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>tfw you realize you're the cocky friend of the protagonist who thinks he's the best but is actually number 2
Why didn't I realize it sooner
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Always knew this somehow, either that or the strong but not strong enough to beat the villain older guy
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>>35726127
>tfw you realise you're the weak comic relief character who tries to be strong but fails miserably
>tfw you realise they're going to kill you off for drama
better make sure my faggot friends collect the dragon balls
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>>35726127
>>35727644
so who's the protagonist
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I figured out what we're all missing fellas.
Seriously I have.
It's not height.
It's not muscles.
It's not money.
It's not related to looks at all.
It's how big you're social circle is...and most robots don't have a lot of friends.
It truly is a numbers game. But if you don't have a number of friends...you're fucked.
Even in the digital age where a gf is a swipe away, over 70% of couples meet through a friend or family member. Let that sink in.
Bad thing about it...once you lose you're social circle...it gets really hard to make a new one. Especially if you're old.
I know I'll probably be blasted, but I hope a young robot sees this and takes my advice. Go out. Make friends. Take up a hobby. Girls will come after this.
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>>35726119
in order to get friends you need to be able to function in social situations and not look like the majority or robots
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>>35726119
Holy fuck you're right. The girl I was seeing a few weeks ago seemed most interested in me when I was hanging out with friends.
I think it's because women want to see their man within a dominance hierarchy to be able to judge them. You're onto something OP.
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>>35726148
Yes on functioning. But really functioning just means talking. If you're hanging with a bunch of guys, you shouldn't have a problem talking...especially if it's doing a hobby.
Women will come along after that.
Looks are important, but only in a hygienic way.
As long as you brush your teeth, have a clean face, wash your hair, wear deodorant and not dress like an angsty teen you're ok
Would you feel better if you were a girl?
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>>35726102
>Ez twitch fame
>Can sell pics of body and used panties
>Can do nearly nothing and still make thousands
No fucking shit obviously I want to be a girl
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>>35726102
I would be really cute and wear sweatshirts that are too big so they go over my hands
And then when I play video games all the guys would laugh at all my jokes and nobody would ever shit talk me
Then I could find a cute gf and we could be cute together
yes i would
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>>35726397
Is there really a huge market for panty selling? Seems like it would be very saturated
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Are they /ourguys/?
>depressed
>drug problems
>don't associate with many people
>hate roastie whores
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>bones copycats
no thanks senpai
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yes
originaldesuu
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>>35726125
>BONES COPYCATS
Ok I'm a fan of both and your post has made me angory
I'm pretty sure $B started before Bones. At least their individual careers did. That is without a doubt.
If you honestly think you should be handed a gf/bf simply for existing then you are an idiot deluded by pop culture.
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but if i had a cute girlfriend i would treat her very nice and we would be best friends
whats wrong with that
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>>35726017
If you believe you life should just simply hand you one then you are a fool
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>>35726065
i don't think life should hand me one but it would be nice to have a head start!
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Post your fits or latest purchases. Ozweego Bunny's for me.
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I haven't bought clothes in 5 years.
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>>35725974
"/fa/ x /r9k/"
This isn't a fucking FTP x HUF collab, get the fuck out
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>>35726115
>huf
Are you in ninth grade?
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Uncle Anon, tell me about your life, why don't you have a wife? Is it true you're asexual like mom says?
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Because I'm no lesbian
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>>35725970
Why don't you spread them legs and find out for yourself?
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i am a *sapiosexual*
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1. You must be pissed at yourself for having porn addiction.
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You are not getting laid because you have porn addiction, due to your brain being more interested in staring at Plain Jane naked women on a screen (who look hotter than they are because of makeup and, well, NUDITY) than significantly attractive women around you IN REAL LIFE. Important parts of your brain that make you a human instead of a chimpanzee are disappearing as a result of your porn addiction. Your working memory is shot, your impulse control is nonexistent, and your desire to do anything of any real meaning with your life is indefinitely put on hold. If this makes you feel angry, frustrated, upset, or helpless, you can do something about it. If it doesn't... well, there goes any motivation to change. Enjoy your porn, I guess. But if it does, you've got the energy for it.
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What a babe.
I fap to get a nights rest so I can rise with the sunshine and drive to work.
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I actually only look at porn and masturbate once a week.
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>>35725958
>Your working memory is shot, your impulse control is nonexistent, and your desire to do anything of any real meaning with your life is indefinitely put on hold. If this makes you feel angry, frustrated, upset, or helpless
You will bate a lot of people with these symptoms. You could use the same exact set of symptoms and accuse someone of having chronic Lyme's disease
life would be so much easier if i was a chad
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>>35725937
You would fuck it up
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>>35725937
But even chads can't compete with tyrones
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Life would be so much easier if I was 2d
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who here /deformed/
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>>35725926
You got long ass arms dude.
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>>35725956
oh shit ur right I didn't notice
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>>35725926
M A R F A N
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NI am not spam, silly robot.
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Can you imagine a girl bending over and letting this guy get behind her?
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>>35725892
yes, women love supreme gentlemen
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>>35725892
It depends on the situation. For sure, not at one of those ape parties where they dry hump each others in the middle of a big crowd, but in the privacy in his bedroom, I can imagine there could've been some Asian/autistic girl willing to do it. Or maybe some Hunger Games fan.
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God I'd be too ugly by his standards but one can still daydream. I hope it's not to disrespectful to think of the Supreme Gentleman engaging in such lewd acts..
Draw yourself in MS paint (or wherever) and have other judge you
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>>35725876
Okoy.
Bump
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>>35726822
Uncanny.
originally so
Does Grimes use /r9k/?
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>>35725873
who?
tits or gtfo
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>>35725873
Grimeyyyyeeee <3
I'm wearing my Grimes hoodie rn in bed.
And my wallpaper on my new pc is Grimes.
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tee hee why are you losers talking about me? :3c
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Just bought junk food, weed, and brews. Recommend me comfy movies
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get friends u waste of sperm
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Star Wars rogue one. Bonus is the torrent was recently released
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>>35725847
big trouble in little china
its on netflix
v61
Some days, some nights
Some live, some die
In the way of the Samurai
Some fight, some bleed
Sun up to sun down
The sons of a battlecryA battlecry
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>>35725803
Whats your pattern again?
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>tfw you used to be happy
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>>35725803
a random song from champloo just came on on my YT playlist
well played anon