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>told my psychiatrist I was attracted to little girls now police are banging on my door
What do I do? I'm scared guys, I didn't do anything.
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>>34117614
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
or just say you havent done anything illegal. tell them to get a warrent and slam the door in their face
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>>34117614
YOU FUCKED UP
Better end it
Never EVER admit to ANYONE
>Suicidal urges
>Pedophilic urges
or ANYTHING else that they can send you to FUCKING JAIL FOR
Godspeed. I pity you.
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Tell them to provide proof or get the fuck out.
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>tfw no pit overlord gf
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>>34117606
wtf is wrong with people? seriously...
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>>34117637
This. It's kind of hot though i have to admit.
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>tfw no naked squeezebox tumble dryer gf
why even live lads?
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Whats your penis size? 2017-01-13 07:03:14 Post No.34117571
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ITT we give HONEST answers about our penis size for statistical purposes. Remember youre anonymous so theres literally no point in lying.
Ill start
24 inches reporting in!
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haha anonkun that is not honest xD
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>>34117571
tranny reporting in
6.2 inches
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>>34117571
6 inches length
5 inches girth
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I lack empathy, wtf is wrong with me?
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You're human
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Probably a lack of empathy
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It could be many things. But you're not giving us any other details. Are looking for attention?
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>Walking
>Guy on the other side of the street with his phone
>Look over to him
>He has his phone pointed at me
>Obviously recording me or taking a picture of him
>Quickly look away not like it matters, he got my face
>Speed ahead
>Look behind a few seconds later and he's on his phone again
Why? He looked like he was in his 20s, am I that much of a freak that people still pull this school bullshit on me? I bet it was like a snapchat thing too with some dumb caption to send to friends.
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>>34117527
I was taking a picture of you because of how pretty you were. :-)
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>>34117600
I hope this is bait, that's pretty sad anon
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>>34117527
I never fit in at school. People always laughed at me for trying to fit in. I got called a poser. I think this is when I lost all desire for relationships with humans.
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"Girls just wanna have fun"
How does this make you fell?
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I love that song. It makes me feel happy.
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women were oppressed, now they want to have fun.
okay, go for it.
humanity will just be over here stagnating and/or running its self into the ground for the next 50 years.
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>>34117486
>fell
you had ONE shot and you fucking blew it.
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>I don't do drugs/alcohol because I'm afraid of losing control
Why do people say this? What a shit excuse, just say you don't want it.
Also it's not like drinking one or two beers is gonna make you do dumb shit.
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they just sound like cowards no matter how they spin it.
if you're afraid you can't control yourself, you're not confident in yourself.
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I don't do drugs because I'm not a degenerate cretin.
I do drink because I'm English and middle class so alcoholism is in my blood.
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>>34117447
what a dumb thread. when youve seen someone out of control on some actual drugs your opinion changes
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Is it possible for a girl to have never been asked out?
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>>34117444
Only if she was extremely isolated.
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>>34117444
I knew one who totally lacked personality nd would always bitch about
>tfw no bf
but now he got a numale bf in college, funny thing is that he probably cucks her
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>>34117444
No.
I just came from the welfare office and a lady I was sitting next to was getting hit on by a standard street nigger.
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Is there anything worse than having a long face?
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A long dick, obviously.
>tfw her pussy is too small to fit all of you
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Being me is pretty shit.
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many things, she's still p. cute
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>highschool
>I'm below average in terms of looks
>know a girl
>she's conventionally pretty, always has tons of guys after her
>college
>girl gets super fat
>I lose lots of weight, skin clears up/becomes more even, nicer hair, better style
>still get no attention from guys
>but she somehow still has a steady stream of boyfriends
Can you please explain what's going on
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She looks approachable and talks to people, you most likely wallflower, expecting everyone to come to you.
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>>34117281
That's not it at all, because I'm also very sociable and people tend to like me or find me charming
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>>34117251
A. Norman and Chad are more aggressive when it comes to initiating conversations with women than average women are with men. Women wait to be approached. Are you approaching women?
B. She is probably friendly and personable. Fun and easy to get along with, maybe popular. Sound like you? Probably not.
C. Lots of men love the thicc look. Some like chubby, even fat girls.
D. Maybe you have an inflated view of your looks and she's actually still ahead of you, and it shouldn't come as a surprise she's dating and you're not.
Anyone else go out of their way to avoid eye contact?
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>>34117249
I pretend to be on my phone or try and focus on something in the distance.
I'm so autistic I literally have to tell myself "WHAT'S THAT SIGN SAY, 40 MPH SPEED LIMIT, STARE AT IT, DON'T LOOK AWAY, 40 MPH SPEED LIMIT" in my head.
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>>34117249
The most obvious way to communicate to strangers that you are a beta.
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>>34117249
Yeah. I hate that icy feel I get when I think someone wants me to look at them and I just block them out. Cunts.
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What did this guy mean by this?
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He means that anyone who has had a gf need to leave this board. IMMEDIATELY.
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>>34117215
He means that people who had gf still get to feel smug about having had a gf, whereas those who never had a gf feel bad about not having ever had one.
This guy was not a very profound thinker.
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>>34117303
this
He is basically mocking virgins.
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can lesbians be robots, /r9k/?
My lesbian friend sent me this interesting thing and it's made me think
Friend, [13.01.17 13:38]
being a young lesbian can be worse than being a young beta guy if you have anxiety, and before you yell, allow me to explain
Friend, [13.01.17 13:38]
when girls start coming to terms with their homosexuality
Friend, [13.01.17 13:38]
their first crush is often their closest female friend, who is straight and generally banging chad
Friend, [13.01.17 13:38]
now imagine being friendzoned and your crush is banging chad
Friend, [13.01.17 13:38]
except
Friend, [13.01.17 13:39]
your crush is biologically programmed to never be attracted to your entire gender
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>>34117210
Lesbians cannot feel what I feel
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>>34117210
>mfw meet a girl who's literally perfect
>think she likes me too
>mfw find out she's lesbian
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>>34117237
>Lesbians cannot feel
Well then.
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You want a girlfriend, right anon? You want a girls that looks like this but you won't lower your standards? Why do you keep chasing girls that are out of your league, you know Stacy will always chase Chad and the other way around, you rarely see a Stacy dating a non-Chad and a Chad dating a non-Stacy and if you see a Stacy dating a non-Chad, well, ask him how big his bank account is
What makes you think you have a chance, anon?
>smugpepeface.jpg
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What?
Only degenerate normies care about having a gf, fuck off :D
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That girl does nothing to me.
If you can get me something close to pic related on the other hand...
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>>34117199
that girl doesn't look good, just looks like a lot of makeup.
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Has anyone tried propranolol? Did it help your anxiety? Did it made u more confident and social?
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I was on propranolol for a bit to help deal with tremors. Doesn't really do much for anxiety, basically just lowers your blood pressure a bit. You won't be any more confident than you are without it, just a little less high strung
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>>34117119
>propranolol
No idea what that is. However, valuim works very well for my anxiety.
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>>34117119
It does nothing for anxiety, but it does hide it effectively so the normalfags can't see it.