[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 8185. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

She looks like a typical feminists just by look at her face
5 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
How would you fuck the dyke out of her?
>>
she is also lgbt
>>
>>35503927
individuals with androgynous features are drawn to feminism because it allows them to cast off gender norms that conflict with their own experience of the world. next.

File: 1928467.png (615KB, 486x790px) Image search: [Google]
1928467.png
615KB, 486x790px
Do any of you 'bots actually read?

>inb4 /lit/
fulla plebs
9 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Reading A Collapse of Horses by Brain Evenson right now. I'm surprised he doesn't get mentioned more on /lit/. Reads like a cross between Borges, Kafka and Stephen King.
>>
sleeping beauty book 1
>>
/lit/ provides much better literary discussion than this place ever will but the downside is that it's full of normies

Currently reading Adorno's Dialectic of Enlightenment

File: 1445801351066.jpg (35KB, 600x568px) Image search: [Google]
1445801351066.jpg
35KB, 600x568px
>5 yo kid i was forced to babysit was having allergy problems
>gave him 5mg of zyrtec and he felt better after a half hour
>told him not to tell his parents
>parents pick him up
>its been two hours no angry parents
>tfw its only a matter of time
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35503902
>tfw he couldn't pronounce Zyrtec and said something about your dick and now the police are organizing a raid on your basement dwelling.
RIP my dude.
>>
>>35503936
s-stop it im not a pedo

File: 012.jpg (1MB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]
012.jpg
1MB, 1536x2048px
*slaps you in the face*
5 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>wrap my mouth around the cock
>bite it off

Ego destroyed :^)
>>
>>35504063
>>bite it off

DELETE THIS!
>>
you have to go back spicboy.

File: image.jpg (32KB, 604x450px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
32KB, 604x450px
Robots I need some of those fb messages, sms proposals full of cringe. Specially those with roleplay typing like: *nervously looking at you and gulps* h-hey!
I know you got them
3 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
they are normally ironic/sarcasm but you are to autistic to know
>>
>>35503878

>'tis an awesome thing to see

Every time I read it a golf ball sized chunk of my soul needs three days to grow back.

File: fkncapcha.png (43KB, 726x501px) Image search: [Google]
fkncapcha.png
43KB, 726x501px
Wtf is with these new fucking captchas? How the fuck am I even suppose to solve this shit?
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Settings -> Quotes & Replying -> Legacy captcha
>>
>>35503876
Lol you little fuck boi
>>
>>35503899
How am I supposed to play with my dick if I have to use both hands to solve the fucking captcha?

File: klaymen.jpg (30KB, 300x225px) Image search: [Google]
klaymen.jpg
30KB, 300x225px
How do I stop daydreaming? I'm daydreaming to the point real life has stopped becoming interesting for me and now all I care about is my own world
12 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: UP HERE.jpg (22KB, 251x131px) Image search: [Google]
UP HERE.jpg
22KB, 251x131px
>>35503822
KLAYMEN
UP HEEERE
>>
>>35503960
I like this game a lot, mostly because I'm an autist
>>
>>35504002
yes you are
you're also a faggot

File: A9b5ulo.jpg (565KB, 1381x2711px) Image search: [Google]
A9b5ulo.jpg
565KB, 1381x2711px
Does anyone else get vagina envy?

I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms


I don't even hate females. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick

I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.

Doubtless that misogyny is rooted is men's jealousy of women and their superior sexual pleasure.
14 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
That vagina is fucking disgusting. How does anyone find that hot?
>>
>>35503794
yeah, that's used goods.
>>
>>35503833
Really makes you wonder why women don't just give up after their vaginas look like that.

File: 200_s.gif (51KB, 295x200px) Image search: [Google]
200_s.gif
51KB, 295x200px
Tell me the last dream you remember having

>wandering around a camp ground where there is a built obstacle course
>fuck around with it but can'take stop walking in this one direction and I don't know why so Im cutting diagonally through the course
>see crush
Don't remember how but start talking to crush
>at some point she starts talking in a deep masculine and demonic voice
>I assume it's some personal demon haunting me
>taunts me a little
>I ask what to call it
>it says call me [crush's name] I'd feel bad if there as a monster inside me
>okay apparently that is supposed to be her now the voice is confusing though
>says something along the lines of I'll [ the girl] would die alone
>I hug her immediatly upon hearing this then readjust to hug her closer
>feel contentment
>wake up
8 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Interesting, anon. I could come up with some over-the-top analytical bs about how it has some deep message, but I'm not. What I got from that was that you seem like a pretty cool guy, since you cared for her even if she was actin a lil odd.
Sadly, I cannot remember my dream. Remembering them is getting more and more difficult, and they have become less of awesome fantasies and nightmares, but more day-to-day boredom.
>>
>>35504278
That seems sad friend and thank you for the complement recently I've been thinking about her before I go to bed [it's nothing itchy I swear] so I think it's kind of a suggestion I've been pushing my brain to think about subconsciously.

It's really the first dream I've remembered having in a while, like a year.

Before that I usually only had dreams when I was very young but they were always vivid.
>>
I live in a tall skyscraper apartment in the middle of the desert. There are hundreds of people living inside as well. This is all I can remember

File: kella.jpg (58KB, 600x745px) Image search: [Google]
kella.jpg
58KB, 600x745px
I am kind of at my wits end up /r9k/. I feel super bored of the current porn stars I look at.

I have been jacking off to the same couple of porn stars for like 10 years now. I am 26 now and I just don't find them that hot anymore.

Anyway, I looking for new porn. I am super into anal, anal creampies, anal gape. Whatever. As long as the girl is taking massive things up her ass or if there is cum involved(in her ass) that is cool too.

What porn stars are super well known for their anal skill or anal creampie scenes? I have kind of run out of options and so I figured I would come ask the kings on porno on /r9k/

Who am I looking for? I recently started checking out "hot kinky jo"? I think thats her name. She is okay but the stuff she does is a bit TOO intense. I don't think she does creampies either. Its mostly solo dildo stuff. Which is okay I guess but gets boring.

Any ideas on porn stars who do good anal and anal creampies or just anal things in general I guess?
3 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
File: pron folder.jpg (22KB, 353x228px) Image search: [Google]
pron folder.jpg
22KB, 353x228px
>>35503725
>I have been jacking off to the same couple of
porn stars for like 10 years now

Holy shit how did you not get bored
>>
>>35503781

I was bored but I just got use to their scenes and body types and what not. I am usually pretty specific about what I jack off to but it becomes so rare sometimes that I just branch out which is what I am doing now.

Interracial anal is cool too but so much interracial is marketed as cuck shit which I am not into.

File: tomoki.jpg (222KB, 512x600px) Image search: [Google]
tomoki.jpg
222KB, 512x600px
>tfw no urbane bf
4 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>35503667
Did you not post for awhile or did I just miss your posts?
>>
>>35503667
sure as fuck won't find one here
>>
>>35503700
I posted but not as much so you missed them.

File: IMG_0120.png (92KB, 335x322px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_0120.png
92KB, 335x322px
I've been feeling like shit the last few days, too depressed to escape to my usual video games/anime and all I do all day is I keep making shitty threads and reading this board, in between putting some music playlist on and staying in bed in the dark.

I feel some of you but hate most of you. Most of you are really horrible, evil, mentally fucked up people even worse than me. But where am I supposed go? WHERE the FUCK do you go when the normals reject you and you reject the rejects?

I feel like I don't belong anywhere.
13 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>35503650
>Most of you are really horrible, evil, mentally fucked up people even worse than me
Give it time anon
>>
>>35503650
well, you have already say it. "play vidyas" or in my case, watch some of my eternal watchlist films
>>
>>35503752

I meant a community, forum, imageboard, whatever.
The only other I have tried is wizchan but it's slow and it feels everyone there has given up while I'm still struggling.

File: used_goods.webm (1MB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
used_goods.webm
1MB, 1280x720px
>women voluntarily degrade themselves to sexually please a man

Why should anyone respect a woman?
18 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
File: pepe (221).png (9KB, 239x211px) Image search: [Google]
pepe (221).png
9KB, 239x211px
>>35503596

What the fuck is wrong with his penis.
That shit's nasty looking.
>>
>>35503649
fap erosion. when you fapp too much it begins to wear away at the skin leaving you with some weird mushroom dick
>>
>>35503596
Who's the bitch on the left?

File: arno-breker.jpg (30KB, 346x640px) Image search: [Google]
arno-breker.jpg
30KB, 346x640px
I think the male body is artistically and practically superior to the female body and that men are more stable and trustworthy. I somewhat resent my heterosexuality.
7 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Both are aesthetically appealing, the females for her curving simplicity and the make for his rigid detail. Is it not obvious how these forms complete each other?
>>
i like men and women i can fuck anything i want
>>
>>35503580
just be gay bro
Origgggggg

File: 01101011-01111001-01110011.gif (69KB, 480x455px) Image search: [Google]
01101011-01111001-01110011.gif
69KB, 480x455px
Do you think suicide methods should be available to the public?

>inb4 guns and bleach lol
14 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>35503533
>Should suicide be legal?
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
>>
>>35503533

I guess the main argument against it would be that every Jack and Jill who had a bad day would off themselves, but I'm all in favour of it, but maybe more in the form of a "euthanasia/death help centre" like they have in some countries.
>>
File: suisimpsons.jpg (20KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]
suisimpsons.jpg
20KB, 640x480px
>>35503533
You mean like assisted suicide? sure why not. death itself isn't an issue. living may be, and often are, worse than death.
>inb4 permanent solution to a temporary problem

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [8175] [8176] [8177] [8178] [8179] [8180] [8181] [8182] [8183] [8184] [8185] [8186] [8187] [8188] [8189] [8190] [8191] [8192] [8193] [8194] [8195] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.