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>10 am
>Returning home from uni
>Highschool crush Sees me
>I don't get to see her often (maybe once or twice a year?)
>She used to sit next to me. Because of that we got to talk and she was nice to me
>"Hey anon!" She waves
>"Oh hey!"
>We start to talk as we walk out of the campus
>She's going back home like me
>We Walk togeter
>I decide to chad my way
>"Uhm... I-it's still early, W-why don't we take a coffie?"
>She smiles and nods with that nods that cracks my kokoro
>We walk to the cafe
>We both order something
>I offer me to pay, but she refuses
>I curse myself for overchadding

>We're now taking a coffie sat at a table
>We start to remember the "good old times"
>We start gossip around people in our ex highscool
>She was alot more popular than me, so she knew all the things
>Eventually the conversation slides to the topic of love
>I say something like "I'm pretty sure you had alot of guys interested in you back then"
>She blushes and my soul screams
>"Y-yeah, but I've refused them all. I didn't liked them"
>Strange but It underlines how perfect she is
>I sperg out for a second and I let something like "Well, sucks to be those guys... But at least they tried.
>She looks at me for a moment
>"You liked me anon?"
>Kill me
>I Blush, and after some seconds I manage to say something like "Y-yeah, but it's normal... L-like... You were the only girl who treated me as a human being... And... I mean, who didn't... Everybody had a crush on you"
>She nods and sits there silent for a while
>I want to die
>I'm blushing so hard.
>"I liked you too anon."
>FUCK
>We stay in this akward silent for a little bit.
>"Is it too late, isn't it?"
>She looks at me: "It's too late only if you want too..."
>Holy hell.
>"I like you... I like you alot."
>We get a little bit closer one to the other.
>We Lean forward
>We kiss.
>I'm so happy. I finally did it...
>and then, I wake up

Does this happens to you too robots?
Share your dreemtexts.

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>He has a collection of images and pastas that are flawed or in some way obviously wrong.
>He posts them when he makes threads.
>He responds with feigned innocence to corrections, or when people point out the flaws.

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I just want to play these PS4 games I don't want to go to work

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Any of you guys on spring break?
>tfw thought I'd use this time to do stuff I want like catch up on anime/manga, play vidya, draw, read, write, etc
>instead my depression got 100x stronger and I literally can't do anything at all
I think maybe I'm too busy procrastinating during the school year so I don't have time to realize how shit everything is but once I get some time off I start reflecting on everything and then I get really depressed.

How's you're break going anons?

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Were you that kid?

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Manlet here. Does this tshirt look big on me?

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any interest in this subject on /r9k/?

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GOD TlER
>bisexual male

HIGH TIER
>homosexual male
>bisexual female

MEH TIER
>heterosexual female
>homosexual female

SHIT TIER
>heterosexual male

KILL YOURSELF TIER
>asexual female
>asexual male

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Has anyone here gotten laid off one of those "sign up and fuck/local sluts in your area" websites? or are they all just bullshit, asking for a friend.

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>11 PM
>still awake

How's it hanging, /robots/?

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Odin was the centerpiece of my dream. It seemed to have taken place in a mix of our current reality and a haunted graveyard/hill sort of setting. Odin's face was contorted in a horrifying way, and there were large fangs protruding from his nostrils. He looked like a grim reaper. Following him was a horde of dead people.

He passed through me as if I wasn't even there. When I woke up, I thought about the fact that he might have looked like that because Norse paganism has largely died out, and isn't worshiped anymore. A dying, forgotten God he's become.

One interesting thing to note is that my dreams always seem to have really cool "setpieces" if you will, fantastical lands or structures in them. I don't have dreams very often.

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Guys, I need your help.

>meet chick online
>she offers sex for money, I figure let's see
>send her money
>stands me up
>threatens to call cops
>tell her I have her details
>now she wants to give me my money back

Ok, how do I get the money back anonymously?

If we do it through paypal, won't there be a paper trail?
If we meet up physically, then she might bring someone...

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Come hang out in my stream, I'm bored hehe
twitch tv osmurr

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Fembots, what type of porn do you like? I imagine most of you like lesbian stuff but I know a few of you like hardcore shit like bukkakes interracial gangbangs

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Is this the peak of classic literature?