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Sexbots can help you with a nice clean fetish, even though the feminists will go batshit.

Let us say that you were interested in a mom-incest fetish.

Just a fetish.

So you send the factory a couple of pictures of your Mom (fully clothed, of course - the factory will have to do some extrapolation).

Maybe give them a copy of a few of her voicemails.

2 months later you are in your own taboo fantasy world.

>hide the MotherBot from your true bio-Mother though when she comes over to visit

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>>35715656
das it
das it mayne

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Who wouldn't want a beautiful sex robot who happens to be cheerily multi-functional?

Frankly if scientists can get a good realistic sex robot to be the price of a car or thereabouts, then men will suddenly ignore biological pussy.

She cooks.

She cleans the toilets.

She recharges in a closet for a couple of hours while you are at work (battery tech is getting more and more amazing).

She will wash your car in your front yard, to the envy of all neighbor men.

All she wants to do is please you and then give you a relaxing massage (and only about half of the women I have ever dated could give a decent massage, or wanted to -- though they loved to get one).

Or a good hot bath where she washes your back and then hits all the fun spots with a glee indistinguishable from any other girlfriend you ever had. And better than most.

She can come programmed with audiobooks, too, for when you want to lay there in post-coital darkness and bliss and read a book.

AND SHE NEVER GETS TIRED!

But Feminists want Sexbots to be banned in the UK and the US.

>Canada, too, probably.

Sick as fuck, hoping I can sleep it off.

>>35715646
One day we'll rid ourselves of our caffeine addiction
*sips second cup of coffee*
Not today though

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>>35715646
I saw this possum last night and I can't stop thinking about how cute he was and how much I want one now

Should delete that test message if you want us to believe you. And nothing about that pic looks good.
Saged

>>35715521
immediately send dick

>>35715723
She messaged me while I was there to see if she had the right number

>>35715455
An inferiority complex.

>>35715455
Fuck yes especially when they're in uniform with their hair tied back in a bun. Fuck it gets me horny I have no idea why.

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I have a fetish for women in armor, especially that futuristic shit

>>35715430
When someone says that its basically an admission of stupidity and ideological immaturity.

A great poet once said
>...and it ain't even about the dough. It's about gettin' down for what you stand for, yo

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>I'm socially conservative, but I'm fiscally liberal

Me.

Im le drubk

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nico on niin ihana ja sopo tyty =)

>>35715850
Totta tuokin.

I'ts fucking gay OP

>>35715375
Post link to what you fapped to

>>35716571
https://xhamster.com/movies/4760254/trying_new_sex_toys.html
I should kill myself.

>>35715684
Sorry

>>35715358
I also have depression and really bad anxiety, a few years ago I was at the point where I alienated myself from everyone. Wouldnt leave my house hardly ever,barely left my room,almost lost my job. I decided fuck it and to try some meds because I had no life whatsoever. Had to switch meds a few times and also force myself to do a lot of shit I really hate doing like going to the store, talking to people...being at least the smallest bit social. It takes a long time and a lot of effort on your own part but you can get feeling better. Also I have the same problem with being tired all the time and not leaving my bed. I started taking *good* vitamins and drinking more water and that actually helps a lot.

I feel ya boy

>no skills
>no talents
>no qualifications
>no working experience
>no social experience
>autism
>basically 0% chance of getting a job or doing anything with my life

Sex and relationships are pretty fucking low on my list of concerns.

>>35715358
This is pretty much how I am too. I'm way too far gone to seriously give s shit about having any kind of relationship.

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>>35715347
>I'm thinking about joining my local Antifa.
epic xD

I wish /pol/fags would stop coming here, please

>>35715347
Prepare to be discriminated against because you're white. However, if you play along and aren't too beta (know to shut up and let the niggers speak, but aren't a bitch otherwise) , tons of radical leftist 'liberated' pussy for you.

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Anifa are fucking normalfags, don't fall for /leftypol/ lies.
They're recent bout of graffiti in my town was the slogan: Socialism, Solidarity and the Sesh. Utter normalfag bullshit.

Do it. Get some sex, get your confidence, start improving yourself, move on up.

I did it; you can too.

Sounds like a bad time for all parties involved.

>>35715292
>tfw she looks like me

time to die

>>35715108
>If her age is off the clock, she's ready for the cock
>old enough to bleed, old enough to breed
>old enough to cross the road, old enough to take the load

Remember these wise words.
Also post more pics, I want to fap as well.

>>35715108
got any more pics famalam?

>>35715108
Age is just a number retard, she looks like 3 years old then she really is. Perfectly fine to be attracted. The problem is actually acting on it, since she is not mature enough for that decision.

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can you r8 my teeth?

>>35715325
Pearly white. 10/10

Are you black, anon?

>>35715325
Not OP but aren't those Anthony Fantano's teeth?

I'd fuck her.


The tats bring out her already attractive facial features more.

>>35715102
her face looks plastic

is this a man?

>>35716315
about an inch of makeup

put her in her place anon, she has to know

just shower you fucking dicey neet

>>35715080
Just eat her out lmao

>>35715068
>girl

dickgirls in hentai arent traps, they are futas. traps are literally dudes in girls clothing. you can tell the difference because traps dont have tits

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>>35715310
>dickgirls in hentai arent traps, they are futas. traps are literally dudes in girls clothing. you can tell the difference because traps dont have tits
I know what I'm about son

>>35715349
yep, those are traps. everything checks out, except for

>>35715068
>im not gay

you kind of are senpai