life would be so much easier if i was a chad

>>35725937
You would fuck it up

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>>35725937
But even chads can't compete with tyrones

Life would be so much easier if I was 2d

>>35725937
This dude is on roids. Real men don't roid. Gains should be worked for the natty way.

>>35726799
Why would that be true?

You aren't born a Chad... you become a Chad.

Do you think Chad's are just born with tight polo's that dont frizz in the wash, and don't lose their elasticity around the biceps after a few times flexing in the elevator whenever short dudes try and squeeze past you to meekly stand in the corner?

Fuck no, you have to buy polo, after polo, after polo, trying different brands over and over again until you finally stumble across the Club Room Slim Fit Estate Performance Polo's and buy up all of the unopened ones in Small on eBay so you can be Chad despite the fact the Polo's only experienced a limited run at Macy's before they were discontinued.

Being Chad takes fucking work Anon. You can't just don a polo and boat shoes. You have to put in the hours wearing them until you're so comfortable in them that people believe you actually go to sleep like that. But guess what, you don't sleep in your godamn polo, slacks, and colorful moccasins. You actually bought a godamn fitted collared satin pajama suit that you like to slide into every night after a long set crushing it at the gym.

Are you ready to ironically live that life and really commit to it for godamn 9 years until you've put in 10,000 hours as Chad? Are you ready to transcend Chad? In the way that only a robot could?

>>35725937
>All those moles
I wanna push him over the edge.

>>35726985
you can tell by looking at him that he is on roids