Would you kiss May's feet?
Or maybe these feet?
orig
Tough crowd
oruig
I'd do anything she told me to do to her feet without question
Why the fuck do I enjoy cloveress to any other ASMRist
like I have no idea why because she knows its a massive joke, and acts like a bitch half the time
but still I prefer watching her stuff to anything else
heres a vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKQ94Ehx-oM
also been watching Latte ASMR and FreshBlush ASMR
pretty gud
>asmr
nobody asked you for this
please keep what you think is a present, to yourself spergiepie
PPOMO = best
>>36229093
I like dana
i'm taking 2000mg of Dramamine and a liter of vodka and I hope I won't wake up tomorrow
wish me luck guys
>>36229091
Or, and just hear me out on this one,
Seek professional help?
>>36229091
You could at least OD on something that will bring you great pleasure like heroin
>>36229091
>>36229110
PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF BIG BOOTY TRANNIES OP DONT DO IT!!
i stopped coming here and my life has improved dramatically. Since I got my life into hear I've gotten into a top tier college for engineering, got a qt 3.14 gf and have much more meaningful relationships with the people around me. A year ago I was a depreessed video game addicted shut in.
Here are some of the things I changed:
>stopped coming to /r9k/
>started lifting
>got into a better study routine
>talk to pretty much everyone I see
>quit video games cold turkey
>quit fapping and porn cold turkey
>started reading philosophy
I want to help you guys out so ask me anything about how I made these changes or anything else.
>>36229062
How easy was it for you to get off r9k because I've tried like 3 times now and I always come back and I fucking now its degenerating my mindset
>>36229062
>supposedly leaves /r9k/
>gets better
>comes back
You are in mortal danger. Robots do not want to be helped. They will only drag you back down.
Leave before it's too late.
>>36229118
It was pretty difficult and it honestly took me a couple tries. I mostly browsed on my phone so I restricted access to the Internet browser. I started filling the time I spent on here with other things and I forgot about this place.
>>36229149
Some of them do want help as I was once one. I don't think I'll ever go back honestly, I've sorted my self out fairly well.
How much money do I need to make to get a GF like this?
>>36229009
She's a pornstar op how much do they pay her on set and if a girls with you for money she's literally a whore and you will never have love
Several million.
I make nearly six figures and can't even get a 5/10 gf.
>>36229009
she looks like a mongoloid
Hey bots, what are you drinking tonight?
>you will never fuck female samson
why even lib
>>36229022
No real reason without these 100% kosher jugs desu
>>36228987
Tee hee, silly boys ;)
Iriishinally ofncourse
How can I go on a date with a trap? I don't know how to get a trap gf. I'm very soft-hearted and would like to spoil a trap with love. I'm still not entirely into dicks yet so it'd probably be a while before we have sexy times
>>36228972
>How can I go on a date with a trap? I don't know how to get a trap gf. I'm very soft-hearted and would like to spoil a trap with love. I'm still not entirely into dicks yet so it'd probably be a while before we have sexy times
If you want my advice, finding a feminine boy who is willing to become a trap and crafting them into your own Make a Trap is probably easier than finding a trap
there's tons of cute boys who would be willing to transition if someone helped them, you should make it as easy as possible for some boy to be the girl they want to be
go to skid row
go to cosplay anime club
you need to chase Jesus
Last one was pretty funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqTpVzkwrFA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26RqQNHZNI
bumping with a new video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3EUn2ncRQo
>>36229016
I think we're done
/thread
>be me (black 6'3 250 pounds)
>chill at friends house
>friends sister bad af wearing no pants and a windbreaker
>go upstairs to charge phone in her room so i can dip
>Chill on her bed for a bit and stretch
>ask to eat her pussy
>she runs out screaming and crying without me even touching her
>go upstairs to the roof to smoke a blunt
>10 mins later 3 white bois in hoodies and ski mask with sticks pull up
>stop them on my wassup shit
>get kicked outta the house
>call friend again 2 months later
>she hates me and scoffs my life
>Tl dr when keeping it real goes wrong
>>36228927
kill yourself nigger no one wants you in this world
>>36228927
>go to friends house
>try to fuck his sister
what did you think would happen
>>36229251
It's a racebait thread by a white guy obviously, do you seriously think that happened?
so I'm going on a date next week with a tranny that's a woman turning into a man. We met online and have been talking for about a month now. Should I treat her like a woman or a man? For example should I do things like hold the door open for her and pay for dinner or just treat her like I normally would treat a guy and split the check?
>>36228910
bumping for some help. should i treat her like a man or a woman?
nobody's ever dated a tranny before?
bumpping for some help brobots! i really dont want to screw this up because this might be my only chance to get some pussy before i start getting pegged by her post op dick
What're you having for dinner tonight robots? For me it's the McChicken!
>>36228862
>For me it's the McChicken!
work on your style, you need a comma and no exclamation point
>For me, it's the McChicken.
>>36228862
Wasn't there a spicy one for a little while? I miss it.
>>36228862
>tfw eating ramen and canned sardines for dinner for the fourth day in a row
>tfw no oceanographer bf
>tfw no bf who makes me wetter than an ocean
>>36228818
Wtf is an oceanographer? Is that one of those meme jobs where you end up unemployed after your job gets nixed?
>tfw no bf to travel the ocean with me
Does anybody else here fucking love these types of women?
lykEE OH MY GOSH WHO LOVE /CARA/ WHO CARA
BARBARA WAIFUUUU v^_^v
>starts androgynous thread with long haired cave woman
D R O P P E D
>>36228834
There are different types of tomboys you idiot.
Have you seen the latest CWC interview?
https://youtu.be/hOsOwKjlARI
>>36228747
>chris chan in high definition
>>36228747
god hes so fucking depressing
>>36228747
Interview is cringe, not because of Chris, but it's obvious the person doing the Interview is doing it for the sole purpose of publicly shaming Chris for Reddit upvotes.
how about these people put effort into hunting down criminals instead of harassing someone who is mentally ill and had a bad upbringing?
>19 years old
>High school dropout
>Worked at McDonald's, Walmart, and a fishing company out of Dutch harbor
>No real skills outside of handyman work and physical labor
>Unemployed
>Have bench warrants for unpaid tickets
>Can't pay them off, dead broke
>Put applications and resumes in everywhere
>Never hear anything back
Should I just kill myself? Would it do any good to turn myself in for the bench warrants being that I have no money to give the court?
I don't where to go from here or how to lift myself out of this hole.
I'm 19 too bro and I'm 3,000 dollars in debt. I can't pay it off either. Let's both make it through these struggles
>>36228626
$3000 is doable, since I paid off $1500 in less then a year. You have to work full time and be agressive in paying it off. So $3000/12 = $250 a month. You can pay $250 and save $250 every month and in one year be debt free and have $3000 saved up. It'll be a bit more complicated if there's interest, but you get the gist hopefully.
Instead of killing yourself, try living innawoods.