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>anon, these flowers feel arousing, my vagina is now sufficiently moist
>i will now initiate sexual intercourse with you
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>>38335469
Step away from me your freak
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>>38335469
>tfw no alien gf
JUST.END.MY.LIFE
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Maraschino cherries are pretty good.
I see them randomly on sale at the store, so I say why not, I buy two jars.
things are like candy, I sit back and snack on them, they are like little candies made of fruit. before I know it, I ate the whole jar.
"this are pretty good, I'm gonna look up how to make them, cant be too hard"
first search I do, tons of articles on how these cherries are basically cancer in a jar and shit like that
>you should only have one per meal
>loaded with sugar
>some are made with formaldehyde
>more decoration then fruit after processing
and I ate a whole 16 oz jar over two hours.
fuck... why does everything I like try to kill me?
I cant just have something nice and not feel like shit afterwards for indulging it?
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is shoving my cock into my own ass red pilled?
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>>38335361
>is shoving my cock into my own ass red pilled?
You can't do it
Its impossible unless you have a truly impressive member
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>>38335380
t. dicklet o
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Anyone else here not that sexual, it seems like guys here masturbate every hour me though its more like once a week, am i Low test?
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>>38335299
some people just have lower sex drives than others, lots of things can affect it. jacking off 5 times a day definitely isn't high test
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>says shes would be a good mother
>has a tatoo and piercing other then ear
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>>38335298
>"I'm not like the other girls"
>"I have a strong character and strong-willed"
>"all I do is watch Netflix"
>"I hate hypocrites"
>favorite film is from Disney
>doesn't cook
>favorite song is either from Ed Sheeran or is Reggaeton
>has tattoos and/or piercings
>looking for something serious and no sex pls
Using Tinder has been boring, unpleasant and exhausting experience.
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>>38335494
>favorite film is from disney
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was hanging out with a friend today and he gave me 4 capsules of Kratom. Was expecting a nice relaxed, euphoric feeling but I didn't feel anything. Who else uses Kratom here and how much should I take so I really feel it
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>>38335277
you have to take it on an empty stomach.
that means 4 hours after your last eat
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>tfw roastie sister is complaining about me "masturbating too loud"
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>>38335274
Masturbate louder, or have sex with her
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>>38335302
i'm actually planning on jacking off with the speakers on. if she has a problem with it she can move the fuck out
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>>38335274
Tell her she should masturbate louder to drown out your masturbation sounds
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>buy turntable because because want to look cool to my house guests
>didn't know have to deal with complicated stuff like setting up powered speaks, prearmp and calibrating tonearm
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The whole appeal of vinyl is that it sounds worse. Dont put too much thought into making it perfect.
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it's like there's no point in buying a vinyl if you don't have a suitable place to put it.
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>>38335214
Hey anon, I'm really into records myself. Look up some YouTube guides on how to set up your turntable, that's how I got started. Once you learn the basics it's pretty easy, even though it can be a pain in the ass. Playing records is one of the few things I life I still enjoy.
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Why do you guys hate me so much? I have feelings too
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I don't. It's bait.
Some fat women are masquerading as everyone.
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I doubt you're even black.
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Sad reacts only
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was he in the wrong?
orginales spurdio
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>>38335181
>orginales spurdio
This is against the rules
Please read 4chan.org/rules#r9k
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>>38335199
fug ive beeen found
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>>38335181
Poor bastard. That's a good example of extreme wagecucking
>get sent to an african shithole to work lead a bunch of niggers
>get bitched at by the boss because shit never gets done
>can't even go home and make love to your wife
>can't fuck anything because all the prostitutes in the continent have aids
>only asian female in your crew is most likely getting blacked
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So what's up with all these pol threads? Did the mods there go on a ban binge again?
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>>38335135
Tumblr threads*********
Oxagacs
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>>38335135
Pol-gins going on another virgin murder suicide
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>tfw no robot neet bf toride my girlbenis
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>>38335120
You have described something a huge amount of robots would enjoy, you have no reason to not have one.
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Why do white men even try?? 2017-07-13 02:07:25 Post No.38335105
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Why do white men even try??
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Do you just ignore all the 7-8 inch white dicks being posted all over 4chan every hour?
Salty white girl
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>>38335105
Lol. Because not all women are cockhungry sluts.
You people are too obsessed with this shit.
Btw nice bait
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>>38335126
lts the same guy taking dick pics from different angles with different cameras, all white men have micro penises, and all white men will eventually turn into traps!!
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So it was just me and my mommy hanging out
and she got really hungry
she asked me if i was down to give her the cummies
and so i did
she drinked them, she slurped them, swallowed them whole. and it was really good
Im oneechans androgynous princess, but im an also a whore
she makes me feel good, she makes me feel good
she makes me feel everything a little should
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