go on a crash diet! I swear these 6 hotpockets I am eating will be the last of my bad habits for a few weeks. Tomorrow I will only eat a bundle of grapes. Then for who knows how long I will only consume smoothies made with bananas and mixed fruit. I'll take vitamin d3 and fish oil and b12 pills too just in case I guess. In just 7 days maybe my insides will feel human again. I hope to reset my body.
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Good luck anon!I hope you got movies or new games ready cuz once the hunger sets in it never ever gets out.I have been doing something similar for 3 months and i miss the sensation of being bloated after i eat 10 kg like a pig.I feel eternal hunger.I want to die.
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>>35502306
you fucking deserve to be fat if your considering a trash diet, stop complaining on r9gay and got on /fit/ so you can actually know the pwer of diet and excersize
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So I made my first youtube video. on my channel I plan on talking about Politics, TV, Music, Video games, and occasionally posting my personal Creations.
Could I get some honest Feedback?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkpLyN4bt0w
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>>35502214
i bump it, i saw 2 mins in and it was pretty good so far
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>>35502214
that's some good shit anon
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>>35502214
I liked it, Anon.
I hope that your channel is successful.
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>it will get better after middle school
>it will get better after high school
>it will get better once you move out
>it will get better once you're out of college
>it will get better once you get your own car
post yfw when it never gets better
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>>35502134
>tfw you are now actively trying to fuck your life up as bad as you can because you are curious about what it's like at the bottom.
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>mfw I realize that it will never get better and I have to wait until my parents die so I can off myself
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>>35502134
I still have yet to do anything beyond high school and I'm 25. The fact that you're saying those things don't help makes me feel a little bit better about my situation, so thanks OP.
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Would you fuck a male who looked like this? At this point, should it even be considered gay?
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>>35502035
I would not, it's definitely gay.
This image looks like Chris Chan to me
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It would be gay not to fuck that.
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Nah dude totally not gay if the ass is smooth and fat
Comfy
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I'm 25 and nobody takes me seriously
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Learn to be funny
origainio
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>>35502009
Bark orders at people when requesting something
Never smile either. It enables the social jew. Only smile and laugh when something is legitimately funny.
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>I'm 25 and nobody takes me seriously
That's very vague. If you want specific advice, give more specific examples.
One quick tip I can give you to be taken more seriously: be less fucking vague.
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I wuld pay 50$ for the right answer, i am looking for brutal ways to make a female serve me like a god
lets say i can use hell fire on her for 1 month,
this fire is 65 five stronger than normal fire
how long she need to be in the fire to serve me like her god?
and what brutal ways to make female to serve me like her god??
I know that fire can make her serve me like a god, but how long she need to be in that fire?
and tell me some brutal ways to make the disgusting sex slave in my basement to serve me, thanks and good day
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regular fire would burn a girl into a crisp
hellfire would do it even faster
if you want a pile of ashes to worship you, then try practicing on books first
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>>35501690
why do people like you exisit? kys you monster
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>>35501825
A mommy and a daddy loved eachother very much
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What's your response, anon?
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>>35501296
I don't know why you'd come to a conclusion like that. I would never accept you.
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>>35501296
"allright, anona-chan. be my girlfriend"
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it's more like i'd tolerate your existence if you were my gf
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was your start of week good or bad
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>>35500958
she does not look good in that pic
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russian girls look so depressed, like their lives are full of stress and hard work
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I might have a shot at a job or two. I've been looking for half a year.
It's ok I guess. I'm just so tired of it all.
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Memes aside have you guys ever tried ASMR? It was really nice it felt like I had company and some sexy lady was whispering in my ear.
Yeah yeah
>how far has this robot fallen
seriously though you should try it, put on an ASMR video and listen with headphones in your bed at night, close your eyes its really nice
post your best ASMRs
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ASMR is totally a normie tier fetish.
Also related
https://youtu.be/ftN3mJif5Fs
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>>35499770
I have very sensitive ears and I love feeling like there's a girl who's playing with them
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>>35499770
first and best ASMR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3ye0
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>hour 4 of my diet and it's not going well
>already eaten 2,500 calories today
>still very hungry
>starting to feel light headed from not eating
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>>35498243
If you are used to eat 5k cal a day, try eating 4500, avoid abrupt changes or your will won't last. After you are used to 4500, go for 4000 and so on.
Good luck
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>>35498243
lol y u so fat
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>>35498243
people actually falling for this bait
kill yourselves normie retards
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why tf are fembots so lewd all the time
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>be me
>add a fembot on discord
>she won't stop talking about sex
>she keeps suggesting she's going to kidnap and rape me
>she sends me whatever porn she got off to that night
>it's all femdom, bloodplay, gay shit, pet play, sissification shit
>I'm not into that shit
>"you will be"
>keeps trying to talk me into sending videos of me cumming
>eventually bloccs me when I won't change my mind
why tf are fembots so lewd all the time
all I wanted was a grill to talk to
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>>35491888
Lucky bastard, I would've milked that for months.
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>>35491888
>fembots
It was a gross tranny, not only that, it was molested at childhood which is why he's so "hyper sexualized" or whatever the term is.
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>>35491917
nah she sent tid and puss early on when I wasn't interested
and got rustled when I wasn't interested
definitely didn't have dude bones