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>So Anon, what's your favourite program to use with one hand while simultaneously touching your pee-pee with the other?

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am I autistic?

>be me
>6-7 years old
>poops and pees in closet
>poops pees pants hides under dresser
>smears poo allover walls, dresser ect
>homicidal thoughts
>now 22
>continent with poopooandpeepee
>still mentally wish i could poopoo and pee pee
>still homicidal thoughts
>obsessive over things
>mind goes in 40 directions for one single thought

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>tfw parents lied about not being able to afford private school
>tfw they only put you in public school because they thought it would be bad for you to grow up among other "privileged" kids

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You MUST answer this or your mother will die in her sleep

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LET'S BE HAPPY AGAIN
HOLY FUCK DOES IT FEEL GREAT TO BE ALIVE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ht0yLJt7K4I

SHARE GOOD FEELS!

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YOU KNOW WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY? THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAD

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Is he our guy?
>nihilistic
>solipsistic to a degree
>possible an anti-natalist

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OK, i think its time for me to talk about this. i was in a special ed class. before anyone says anything no i'm not a downy or anything, i have autism or as they used to call it for me as-burgers

any other special ed fags here?
if so tell stories about the things you've been through in the special ed classes

>be me
>was put into regular school around age 4-8
>i was pretty normal until around 8 years old
>i started to act up and throw autist fits
>would hiss at the teachers like a mother fucking snake
>one time got a police officer called on me
>they put me in a special ed class
>things are much different in a special ed class than from a regular ed class
>legally in regular ed teachers are not allowed to hurt you
>legally in special ed classes [at least where i live] they are allowed to restrain you, doesnt matter if it hurts if you throw a fit your fucked from the start
>other than that things were pretty normal in special ed classes 1-5
>only met a couple of actually tards that had serious problems
>but when 6th grade came around things were completely different
>for my little 10-11 year old mind the switch fucked me up bad because i was an autist and couldn't get used to the school that quickly
>was a total weaboo around 6th grade
>this didn't change much but still it made me look like more of a tard than i already am
>i would watch naruto and attack on titan and all the mainstream shit
>was really fat, not to mention i had really long hair that didn't suit my body structure
>6th grade went by fast
>7th grade was even worse than all the other grades
>was still kind of a weeb but it wasn't as bad as it was in 6th
>but then a kid came around that was even worse than me
>he was a total cunt
>listened to rap, and tried so fucking hard to act black
>try to become his friend
>i did
>thought it i hung out with him i had a chance of becoming a "cool kid"
>we would hang out and i swear i would beg my parents to let me go over to his house to hang out

continue?

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how do I find a new group of discord friends

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Tell us about your 3D waifu.

She is Aida Rikako and the cutest girl ever!

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How do I cope with ocd and health anxiety. I'm on the edge of a big bender. No money for therapy. Pls halp

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how would you go about kidnapping someone?

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Why don't femanons stop deluding themselves and accept the fact that their only realistic opportunity for a career lies in pleasing dog cocks?

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So when a girl tells me that i'm cute and a "cutie" does she think

A. He's cute and fuckable
B. Aww he's cute like my lil brother
C. Aww he's cute like my lil brother who I want to suck off

Help me out here bros

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>No mommy trap bf