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>How'd you get that way?
Barely ate as a child. Got full quickly. Always had meal leftovers because of it. Every time I put my food in the fridge someone would eat it. So I started eating all of my food at once - even if it made my stomach hurt. Never gained any weight because I played a lot of sports. Family tells me that I'm fat and need to lose weight. Became depressed because my parents beat the shit out of me on a daily basis and told the world that I'm a lazy retard. Stopped playing sports. Stopped leaving the house. Started hording junkfood in my room and sneaking food out of the fridge at night once everyone fell asleep. Parents lock the fridge and cabinets in retaliation. Started walking down the street to the mcdonald's or 7/11 to buy as much food as I could afford. Rapidly gained a lot of weight. Keep eating because I'm already a fat sack of shit so fuck it. And that's how I came to weigh 317 lbs.

>>37786472
I'll pass, gayman.

Halo: Combat Evolved is a 2001 military science fiction first-person shooter video game developed by Bungie and published by Microsoft Game Studios. The first game of the Halo franchise, it was released as a launch title for the Xbox gaming system on November 15, 2001,[2] and is considered the platform's "killer app".[7] More than five million copies were sold worldwide by November 2005.[8] Microsoft released versions of the game for Microsoft Windows and Mac OS X in 2003, and the surrounding storyline was adapted and elaborated into a series of novels, comic books, and live-action web series. The game was later released as a downloadable Xbox Original for the Xbox 360. A high-definition remake, Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary, was released for Xbox 360 on the 10th anniversary of the original game's launch, and was rereleased as part of Halo: The Master Chief Collection on November 11, 2014, for the Xbox One.[9]

Halo is set in the twenty-sixth century, with the player assuming the role of the Master Chief, a cybernetically enhanced supersoldier. The player is accompanied by Cortana, an artificial intelligence who occupies the Master Chief's neural interface. Players battle various aliens as they attempt to uncover the secrets of the eponymous Halo, a ring-shaped artificial world. The game has been commended for elements such as its story, the variety of strategies players can employ, and its multiplayer mode;[10][11][12] however, the repetitive nature of its level design was criticized by some reviewers.[10][13]

Halo has been praised as one of the greatest video games of all time,[14][15] and was ranked by IGN as the fourth-best first-person shooter made.[16] The game's popularity has led to labels such as "Halo clone" and "Halo killer", applied respectively to games either similar to or anticipated to be better than it.[17][18][19] In
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Jokes on you, I'm not a virgin. Get mad normalfag cuck

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>help dad!
>help dad!
>i'm stuck!

>>37786462
this post gave me the chills

>>37786390
All the "failed normies" here are normalfags that just got dumped.

I'm on R9K, which means I'm contemplating suicide, just like every other Saturday.

LIKE A BAT OUT OF HELL

I like to live vicariously through eating meatloaf

's dick

>>37786424
Meat Loaf likes girls, anon.

>>37786517
And?


Originalioshosmalio

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OREEEEOREEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEEOREEEEOREEEEEEeeeeeeeee

>i went 2 weeks without sex!

>>37786149
>paying women on fiverr for videos/artwork
>not paying them to play vidya and voice cbat with you
ishygddt

theyre trying to show you what happen to the bosses who dont sing they tune along
so you will be the obedience slavedriver with no peeps of objection in due time

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It's weird, it happened to my last two jobs. Long time managers who gets canned within 6 months of me working there

>>37786025
Remember that his weakness is orgys and slingshots

Kms cause spooky clown

>>37786041
>Remember that his weakness is orgys and slingshots
Never read the book. Please explain.

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I like days where I don't say even one word and can go about my business alone

School days like this are particularly comfy. Going to interesting lectures where all I have to do is listen and take notes, then get home and eat nice food by myself. Maybe go out late at night too when the uni is pretty empty

>>37785967
yes. try out /r/incels. i think you will find a sense of belonging there