>tfw so depressed
>tfw as a result my immune system is non-existent
>tfw as a result MRSA is eating me alive
TAKE SOME SMZ-TMP DS 800-160 MG
AND SOME CEPHALEXIN 500 MG
>>35517310
am i the only one who thought that was a hot pocket?
I apparently have some kind of degenerative dementia/parkinsons/alzheirmers and probably also neurological syphilis or HIV... I don't know exactly but all this shit combined gives me half a life to live... so another 10 years?
I might have cancer though?
No one tells me anything but I for sure have the degenerative dementia/parkinsons/alzheimers bullshit based on my family history, sleeping behavior, and auditory hallucinations.
>tfw when young single female living in a man's dog eat dog world
>tfw when thicc smol bean living in a nigger's dicc succ dicc world
did I go back to fucking facebook by accident
The only way to survive is for you to find a powerful male to submit to and become his sex toy.
Lately I'm finding myself getting more and more numb and apathetic: I can't think straight, I can't verbalize what I think, I can't manage to care about what I have to read for my college essays, I can't sit and start reading or writing the non college related stuff I enjoy because I constantly tell myself I ain't got no time 2 looze; but everytime I try to read some monograph (I face it as a task, and I approach the work with the perspective that it's something to finish, not something to do) for an essay I end up lurking on my social media. I only want to ditch my college duties, dedicate myself to In Search Of Lost Time (maybe that's the problem, I've heard about people that only managed to read it while unemployed or on vacation) again and take back my own writing, which I left 4 months ago or so. I can't concentrate on (and therefore calmly enjoy) those things because I constantly feel that, a couple hours after, or the next morning, or during the weekend, I'll have to get them out of my mind to focus on the other stuff. As a result, and as I said before, I don't do shit but stare at my fucking phone in the whole day. Only things I enjoy are the rare moments of peace when I can keep calmly reading In Search Of Lost Time, MDMA (inb4 it's frying your head, I don't take it too often) and (sometimes) being drunk. It's been three months like this.
Any other anon has ever gone through a similar experience? If so, how did you get out of it? I've even condidered ditching college, getting a manual job, moving out of my pops' (inb4 basement dweller, it's usual to live with your family as a young man or a student in my mediterranean catholic country) and devote myself to reading, writing and learning on my own.
>>35517275
>social media
stopped reading here.
>>35517275
it coz ur retarded
>>35518910
Damn...
Oreganisimusmusmus mus
Anyone else a member of ladyboygold? Literally the best $99 I ever spent.
These threads are very bad and you should feel very bad.
Sage!
>>35517287
>>35517153
this fucking guy, fuck off
What are you doing and why isn't it playing runescape?
>>35517186
They banned me for Macroing when I have never macro'd in my life.
I appealed, and they rejected me a year later. I can't appeal again.
Fuck Runescape.
Years of membership and grinding GONE
But I am playing Runescape. I stayed up all night listening to Dungeon Synth and solving Clue Scrolls. Unfortunately I didn't get anything worthwhile at all, but I'm still feeling pretty comfy.
I just really wish the game wasn't so efficiency oriented. No one seems to want to just hang out in front of Lumbridge castle and chill for a bit.
>>35517217
i'll come hang with you anon. What world?
You are provided the ability to, at any time, activate New Game Plus.
Here is what will happen:
>You will go back all the way back to your birth
>Your consciousness and memory will be completely intact.
>No huge butterfly effect, only major decisions will change your life
Would you do it?
What would you do?
>>35517184
I would go insane from being stuck in a baby's body.
I'd suck the shit out of my momma's titties.
I'll become filthy rich while young by knowing which stocks to buy, and which unlikely sports match outcomes to bet on.
so i'm on nofap day 3 to try to cut down on my daily dopamine rushes
when can i expect my first wet dream? i don't think i ever had one before cause i've just always been fapping
>>35517181
i mean, if its really youre into not into animal stuff doings, then youre going to be ok, but if you just want wet dreams, better try to learn lucid dreaming, eh?
Either you wake up with cum in your underwear with no recollection, mild recollection without really feeling anything in the dream, or you get one of those incredibly vivid, possibly lucid dreams where you nut and it's the best feeling you've ever had.
>>35517181
the only lucid wet dream i ever had involved me fapping.it felt nice desu, but id still like to lose my dream virginity to my oneitis instead of jacking off
Seeking advice from any females here,
I've recently started a ldr, I don't know it happened it was pretty organic. Anyway, as a robot I'm not very emotionally available and can be quite blunt over message, I try my best to be caring but I get the feeling I'm not doing enough. She messages me everyday and I'm unused to getting messages that often by anybody, it's really exhausting. She even calls me every other night and stays on there ages. I know I sound like an asshole but that's just how I feel about social situations in general they really drain me.
When I try to go to bed she gets annoyed, and when I don't reply to her message because I'm at work or reading she guilt trips really hard. Do women expect me at all times to be available? I really like this girl but it's hard to reconcile. Any advice would be helpful.
>>35517180
I think this thread is better suited to /adv/
>>35517180
You're dating a "clingy girl".
Enjoy or don't enjoy, but this is how that type of girl functions.
Enjoy it while it lasts, but make sure you drop her if she starts trying to make you jealous by saying things like "Ah, well if you're gonna go to bed so soon I'll just hang out with Michael".
That's actually attractive to most women, just don't do it on purpose. She might get uneasy when you don't respond but she's glad to know she's not your whole world and you've got other things on your mind.
>walk into your room
>see this
wat do?
Plot twist: No one will ever know what happens in this room for the next two hours and this girl will disappear once those two hours are done.
Obviously I get a blowjob and then beat """her""" to death
>>35517176
>beat """her""" to death
ce-la
>>35517176
ha, you'd still be a fag
Haha, everyone is a normie but me
>baiting whites with blacked and refugees
>baiting Asians and hapas with WMAW
>baiting mestizos with Spain = white
>baiting Indians with caste system
>baiting MENA with war on terror
Haha, this isn't even my final form. I'm gonna go torture some animals in my basement now.
>>35517146
What about blacks, how do you troll them?
oreganeli
Don't forget to divide and conquer Europe. Only Germanics and Anglos count.
>>35517164
>baiting blacks with WMBW
Sup, wagecuck? Good morning. Hope you had a very restful night sleep.
Another day, another dollar.
>>35517132
its 9:50PM. I'm gonna stay awake for another hour playing viyda. Go to sleep. Wake up at 6 and work until 5. Rinse and repeat.
Why do I do this? I legitimately don't know.
Hello neetcuck why don't you stop living off of my tax money using autismbux. I have autism and still work.
>>35517132
Thisthread is a sign of kindness of NEETs.
MY BOIL POPPED ON THE INSIDE
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why don't you get a pin and squeeze out the pus?
>>35517129
ME SCARED
>one chance at life
>born with a slight lisp
>one chance at life
>spent it being a gross man fapping to hentai and telling anonymous people to kill themselves
>one chance at life
>pass the first stage: genetics
>get hit by a car age 12 and my face has been slightly disfigured since
>born with a lisp
you can't be born with a lisp imbecile
Whew boys i think you hit a all time low
>>35517030
Picture makes me sad, I wish I was normal
>>35517030
This kid is like 14
>tfw no little sister
The feel never goes away, right ?
>>35516998
Why do you want a little sister so much. Also I have one ten years younger than me. Feel free to ask questions.
>>35517093
have you seen her naked?
>>35517104
No dude. Why would I?