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In reality you were afraid of your incompetance in bed

No. Don't be like a roastie slut. Save it until the right girl if that's what you originally wanted.

Waiting for "the one" is stupid and will only keep you from being happy.

Then again, if you had a chance to lose virginity, it will probably happen again.

Don't dwell on it too much, move on with life.

I am only in public when I have to get me somewhere. Else I do everything alone at home

>>35648009
and I get there FAST

>>35648009
This.
If I'm out I'm just going from point A to point B, there is never anyhing inbetween.

>>35647939

more context? what kind of server have you joined?

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>fail to answer basic question
>spout memes when confusion arises
>go on r9k and cry because they didn't laugh

>>35647939
>teenagers
this guy is a fucking norie in disguise

>>35647919
n-no p-p-problem!!

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F-fuck you you parasite

>>35647919

NEETS don't get tax refunds. Only wagies do. You have no taxable income, no withholdings, and no refundable credits to qualify for - so there will be no refund due.

Sincerely Yours,
/r9k/ CPA

>>35647910
looks like an overcompensating slut with crohn's disease TBFH. not attractive at all, just generic & probably pretty shallow personality.

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>will never have a gf like that because im too beta and too old
end me

literally who the fuck is this?
orhwpeifgpwifsdbsli

>>35647894
There's no point.
>Got dumped by only girl who ever had interest in me
>Turn into a schlep over time as I constantly get rejected by more women
>Decide to clean myself up
>dress nicer
>improve my social skills
>run more than i used to
>hit the gym again
>be more social
>eat better
>clean my face more
>feng shui my college dorm
>try to fix my lisp and shitty voice
>get a sharp haircut
>get rejected multiple times
that's what i get for being an ugly manlet

>>35647894
I use cream in the winter, because my skin gets really dry and it hurts so much I can't sleep or move properly. I have also taken up the habit, of using skin cream on my dick after i shower, makes my balls really soft.

>>35648091
If you got a girl before all that improvement, you can't get one after. Keep going anon.

Yeah, I use moisturizers and sun screens

>>35647782
>approached by girls in public

runescape doesnt count you fucking pleb

>>35647782
Do you go to school/have a job or do some other productive activity that you're good at?

If you can get girls to be attracted to you let alone approach you , you are objectively not ugly

>>35647767
Same here friend, I dream of blackmailing Mari Kurihara and her friends into laundering money.

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I closely understand this feeling.

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>>35647767
>Where did it all go so wrong
You mean right?
I think this is better than having to work all day and then come home to a kid/kids that you have to take care of. We are living the dream, guys.
t. wizard

>>35647717
Were gonna put an end to this bullshit, id rather see you tards die in the street than hear about you taking my hard earned pay

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>>35648480
It's Sunday night, hope you are enjoying your last hours of of freedom :^)

Better not browse for too long, you have to get up early tomorrow! Tick tock!

>>35647717
>>Do you guys get NEETbux?
no
>>If not, how do you survive?
live at home. don't really need anything other than food.
>>What do you do with your time?
watch tv shows, movies, and shit post
>>Do you want to be a NEET? Any plans to escape?
no i do not want to be a neet, i want to be normal, but i've been a neet too long and there's no end to this terrible ride

Not very good/20

Pretty good! I like it a lot. You could start a band.

>>35647708
It's good! Really nice voice, keep practicing!

No they won't. Even deformed rosties will have more sex than us.

Stop throwing acid.

>>35647499
taking the autism too far there op.

Looks in good state, does it play wall? does make any mechanical sounds when turning the knobs?
Epiphones are pretty decent guitars, if you find the money to change the pickups you'll have a guitar that sounds like a gibson for half the bucks

Btw on /mu/ it's full of nerds who'll tell you everything and more about that

>>35647485
Does it play Slayer?

>>35647485
>I live in Chile and brand new it's around 850USD
Forgot how much extra that shit is out of the states. Good for you OP. Enjoy.

>>35647458
They were gonna ask you to join a threesome, you blew it

>>35647643
No they weren't anon. Also it was in public, they weren't going to have sex or anything.

>>35647458
>turning down a threesome

school lunches. hope all that chocolate milk was worth it, anon.

Why do I have sideburns, a mustache, and chin hair but a patch of hair that doesn't grow to connect them all?

>>35647451
I haven't been to school in 10 years you underage faggot

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>>35647404
Not bad, but not really.

>>35647471
> Voluptuous
> Beautiful
Plebeian.

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that would be audrey hepburn you fucking pleb