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>>35863647
Nick Minaj's Anaconda

Truly the masterpiece of the century.

Ahhhhh, to go back to the days of REAL music!

Today's stuff just don't got the same soul

>>35863647
early 00s stalgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-VzRg4YF6Q

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>>35863647
That was pure cringe, but hey, I'm not ashamed...

>>35863642
Pix please.

desu, BDD is probably just more so about self-perception rather than actually ugliness.

I mean, ugly peeps exist who don't think they are ugly.

Maybe you should do an ugliness survey. IDK.

>>35863642
is that a fancy name for ugly to not offend ugly people from being called ugly?

>therapists thought i had BDD
No, I'm just a gross, scrawny, flabby skinnyfat. I don't know how they didn't understand

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Here is an example. It says "House of Memories".

>>35863580
Can you write
Heil Hitler
?

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>>35863812
I certainly can, anon.

i didnt even know that you could return them just because you didnt like it.

how long have you even had them?
headphones take awhile to 'settle' into their shape and produce the sound they're meant to.
I always buy expensive headphones and now I'm going deaf. what headphones any ways?

>>35863567
>not buying stuff online
You deserved it

>Everyone has the potential to be attractive
>except those who don't

useless fucking thread, delete this shit and then delete your life

>>35863549
What's your deformity anon?

are you like the elephant man

Another uncomfortable truth:

every cute girl you have ever seen has taken a big smelly shit nearly every day since you saw her. And she farts multiple times each day, probably while you were in the same area as her at least once.

Twilight Fan

>>35863489
she likes psychotic bloodlust prettyboys, who use you and toss you away

and you'll leech off any men you get because you have a neck tat and cant get a job

I would assume she is a dumb cunt with poor decision making skills who will never amount to more than maybe a shift leader at McDonalds.

And I would be right.

>>35863478
Very Bad, atleast take like an hour walk each day or more smaller walks during the day

>>35863478

>how bad is it

very

>>35863478
Did humans evolve to sit down all day? No, so what does that tell you

>>35863307
cont.
>2 years later her grandfather dies. turns out he was rich as hell and left everything to her. there was a large lump sum as well as a trust fund that pays her $5k every month
>no more money problems
>I apply to get out of the military early. Obama was making cuts at the time and its actually approved. I get honorably discharged with just enough time served to get my full gi bill
>suddenly I'm unemployed with plenty of money
>I was a lazy piece of shit for about 8 months before I finally apply to go back to school
>enroll in online program
>continue to sit at home all day browsing dank memes and playing vidya
>its now
>barely passing classes despite not having shit else to do. still have another year to go before I get my (worthless) degree
>haven't been employed for 2 years. Terrible resume overall, and no references
>closing in on NEET status

I can tell my wife is barely attracted to me anymore. She never mentions the money and I try to spend as little as possible, but every conversation is tainted with this underlying feeling that I'm a beta and she deserves much better now. That she shouldn't have to provide for someone who doesn't have shit going for them. I used to have a ton of close friends but none of them live near me anymore and I'm too ashamed of the state of my life to reach out to people. My wife has a group of friends who she goes out with all the time, most of whom I've never met. I'm 80% sure she is cheating on me, but I can't be mad at her. I definitely would if I were her, and besides I don't have to feel as guilty and can be even more robot-like with the house to myself.

How many times have you smelled her shit in the bathroom after she takes a dump? Does it turn you off, or on?

ok since you are a former chad, I guess your mind is not yet poisoned with the edgy bullshit that goes on around here. And since you're a military man, you know you can try and make changes. Venting out is very helpful and this thread might be useful to you. But try not to sink into robot mentality. You can still salvage everything. And don't beat yourself too much about the neet status etc. You can always start low and work your way up. You can absolutely make it. Don't even think of giving up. This is only a minor hiccup.
Also, another tip. Don't try to tackle the problem head on and solve every little issue at once. You will feel swamped and disheartened pretty soon. Try small steps. Tackle it piece by piece. It might take longer but the chances of success increase exponentially.

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>>35863252
If this fucking spaz I went to highschool with can do it im sure you can.

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>>35863252
>lives in Chicago

Well no fuck. The only thing it takes to get laid is not be born in a rural area

Reeeee fuck upstate ny I wanna go to the city

>>35863277
>>35863252
you can be the biggest autist ever as long as you are good looking women don't care

How many milligrams do you usually take OP? I take around 400-500 and I can't even talk. It's so fucking weird. And if anything I feel waaay lighter. Not a super 'fun' experience, but definitely worth trying.

>>35863284
I took upwards of 600 mg and went completely off the wall. Thought there were Chinese centipedes all over my room and tried trapping them with my cardboard boxes, also heard screams and my dad calling my name even though he is dead.

>>35863309
Jesus Christ OP. That's pretty heavy. How often do you dose on DPH?

>>35863152
Fuck off faggot, ugly parents are not a problem, retarded parents are. If the only crime your dad has committed is being 'ugly' (but still not so ugly he was a virgin faggot like you) then you need to stop being a whiny bitch.

Go lift, wear good clothes, shave your damn head if it bothers you so much. I have seen enough pakis and niggers with receding hairlines who pull bitches to accept that shite excuse.

>tfw your dad's hair has just started graying at 65 and he still has all of it
>tfw good genes but you're still clueless about dating

>>35863152
>tfw Your personality is matching your father

I got it worse desu. Fathered by extreme beta impotent-rage entitled moral faggot. And i am literally becoming him.

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But I already accepted it and it only brings me more apathy.

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>>35863271
Accepting it doesn't stop you feeling it, it only mitigates the chaos in your life that will cause unnecessary suffering. Necessary suffering will always exist.

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>>35863330
I know but I'm not so much actively suffering as I am not really caring. It has helped me to confront my depression but not to a viable extent.

>250 word essay
>due tomorrow

wat do?

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>26 letter word essay on the alphabet due in 730 days

>>35863119
So R E L A T A B L E

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>10:44am
>woke up yesterday at 6pm
>spent all night grinding my relic and drawing

its going p alright still hate existing though

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It's midnight now but I usually get up around 11 because I need to eat at 12. Fucking fixed dinner times are the worst. Oh well, it's pizza wednesday.

>>35863057

Its bedtime Anon, midnight wake-up time masterrace

aylesbury forever

>>35863034
How you lads gonna celebrate The Triggering?

Southerners OUT