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This is the ONLY way to our FUTURE!

>>38496542
Kill yourself immediately you pathetic worm

I'm a robot who can pass as a normie so I have a few friends. What's it like? It's nice. Especially if you get along with them. I have a best friend who I get along with more than the others. See, I'm not a talkative person but I'll talk my best friend's ear off because he's a good listener. So yeah. Having friends you actually like makes leaving the house a lot more fun.

>>38496542
Cyborg here. It's kinda nice to have some people that you can just have fun with a lot, but it leaves much to be desired. I still have much more meaningful conversations here than anywhere in real life. I consider the robots here on r9k more of my friends than anyone I am around IRL.

>>38331379
I think the difference between male and female sexuality is like the difference between wanting to eat and wanting desert

you become a robot, you lose sleep, you become obsessed with (you)s, you believe traps aren't gay, you become simultaneously infatuated and infuriated with roasties, you develop feels for no gf, etc. etc.

Go out and do what?
>Go outside
Okay, I'm out, now what? Just what around and do nothing? I have no friends, I'm completely alone, I have nowhere to go, nothing to do, I don't know how to even go about making friends, once you're out of school you're DONE. My life's trajectory's set, I graduated with terrible grades, made no friends, no goals or ambitions from my numbness.

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I'm kind of beginning to think he has become irreversibly ruined by normalfags, but I always defend him because I don't want to delete my Pepe folder

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>>38331537

/pol/ saved Pepe from total normie takeover by turning him into an official hate symbol

>>38331603
/pol/ is trash though, that's just as bad

I am masochistic

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE
feeling very positive at the moment

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im sure most of you will appreciate this song. https://youtu.be/KpCnH_My-YE
I feel at peace even if its only for a moment.

>>38496515
just make sure you shave your asshole and to use a lot of lube beforehand

Who knows. Could be a decent person or could be a complete nutter. Could be happy or could be sad. Depends on the person, you're in a better position to judge than us.

>>38496515
Wew lad. You are a gay Person who fucks with mentally retarded People.

>german
nah, not dark enough for her

>>38496514
not if shes 93 km away

>>38496545
She lives like 3km from me, I'm out of town

She messaged me first, but I'm not sure, looks like a specific character from the muppet show

>>38496505
We live in dark times for the level of advancement we, humans, made across millennia of evolution. But the things don't look dystopian yet, at least if you're a normalfag.

You are able to post this without recriminations.

>>38496505
We already do. Most of the population is poor, and even if you "have money" you're just slaving away for the upper crust of society. Businesses and government provide feeding and distraction to neuter us, creating a subservient tax base. The pharmacy companies, healthcare providers, and agricultural sector are all working together to keep us fat and sick, creating a revolving door of bad food - doctor/hospital visits - medications - and in the end we'really still fat, sick cattle

>>38330832
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE SCUM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT

Imagine having a Giles Corey vinyl hanging up on your wall.