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You're becoming prison gay, or realising you were gay all along.

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>>35713908
But dick is delicious Anon, nothing wrong in craving it

I fantasize about sucking anime girl dick

totes straight

Same although they told me I'd be 6'5". 6'1" currently and not growing. I was 5'9" when I was 11 ffs.

It's like 70% genetics and 30% other factors.

I'm perfectly content being 6'1" though.

>>35713853
>was taller than a bunch of people in middle school
>parents talk about how a bunch of my family are giants and I might be super tall
>hyped as fuck
>18 and still 5'9"
why did you get my hopes up? To make me suffer? Everyday of highschool was waiting for a growth spurt to hit

>>35713853
>pakistani
>get told I would be 5'10"
>5'11" and ded inside

:^)

>>35713772
Probably need to go to college for it

My brother just got hired for a 115k job straight out of a second tier university

It's possible if you really work your ass off. The good thing with college is that everything is organized and structured for you. Even when you don't feel like doing any work, you still have assignments to do and so on, so you are kind of forced to do the work in that way.

Overall, if you can stay disciplined and find some good learning resources I don't see why not. Some places do require you to have a college degree, but a lot of places say something like "a bachelor's in Computing OR equivalent experience" so you can definitely get a job without going to college.

>>35713932
Would an associates degree be fine?

Im turning 22 this year and would rather not be 26 before I can get a job.

This pays well, but it's soul crushing,id rather not give this up to have to go through 4 years of school if I could just find a way to make it better in another year or so.

>>35713770
Fags are cancer to society, more news at 11

>>35713770
You can turn straight people gay?

... teach me how.

>>35713974
Step 1: Continue to become more and more perverted

You're done

>>35713767
How was it? I used to have a gf with a 10/10 ass but I could only stick a finger in not my dick

>>35713791
That really that bad. She was clean, though
It had a strong musky smell to it.

>>35713818
It was ok. I felt really gross afterwards desu.
The crazy thing is the underside of my dick + anus + gooch hurt for like 20 hours.

But now I can say I did it to my friends and family.

>>35713623
OP is strictly forbidden in my notepad. Why do we allow OPs to live

>>35713623
yeah but the bible condones teen brides, slavery, and if I'm not mistaken, hashish consumption

if you can get all that shit on the daily christfriend agenda, I imagine you'll have no shortage of robots eager to deus vult for you

>>35713688
forgot to add, and then they'll drown out the gays, probably literally

>>35713602
fuck off, this is a secular board, it's not fucking /pol/

>>35713723
What made you hate god so much, my poor lost soul? Didn't he give you that ferrari you asked for in your prayers?

>>35713768
if god wants to give me a ferrari I will gladly become a christcuck

hi Steven the crab

Are you going to boil him then eat him?

Crabs are delicious

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>>35713577
Steven says hi

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I honestly still don't understand what krokodil is, always makes me think of King K. Rool from Donkey Kong.

some shit tier slav or a wannabe

>>35713561
You're not alone. I think it's for how absurd it sounds saying it.

Are you literally retarded? Im only 6' and my gf is 5'2" and shes fucking tiny compared to me

>having a GF
cmon now mate

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>he's only a foot taller

LOL

If you aren't at LEAST 2 ft taller she'll cheat on you.

>>35713477
what if the higher power is either evil or has a definition of benevolence that we can't comprehend to the point that it may as well be evil

the whole trilemma of omnipotence, omniscience, and omnibenevolenece makes sense if you fold up that one leg, and it's the only one of the three that has any nudge room

>>35713477
>To not give back to the world by how much the world has given back to you is selfishness.

>assuming that you need religion to improve the world
>assuming the dark ages was caused by an atheist cabal to smear christianity

>>35713477
Religion is literally a form of mild epilepsy. It comes from excessive temporal lobe activity

>>35713391
So that you hid the pleasurable sides, not stabbing her fucking ovaries.

You fucking virgin.

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>>35713391
>mfw i have a 6x6 penis

Muh dick is 10" by 1", like a cheese wheel

>>35713370
*create fake chad tinder

>>35713370

If it helps you anon, I'm 6'4 and still a virgin at 18

>>35713562
Are you ugly and/or non-white?

>>35713363
why did she take off his shoes? is it one of those famous footfags i heard of

>>35713363
No shoes basically guarantees that you'll take a fatal crit

>>35713363
Dying warmed by school girls' titties, nice of her

As long as she stomp duwende we 100

>>35713357
Just pretend to be a doctor

i've been seeing this image for like 5 year, and i still don't know if she ever posted here or what, and why are you still making this post