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>where are we eating tonight, anon?
>Heart Attack grill again?
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>>37728992
>she eats free every time
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>>37728992
she truly was
a heart attack grill
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bitch, we're going to the damn salad bar and the gym. fucking hell.

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Every robot deserves to read this.

Even if you don't care about manga in general, give it a shit.
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But he literally has fucking sex with Aiko in the end, and he has people that care about him.
Felt closer to his uncle tbqh.
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Went to shit after the childhood arc, but the art is good.

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>Have job interview for a fluffer
>Want 20 years experience with soft hands
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I got the job :)

See you later, losers!
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yeah, good luck. soon you will be back here again.
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>>37728857
I got no money for the tip :)

See you later, loser!

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When was the last time you FUCKed a girl?

Forgave
Understood
Compassionate
Kind
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>on antidepressants
>need way longer to cum
>have gf now
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fucking cheater
its not fair
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>>37728803
Take her to pound town
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>>37728803
higgus is that you?

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give me reasons to leave the house lads

going to the grocery store didint grant me a gf
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>>37728750
Getting to work to earn shekels.
Excersing your muscles so you don't get diabeetus.
Apart from that there is no reason if you don't like places with culture and stuff.
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I just ate pizza anon
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>>37728750
the only reason would be to go for a walk so that you can continue to digest your food properly.

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There's no worse feeling than orbiting a fembot and having her ghost you. Being so unloveable that even amongst robots you're not wanted by others. To mean nothing to the person who means the most to you. To be so unappealing a human that anybody else is more appealing.

I wonder what it's like to be desired.
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Share your fembot orbiting horror stories please
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Nobody else has been crushed by fembots they were orbiting?
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>>37729029
I'm not that pathetic, sorry.

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>tfw no dateless bf
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>tfw i cant forget that qt girl who was nice with me two weeks ago
i will never see her again
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Edward Snowden's teenage life as an anime nerd

> Not much is known about Edward Snowden, the man who exposed the NSA's Internet surveillance program, PRISM. But on Wednesday, the former Booz Allen Hamilton employee and CIA contractor's former life as an employee of a Japanese anime company was uncovered.

>In 2002, the then-18-year-old Snowden worked as web editor for Ryuhana Press, a startup company that sold anime art. In his profile for the company, he notes that he's a fan of Japanese culture, martial arts, guns, girls, and his "girlish figure that attracts girls."

>He also talks extensively about his trip to Otakon, an annual fan convention held in Baltimore, Md.

>"I had a blast at Otakon, after rubbing anti-inflammatory on my bottom to remove the swelling the prices for admission and parking gave me," he jokes.
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lol anon why do you waste your time playing those stupid games? try playing the game called real life

well I've gotta go catch up on my shows. i'm terribly behind on the latest season of house of cards and silicon valley. not to mention a new episode of better call saul tonight!
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>tfw deep down you want to create and make that your living but you know you don't have the talent so you just join the military
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>want to ask a girl out at work
>meet with her 3 times at the corridor
>for some reason body enters to fear mode and I can't even move

what is the point of living
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Buy her a rose gold watch. No money no honey, lulz
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Don't ask out a girl at work. I did. Eight years later and I haven't talked to another girl outside of a professional capacity and jerk off 100% to anime. Unless that sounds like a good outcome, then definitely ask her out
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>>37728594
but she is so cute anon and I won't see her now because my contract runs out in 1 month

If your life was an edgy anime what would the OP and ED be?
ED:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bqo-6xAUQo
I'm still thinking of an OP but I would have this edgy piece of nightcore as my ED.
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>>37728530
Op: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Au9S5Z-gHLI
Ed: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jB84LL-Z8TU
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>>37728530
Let me guess your anime life is about an edgy teen? Who ends up killing him/herself? Not gonna lie sounds like a good anime, haven't seen an anime like it but does anyone know of one?
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>>37728863
A Silent Voice, however they cram the whole 7 volumes into a single movie so you will have no fucking clue what is going on. Manga is pretty greato, read that instead. If manga is okay, there is also Onani Master Kurosawa, a.k.a. Fap Note.

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