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Come ride the bus with me /r9k/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izHzSfuxcaI
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>>36060359
I want my face between her thighs and that black guy redeemed this whole video with his natural swagger.
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>>36060359
she's such a qt
originallo
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>>36060359
I smile a little bit, is this a common thing in high schools? They seem so happy.
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So women like a textured penis?
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>>36060335
>this again
oh wow its so weird
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>>36060335
that's not textured
that's degenerative skin disease
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>>36060335
jesus fuck anon get a god damn blood test
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>HeIIo Anon
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YES YES YES PLEASE CHOP MY HEAD OFF PLEAS I WANT OUT
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>Hello Paul
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I love you
please end me
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Hehe h-hey bro. That party last weekend was fucking awesome. Alex was wasted out of this wooooorld yoo... haha
Mhm yeah, I went home with Sarah, it was kinda awkward since you know she had that thing where she and Stacey were both really into me during junior year of high school but it was a super passionate fuck. That girl is naasty. Yeah, hah. Oh Liz was all over you? Jeez, these hoes be thirsty
A-anyways, I got football practice coming up, and I'm meeting some Tinder chick tonight after having dinner with the old man. Teenage years bro, time of my fucking life, wish it would last forever. Can you imagine missing out on this?
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>>36060285
Sound like my roommates.
I ended up subletting from these 3 normies who throw huge parties. I was expecting it to be a time where I could finally make it brahs, but I ended up drinking too much at the start and blacking out before I could even do anything.
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>>36060317
Feelsbadman.jpg I played WoW throughout my teenage years, didn't get laid/get GF until I was almost 20...
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>>36060317
lmfao you idiot. How did you fuck that up? You can feel how drunk you are.
>>36060637
I got laid at 17 or 18 by a gymnast who raided in WoW with me. Took her virginity
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This is a question for femanons (if there actually are any).
Is it creepy when you first meet a guy and he tells you that you smell nice? Like, you give him a hug and he comments on it. Does it matter how he says this or is the comment itself inherently creepy? And yeah, I know 10/10 chads can get away with it, but can robots?
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>>36060242
lrn 2 pheromones
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>>36060242
>nasally snort
You smell nice. It helps that I used nose spray earlier, to clear up my bad sinuses, and also you put a lot of that on.
Smells pungent. Can you use that word to mean something good smelling?
Anyway, shall we be on our way? I was thinking two number 4's from Wendy's.
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>>36060242
very curious as well. I think I could get away with it I just need to figure out what exactly to say
I've seen recently women wearing these. What EXACTLY do they mean by this?
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>>36060130
it's gifted to adept whores who have leveled their dick sucking skills to over 100
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"im a total vapid whore with a black belt in sucking dick"
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Why do you make this thread ALL the fucking time?
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Can someone PLEASE just jerk my cock off?
It's throbbing and I need relief!
Just tug my pud so I can make cummies!
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>>36060078
Just jack off weird frog poster
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this post would have been hot if you posted an anime girl but instead you posted a dumb frog
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>>36060104
I AM JACKING OFF BUT YOU NEED TO MAKE ME CUM ANON
HELP M,E CUM
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Does anybody else here have a disease or genetic disorder?
I had a strange two week sickness the first month of my senior year of High school and went to the doctor. I had severe dizzyness, soreness, weakness and tiredness that wouldn't go away. They couldn't find anything wrong with me and I just health with it in untill november and started having horrible joint pain and strange headaches that felt like tingling ice in the back of my head. I went to the doctor and the sent me to a specialist and determined I had ehlers danlos syndrome. In June of the following year the doctors did bloodwork and discovered I also had lyme disease. I was given medicine for it but it didn't work. Now almost three years later all my joints hurt and crack daily, I have horrible memory problems, the icu head aches, unstable blood pressure and the tingling feeling in my left cheek and muscles. I may have been able to live a normal life with just ehlers danlos syndrome but the lyme infection has destroyed any hope for that. I'm 21 and probably will live 10 more years, maybe 15 at the most. I would end it now before I get worse since I have no contact with family at all but I have one person in my life now that it would destroy if I did it. I just want to go to sleep.
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>>36060045
that sounds pretty shitty anon.
i hope you can make the best of whatever time you have left, that's what everyone else is doing.
life is a cruel joke anyway, your's is just crueler than most.obligatory: if you kill yourself plz send me ur monies first
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>>36060407
I'm honestly trying to shake the severe depression that I've developed over this but it's so difficult. I can't even take an effective anti depressant to help because my liver and kidney are being weakened by this shit. If this place isn't dead by the time I'm nearing the end then I'll give away my shit on here.
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>>36060583
lean on the one person you have that cares about you.
i'm sure they're more than willing to help you in any way they possibly can.
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ITT: Things redditors believe
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>the multiverse is real
>Elon Musk will save the world
>quoting things is really funny
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>they are smart
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>>36060017
dumb frogposter can't get out of his universe via failed suicide
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>>36060017
>there are people who believe Elon Cucks is doing good rather than damage
re
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I wonder if any one else has had this same thought before
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holy shit
I wonder what the probability of some on thinking the same thoughts are.
4 different experiments please.
1 where two people hang out every day and do alot of things together
2two people living in the same town
3people that live on completely different continents
4the small probability of life on other planets
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>>36059987
can some one get this one Vsauce? like holy shit
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>>36060188
my fucking mind
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Why are you using Apple products?
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guess money don't cure pancreatic cancer
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>>36060172
money don't cure retardation*
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Can't understand why the fuck people use apple products.
Perfect description of an average Apple user: My 11 year old sister using her airbook and iphone to skype her retarded friends, play Roblox, scroll through facebook and use musical.ly. She constantly asserts that her tech is better than mine because "It's an Apple product", this is the average normal fag. You will never win the argument no matter how logically sound you are. You are dealing with people who are too fucking stupid. You might aswell try to argue with a fish in a bowl.
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>one chance at life
>born jewish
>poor
>literally work at a gas station
What did Yahweh mean by this?
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>>36059882
you're not one of the chose people obviously, renounce your god
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>>36059882
Maybe try Christianity?
Jesus was Jew.
He was pretty based, too.
Saved my soul and everything.
I only trust Christian Jews like Brother Nathanael
https://youtu.be/fGTp1Q162Gw
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44% of all Jews are in "The 1%" but you had to be the one poor Jew on Earth
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Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Fillon 2017 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Friday at work. I have no pictures yet.
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I do admire your dedication to this, however I liked the Philippiana gf guy more. Anyone know what happened to him?
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>>36059879
What the fuck? How does she work at your company and says she doesnt need to use her name? Either uses her name to masturbate in camwhore sites or doesnt want you to know. Stay away
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>>36059898
Since finding out he took multiple girls' virginity I'm glad that Chad fucked off.
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Wow. I finally know what it feels like to be comfortable with death. I feel at peace for once in my life.
I'm gonna put a bullet in my brain in about 30 minutes. There will be no livestream or theatrics or murders involved. I just wanted to say thanks for being there when no one else was. Bye robots.
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>>36059853
i know life is hard but pls don't kill yourself, op
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Dont do it bro, at least take some molly or something
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>>36059853
i respect that OP.
wish i had the balls.
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I just finished two anime and my deepest sadness came to light. This world lacks adventure. Everything has already been discovered on our planet. Magic doesn't exist. Weapons of skill that people practiced with for years mean nothing when guns exist. We wake up, live, and sleep only to repeat. We have no grand quest to embark on. I'm just sad that I'll never get to embark on a journey, make friends along the way, and become a hero.
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the quest exists, you're just incapable of finding it
sorry bro, you're a side character is someone else's story
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OP we are on the same wavelength because I've thought this exact thing. It's sad.
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welcome to reality i wouldnt set your standards in fiction