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2017-03-17 10:11:54 Post No.35598669
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Does anyone else get vagina envy?

I don't think I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms

I don't even hate Wwomen. I just wish I had a warm, wet hole between my legs instead my pink/bright red dick

I get jealous and depressed every time I see a woman because of this. If I ever did get a gf I'd always feel inadequate and like I'm missing out on one of life's great joys. I'd kill to be able to enjoy orgasming like a female, even once. Yet they get do it any time they want for as long as they want, usually multiple times in a row.

I believe that all misogyny is rooted is men's jealousy of women and their superior sexual pleasure.

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:12:26 Post No.35598680
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:12:26 Post No.35598680 [Report]

you and the choker poster are the worst posters on this board

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:20:26 Post No.35598830
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:20:26 Post No.35598830 [Report]

That vagina was surgically made wasnt it?

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:21:17 Post No.35598848
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:21:17 Post No.35598848 [Report]

>board for original content
>has the most literal duplicate recurring threads of any board

Anonymous
2017-03-17 10:11:19 Post No.35598653
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:11:19 Post No. 35598653 [Report] [View this topic]

*blocks your path*

Have you worshiped your goddess today, scumbag?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:16:43 Post No.35598754
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>>35598653
So you're back now. How was rehab?

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:17:17 Post No.35598764
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:17:17 Post No.35598764 [Report]

>turns the macarena up to 11

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:31:24 Post No.35599040
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:31:24 Post No.35599040 [Report]

Eliza is a character and Ciara is a Stacy who is a race mixing a spic. She doesn't even come here anymore. Stop worshipping.

Anonymous
2017-03-17 10:11:16 Post No.35598652
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:11:16 Post No. 35598652 [Report] [View this topic]

>go to Jack-in-the-Box with a fembot
>she orders 8 tacos for herself

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:19:46 Post No.35598814
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>>35598652
Those tacos are pretty small desu, I could down 8 if I hadn't eaten all day but I would get sick from all that grease.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:20:41 Post No.35598838
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:20:41 Post No.35598838 [Report]

as in, 4 orders of tacos? or 8 orders of tacos?

If that bitch can shovel 16 tacos into her hole, she must be a landwhale

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:21:26 Post No.35598853
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:21:26 Post No.35598853 [Report]

those tacos are only for drunks and mentally unstable

better run friend

Anonymous
2017-03-17 10:09:35 Post No.35598623
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:09:35 Post No. 35598623 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I tell Tyrone I don't want to be his gf?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:21:13 Post No.35598846
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>>35598623
his gf(male)? I don't Tyrone's into that, OP

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:22:31 Post No.35598868
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>>35598623
You don't

Be more careful next time homo

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:24:14 Post No.35598906
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>>35598846
i think i just lost a chromosome from reading that.

Anonymous
2017-03-17 10:09:11 Post No.35598609
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:09:11 Post No. 35598609 [Report] [View this topic]

>Girlfriend can beat me in an arm wrestle

Sometimes I wonder if I'm good enough for her and if she deserves a better man.

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:37:53 Post No.35599154
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>>35598609

Physical strength doesn't matter much in a relationship, at least I think so. If you share a bond there's no need to worry about trivial things. Now stop putting yourself down, or I'm gonna shove my fist so far up your ass you won't need tp for a year.

Oh, and try not to let your insecurities ruin it the relationship before something genuine does.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:42:25 Post No.35599234
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>>35599154
I know that physical strength doesn't matter, it's what she told me. But ever since I've been worrying if I'm manly enough for her l, y'know?

I'm just worried she'll go find a real man somewhere else.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:43:47 Post No.35599259
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>>35599234
She will eventually get bored of being in control all the time.

Anonymous
2017-03-17 10:06:43 Post No.35598567
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:06:43 Post No. 35598567 [Report] [View this topic]

how should I flirt?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:30:59 Post No.35599029
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>>35598567
step 1: be handsome

done

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:47:00 Post No.35599323
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>>35598567
you don't
~~and this is a very original comment~~

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:49:18 Post No.35599357
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:49:18 Post No.35599357 [Report]

just start attacking her, women love that.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:05:09 Post No. 35598532 [Report] [View this topic]

I think about Jeff Mangum fucking her every second of my life

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:06:40 Post No.35598564
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>>35598532
she gets out of the hospital today right? Cant wait to hear from her

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:10:43 Post No.35598643
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>>35598564
I'm placing my bets on her going to rehab soon

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:11:15 Post No.35598651
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:11:15 Post No.35598651 [Report]

whats this cute hoes name

Anonymous
2017-03-17 10:04:33 Post No.35598518
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:04:33 Post No. 35598518 [Report] [View this topic]

Has anyone else completely estranged themselves from their family?

It feels good, man. I hate those guys.

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:20:48 Post No.35598839
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>>35598518
I plan on it as soon as I leave my parents' house.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:25:04 Post No.35598918
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>>35598839
What's stopping you from leaving?

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:25:53 Post No.35598930
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:25:53 Post No.35598930 [Report]

Yes it was the best choice in my life.

Anonymous
/britfeel/ 2017-03-17 10:03:05 Post No.35598492
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:03:05 Post No. 35598492 [Report] [View this topic]

W E E K E N D H A S L A N D E D Edition

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:04:18 Post No.35598515
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>>35598492
Sorry should have been St Patricks Day edition I guess, but then again it is Britfeel not Americans-pretending-they-have-culture-feels.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:04:29 Post No.35598516
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>>35598492
This is a new thread and a new chance for us all. Let's just talk about silly shit like usual, please?

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first for BUY ME NIER NOW

~~please~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:02:29 Post No. 35598480 [Report] [View this topic]

There is an epidemic of disenfranchised anxious neurotic young men who have nothing to their name than a sense of displacement and bitterness towards the world they live in.

How do we begin to fix this?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:03:31 Post No.35598495
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>>35598480
They will all be given Japanese robot waifus.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:04:01 Post No.35598510
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>>35598480
Stop being so damn lazy and start having personal pride.

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:04:35 Post No.35598520
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>>35598480
*other than a sense of

>>35598495
Put memes aside. This goes beyond satisfying a need for a hole.

>>35598510
What do you take pride in?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:01:04 Post No. 35598452 [Report] [View this topic]

Why do you faggots blame women for your problems? Why is even getting a girl such a big deal?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:02:10 Post No.35598475
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>Why do you faggots blame women for your problems?
i dont
>Why is even getting a girl such a big deal?
because theyre CUTE

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:02:27 Post No.35598479
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>>35598452
>Why is even getting a girl such a big deal?
Maybe for you it isnt such a big deal
t. 24 khv

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:03:30 Post No.35598494
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>>35598475
Pretty much this

I hate myself and I acknowledge that I'm a shitty person with absolutely nothing to offer (either when applying for jobs or looking for gfs), but girls are too cute to not want.

I genuinely wish I was gay every day of my life.

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2017-03-17 09:58:35 Post No.35598399
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:58:35 Post No. 35598399 [Report] [View this topic]

My first Tinder match was with a girl(male)
How did I do?

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:01:02 Post No.35598450
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:01:02 Post No.35598450 [Report]

You ruined it with your second reply, you sound beta as fuck avoiding the question

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>>35598399
you're saying it wrong; it's supposed to be:
>i wanna slap your ass and feed you sushi

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:05:30 Post No.35598538
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>>35598450
>what are we gonna do
>drink hot chocolate
Seems like he answered the question

Anonymous
did any of you tried sucking your dick? 2017-03-17 09:57:50 Post No.35598385
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did any of you tried sucking your dick? Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:57:50 Post No. 35598385 [Report] [View this topic]

did you manage to do it ?
I managed but I didn t like it

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:04:01 Post No.35598509
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I can get the tip but it hurts my back too much so i never do it

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:05:42 Post No.35598545
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:05:42 Post No.35598545 [Report]

Yes I fell for the trap meme.

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:06:39 Post No.35598563 [Report]

sucking your own d isn t gay it s masturbation

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:57:38 Post No. 35598379 [Report] [View this topic]

https://discord.gg/HaV9fwm
join our discord 4 fun times
small, close group.
thanks x

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:59:17 Post No.35598415
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kys faggot
harry pooter is for shitloibs and schildren

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How about

NO

Fuck off normals

Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:05:51 Post No.35598551
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Anonymous 2017-03-17 10:05:51 Post No.35598551 [Report]

come hear a literal drunk 400lb hacker

~~cunts~~

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:52:14 Post No. 35598280 [Report] [View this topic]

>falling for chad
>complains that they always leave her

people get what they deserve

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:53:05 Post No.35598290
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I don't recall doing anything so heinous to deserve a life of rejection and solitude combined with alcoholism and failed career prospects

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Anonymous 2017-03-17 09:53:17 Post No.35598295 [Report]

>people get what they deserve

I guess that explain robots.

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I would honestly take care of the first girl that loved me forever. Why don't they see that. I'm not chad I'm just a lonely robot.

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