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>mom and dad are yelling again
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You'll be alright nigger
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>>35556546
>I fapped to Sissy porn again
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Parents used to fight and scream a shit ton when i was a little kid. Surprised they stayed together tbqh.

I still wince when they yell at each other at 24 albeit its rare nowadays. Most of the time its yelling about how much of a failure i am kek.

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>Everyone has a fetish for fat girls
>No one has a fetish for fat boys
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>everyone has a fetish for nerdy girls
>no one has a fetish for nerdy boys

>everyone has a fetish for virgin girls
>no one has a fetish for virgin boys

>everyone has a fetish for shy girls
>no one has a fetish for shy boys
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>>35556538
some people do have a fetish for fat boys actually. The problem is that all of those people are gay men, and none are girls.
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you guys always act like women and men have similar psychology's.

How many of you are normie?

http://www.ricepuritytest.com
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>>35556517
Post more medieval art.

I'm getting my first real tattoo in a few weeks and I need some inspo.
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>>35556517
I got an 86.

>Ingested someone else's genital secretion?
That makes it sound so disgusting.
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the only things i've done here are smoke weed once and kissing a non-family member.

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This board loves to blame women a lot, but what if us guys are the ones who make dating and sex a much bigger hassle than it has to be?
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we can't just wait for a woman to ask us out on a date most of the time.
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>>35556485
HA
HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING HA

You're either baiting or the most autistic person to ever exist. WOMEN are the ones who complicate it. It's fucking clear as fuck if a guy wants to fuck. So why is the burden always on HIM to ask the girl out? The girl can simply say "hey you like me I think, wanna go out?" BOOM COURTSHIP DRAMA DONE AND GONE BUT 0.00000000000001% of women will do this.

You're so full of shit, even when women have all the power in a situation it's still men's fault. GTFO this board roastie white knight.
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>>35556607

I'm far from a white knight. But let's be honest here, guys complain about women way more than women complain about guys.

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Do you believe in Karma?
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>>35556465
with every good event that happens, two bad ones arrive soon after

who am i kidding, no god would allow my giant gyno
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can't be true if you were already born ugly as fuck or a midget so no unless that factor was a previous life
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>>35556465
Nope. Everyone that runs the world is a Satan worshiping kid fucker but they get to have the greatest lives ever.

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There are two types of people in the world. Those who can handle bantz, and those who cannot. This is the main dividing line of humanity. Think about it.
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>>35556405
>tfw completely immune to bantz
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>>35556405
Fucking shitposting australian, kys
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>>35556405
>tfw ascended to become the bantz

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I wish I could gather you miserable failures up in one place and keep you there in endless torment. In my years I have been on 4chan and /r9k/ you people are far and away the worst "people" I have ever come to know. I wish I have it to where you are constantly humiliated and degraded where a 1000 women or roasties as you call, mock your disfigured form. I wish a 1000 functional men, or chads as you call them, shit down your mouth and take turns using you as punching bags. I want robots to suffer for an eternity where not even the release of death can save you. I want and endless torrent of horrors for each and every robot, each torture worse than the last, no pain is too big, no agony to great for robot scum.
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>>35556400
nothing you can do anon this is our safe place hahaha
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>>35556400
Haha you will fall into the hole you dig for us
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>>35556449
You won't be safe from my wrath for much longer

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>tfw no gf/bf to lock up your sissy clit
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>>35556374
>tfw no gf/bf to lock up your sissy clit
this
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Is this the sissy white boi thread?
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>>35556374
>Don't like humiliation or cuckolding or bad feelings
>Still kind of like the idea of trying a chastity belt for some reason

why this

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Amazon says my thigh-highs, striped arm warmers and enema kit will be arriving the same day my Father is visiting my place.
>he still isn't aware
>will probably disown me if he finds out

Why did I drunkenly order those this week of all weeks!
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>>35556361
Don't open the box around him then. It's not like it will have a faggot supplies label on it.
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>>35556361
you don't have to wear them or open the box when he is there
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>>35556381
>>35556389
I really really hope they're discretely packaged but last time I got huge, obvious labels on my delivery.

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How are government jobs in your country, /r9k/? Here they are basically things you get paid very handsomely, work only 6 hours a day and the work isn't very demanding at all. Also, you can't get fired. It is basically paradise. Why haven't you got a government job yet?
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I am sure that getting a government job would make me hate myself, because people in government are almost always evil.
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>>35556347
>Why haven't you got a government job yet?
Backup plan is to get one when I get out of uni if I can't get a job I want since I'm in a double meme major
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>>35556347
>Can't get fired

Wanna bet?

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Hey /r9k/, how do you deal with assholes on a daily basis when you have low confidence? Let's say the guy is wrong on something but you can't get him for it or word it out right because you are mentally weak. Or you have to deal with his negative attacks toward you daily and you just cant react right to make a stance. How do i improve?
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>>35556233
C'mon anon this largely depends on circumstance. You gotta be a little more specific on what's going on here.

And it's easier said than done, but probably just working out and being fit, gaining confidence in yourself, reading a few psychology books and you're probs good to go.
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I just let them attack me because while it makes me look weak to everyone else I know that they are wrong. You can't outcast someone who has already been outcasted so eventually their words and actions become mitigated when taking the bigger picture into account
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>>35556233
Dont talk to that guy?!

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>pizza has taken 20 mins for delivery and COUNTING
>live less than 1 mile from dominos
>fucking guy expects a tip im sure
>wont give him one
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>>35556166
Did you order online OP? What stage did the delivery tracker get stuck on?
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>>35556235
On out for delivery since 7:37. Oh boy this wagecuck is going to taste his own tears.
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>fat worthless neet expects pizzas to be magically made and fresh at the exact time he orders them and they can instantly deliver them

lol kys retard

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My little sister (16) has a beta orbiter now.
How do I prevent her from becoming a roastie?
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>>35556146
Spend some time with her. Teach her to drive, watch movies with her, take her on dates.
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>>35556280
>take her on dates
I don't live in an incest anime, anon
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>>35556339
Not real dates, just show her how a man should treat her.

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What does any robot here even have to offer a girlfriend? Obviously not looks or sexual skills. I've talked to enough robots to know most of you aren't too bright. Good personalities? No lmao most of you are boring insecure bullies. Seriously why should any girl date you?
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>>35556139
What does any girl have to offer me that a prostitute doesn't?
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I know more about computer than most I've spoken with and can offer assistance with that.
Also I'm attach on to people and can give them all the validation they desire and won't leave them even if they cheat on me.

Plus I will give in to any of her fetishes
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>>35556229
Love. Compassion. A rewarding human connection.

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Has anyone else been redpilled on this SJW psyops shit masquerading as a family-friendly video game? I can't even play this anymore.
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>>35556137
>dressing up as a woman to trick somebody is anything new
Those fucking japs, FF7 is liberal propaganda too!
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>>35556137
No but I know nintendo needs a rider for their new one trick console
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>>35556205
Holy shit I never thought about FF7 because I've always just owned Nintendo systems.

This has been a long con. Holy shit.

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