>hated by co-workers
>no friends to speak of
>contemplating suicide, again
>no drugs to numb the pain
How are you guys spending your Saturday evening?
>hated by coworkers
I know and disdain this feel
>>38401904
Only 2 i dont relate to is the coworkers hating me and being out of drugs. I got weed i got crystal and i got smack plus money for beer. Im also about to be schizophrenic for the night. Saturday night is looking pretty good
i dont know
getting drunk for sure
why not drink op?
Why do half of you guys fap exclusively to traps? Is it because you're so beta you can't actually get a girl?
Fapping to 2D porn feeds Chad and Stacy's never ending power. Ask someone out for once and try to dethrone Chad instead of crying about how he takes your precious women all the time; but then again it's not like you losers won't fall head over heels for every 5/10 you see. It's a never ending cycle of finding a half decent girl, getting close to her, having Chad steal her, and being depressed and whining about it on 4Chan. If I had a dollar for every post that was summed up into, "tfw no gf" I'd be a millionaire.
>he doesnt take ice cold showers
it's almost like you retards are trying your hardest to be beta faggots.
>>38401805
>he doesnt take boiling hot showers
it's almost like you retards are trying your hardest to be beta faggots.
>>38401805
>>38401973
cold showers are actually good for your skin and hair. also i believe they did a study that hot showers instigate or worsens feelings of depression
12:51 am
>Mom I'm going out
>what? where?
>to the terrace, i just need some air.
>no don't
>i'll be back in 20 minutes
>it's dangerous don't go
>but why is it dangerous?
>I don't know, just don't go.
I'm almost 30.
this is my life
>4chan and anime turned me gay
what now?
find a cute boyfriend(male) or girlfriend(male) like me, it's really fun
>>38512074
>tfwnobf
You literally just changed a single letter.
Start working out and get a girly body.
When you're on page 7 of the online application questionnaire, and you realize...
>tfw no poo poo pee pee gf
>>38401732
Can't say I relate to this one anon...
>Tfw no watermelon crusher gf
>think girl is cute
>decide to ask her out
>start thinking about it
>"nah she's probably not actually into me"
>stay alone for years
HOW DO I BREAK THIS FUCKING CYCLE
>tfw no robots live in your state
Who else here acted like an edge lord anime character throughout high school?
I ignored all my friends because i thought being a loner was cool. I listened to edgy music, dressed in black and grunge style clothing, i always used to sit in the back of class and alone with my headphones looking out of the window in the school bus. I used to always look depressed aswell.
This is autism, i have no idea how i thought that was a good thing as a teen.
>>38512057
I'm sure they all thought you was so kakkoii, anon. I went to HS in the 90's, anime wasn't quite as common back then. Did you have a favourite character?
I actually tried my damnest to make friends, I was met with colf silence. Whatever I am not going to say I don't care because I do and it hurt but I'm alone now. Maybe if I tried harder my life would've been better.
>act like that fucking MC from Hyouka where I refused to put effort into anything
>instead of ending up with close friends and possible romance I predictably end up lonely and bitter and suicidal
>You're hired. Welcome to the team, anon!
>>38401639
I-I CHANGED MY MIND REEEEE
>run out crying
>How was your weekend anon? Do anything fun? Wow you're wearing shorts in this cold weather??
>>38401665
Get back in the room and shake her hand, Shinji.
>mfw having a great relationship
>mfw having a healthy self esteem
>mfw browsing this board
>>38401610
do you think your 'chad' tier or something lol?
>>38401658
Everyday life bruh
>>38401753
cringe
originallio
Hey everyone...r9k seems especially awful today. anyway, wanna marathon harry potter with me? if so, join here: https://www.rabb.it/JohnSmith7
I'm starting at 11:10 CST or 30 minutes from now
>>38401536
bump.fskfdjklj
>tfw no Russian alco gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMaMlgc3NLI
God fucked when he didn't give north east asians blond hair and blue eyes
>>38512016
That's really unnerving. They look better with dark hair and eyes
>>38512016
It's so much better...
that looks like something out of a shitty horror movie