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>be me
>turned 29 years old today
>khv
>never had gf
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Happy birthday, one year and you'll receive letter of wizardhood.
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>>37663343
Thanks, while I am at it, I like Prison School.
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>>37663388
>I like Prison Schoo
Are you an ass or boobs person?
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See the nineclub mike carrol this morning. Any skaters here. I know normie get out but im old and shred every day. Get looks from neighbors and random niggas. NEET btw
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Op here cmon guys theres no one here that skates?
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>Be American
>Don't get shot
Someone stop me!
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>>37663259
>be swedish
>wifes boyfriend lets me sleep with her
>i don't
/mischief/
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It happened. Until last week I was a 27 years old kissless virgin. Last night I hired a prostitute and now I'm just kissless. I feels really weird to know I had sex before I even had a first kiss. Anyone else has this experience?
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she didn't kiss you?
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>>37663854
I didn't want to kiss her in her mouth. She probably has a lot of clients, so I didn't take a chance to get sick. So no kisses in the mouth, no licking her vagina and condom all the time.
>women and their problems
go redpill, anons
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>it's a no one ever answers your applications episode
Why even bother trying? I am trash that will never achieve anything in this society.
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>see job that would be a really good fit
>application says to fill out packet at a broken link
>cant fill out the packet or get the job
>need a job in a month or I'll be homeless and this is the shit I have to deal with
>even if I could fill it out and their link worked, they wouldn't call me back.
im sorry op, life is terrible
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>>37663249
seriously though, wtf am I supposed to do in this situation? They posted the job with clear instructions, but they aren't instructions I can actually follow because they are idiots and can't be bothered to make sure that the link works.
Am I supposed to dig through their website and find their human resources department and contact them that way?
Then I sound like an idiot, because I'm like "Hey, this link doesn't work for me" and they think I'm too stupid to click a link and follow instructions and decide never to hire me right then and there.
I fucking hate this shit. You have to jump through so many stupid hoops just to get a damn job. (like filling out your resume in forums on their website and the they ask you to just upload the same resume on the next page)
fuckk this normie shit. fuck working, fuck life, fuck everything REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37663189
Learn GMC
Not the truck, but the printing software
I've been headhunted 20+ times because of my exp.
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>tfw no barrator bf
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Well, I guess I am what you would call a barrator. Why don't you post, umm, let's say your hair, and maybe we hit it off.
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since many of us are suicidal, what are you guys doing right now?
How do we spend our last bit of time on earth before reality catches up to us and forces our hand?
anime? Manga? literature? movies? drugs? alcohol?
what are you doing?
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Listening to music and wallowing. Trying to work up the motivation/energy to play video games.
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>>37663290
I wouldn't bother with games at this point, it's hard to focus.
I guess we're doomed to shitpost till the bitter end.
I read akira finally and it set my heart in a better place, more at peace.
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>want to stimulate my prostate
>need to fast for a day so i have empty gutts and perform an enema
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I've been on normie book long enough now to have seen a person start dating someone new....to the finale of their wedding this weekend.
So in the couple of years I have been on there I've seen numerous relationships begin. But this one did the full circle of ending in a marriage and probably family.
In that time, nothing in my life has changed. Not one date or relationship.
Is there a worse feel /r9k/?
I'm seriously debating coming a hermit, whats the point of living when no one wants or cares for you?
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Marriage doesn't make a relationship full circle, divorce does.
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>>37663057
Touche
But it still hurts to see all these people moving along together while I remained still alone.
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The Funny Adventures of Winnie-The-Pooh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tya7wAERU60
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Would you ...for... dollar?
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Ask the person under you if he/she will (...) for (...)$ ?
Would you clean my room for $20 ?
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>he uses a normiephone
>he calls himself a robot
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these are robot phones https://www.banggood.com/Wholesale-Mini-Card-Phones-c-4541.html
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>>37662862
>he breathes air
>he calls himself a nuclear code
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Got an LG K10 recently.
The camera is mediocre by name-brand standards but the ease of use and custom-options is noticeably better. Cost me under 300.
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Let's just say--and this is a hypothetical, here--that you're going to have sex with the hamburger helper mascot. The glove. Does sex with the Hamburger Helper Glove look like a ghost glove giving a man a handie, or do you help yourself to the bottom of the glove and make burger with the inside of it?
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>>37662861
I'd fuck him in the mouth
Handjobs are for 13 year olds and cucks.
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Why does it have 4 fingers when I assume you're supposed to wear the glove to help cook hamburgers??
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>>37663464
Tell me about the Hamburger Helper, why does he wear the glove?
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Anyone else think this board is a great probe into the human mind?
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>>37662795
Fucking oath, mate.
You should try it on acid. Good fun.
We bought the ticket, might as well enjoy the ride.
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>>37662829
The fuck?--