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My life in a nutshell
>20 winters
>no habilities, no experiences, only useless knowledgment about History and Science
>Full of regrets and shame
>Depressive fucking NEET for 5 years to now (2 of them involved in HARD neeting, and the last 3 in college, but with so innexisting effort that you can easily say that the first E of NEET is not satisfied)
>Get bully by his own family, who say everyday how shit you are
>Skinny white manlet.
>Lives with parents while doing college
>Intelligent but lazy
>Encounters a plot twist in life. A 9/10, 18, get in love with me and enter in my shit life wanting to marry with me full of promises
>She give me a first kiss, a first sex, and a plenty of things that I had lost the creed that one day would happen
>She realizes, after 4 months being my girlfriend, dat cannot live with a NEET with has no ambitions, is sustained by parents and only experiences is with internet and related
>She kick my ass (i went to live in her house and left my parents's basement) and put me out house, and in place start to living with a dirty BBC, with however, is not a NEET
>And my wonderful life begins again..

>>37891815

Life is Hard anon, but you need to do something, im a very proactive person and everytime i finish my studies and the summer comes i start getting bored and start searching something to do.

You should do the same, if you like history study it, you can help child that have problems studying it.

If you are in bad shape go to the gym, you will build actittude and a good body.

Search a purpose in life, show your gilr tha you are no longer a NEET, i believe in you Anon

I have no friends and don't know where to find them. I just want a buddy to play vidya with for the 3 months I have off

>>37891750
Myself. Nobody talk to me, I am absolutely pathetic.

what do you mean by "worst"

>>37891750
A friend of friends on a group trip. He's a noisy cunt who cucked my bestfriend and tried to talk shit of everyone. After a week we decided to have him beaten up by a nigger and we left him at the bungalow alone with no car.

bonus points if you are a doctor or a lawyer or in some other closed occupation

>buy aneros progasm out of curiosity
>go one week on nofap
>get a job at Monsanto

>>37891928
how much does the aneros progasm cost and is it worth it

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>>37891689

I concur, my fellow gentile!

i still mostly believe in /pol/ stuff, but /pol/ is full of /r/the_donald redditfags who have invaded, newfags, and capitalist cucks who spout "MUH PINOCHET". /pol/ is dead now. i was against trump for being a jew from the start but the idiots on /pol/ didn't heed my advice, it backfired on them.

>>37891689
/pol/ is toxic, but /r9k/ is worse.

ya but he will never sort himself out.

>>37891670
i clean my room and then what? i keep being miserable in a cleaner room?

>>37892536
You get your mind sorted.

As a homosexual, yeah, they're all sluts.

yer on 4chan noone on here give a fuck were all hypersexual sick fuckers here

go back to r eddit friendo

>>37891951
>reddit
>not a bunch of pansexual quasimodokin numale cucks

>>37891590

You drop your fucking standards and fuck a 1 or even 0/10 landwhale.

i would tell you, but it would break the first 4chan global rule, and i don't want to get banned

>>37891636
I don't even know where to find landwhales.
No one uses tinder here and craigslist is full of memes.

that's pretty fucking rude. i understand them saying that if you didn't work, but if you are working and plan to move out then they're just being arseholes.

>>37891597
Dude, they fucking hate me. Literally everyone. It's too long of a pasta but I have been a problem child since I was a teenager.
I may have not found peace with them, but at least I am rich thanks to not ever listening to any of those piece of shits.

>be really young, maybe 5
>grandma who lives cross country is making a rare visit
>I don't really know who she is and refuse to talk to her
>when pressed, I responded "I was told I shouldn't talk to strangers"
>this deeply offended her and she completely lost her shit
>only visual memory of the event is me sitting on the steps down to the basement behind a closed door, eating cinnamon red hot candy and listening to her go crazy
>basically cut ties with me from then on

A warrior girls body and a mage girls mind combined makes the best girl.

>>37891535
Archer girls

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>>37891535
how about a knight girl

>>37891534
Genuine self awareness and good humor. If the opposite of autism is being cool, then you should try being as uninvolved as possible instead of try to be as cool as possible.

You know how you meditate by letting go of everything? Try to meditate during the conversation.

>>37891534
Yeah, drink alcohol Anon. Or smoke weed.

ploease can someone say something im reallyt csraed what is going on with me please

>>37892015
You'll be alright bud, just take it easy.

>>37891508
Shit happens and life can be taken from you in the blink of an eye over something retarded like this. Drink beers, mix gas and haul ass friends

kek

>origimonomi

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