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Asians are literally a only beta loser fetish.
Now fine Black women that's where it's at.
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>bm/wf
How progressive!
>wm/af
Pathetic loser!

Hm
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wtf why are her eyebrows underneath her skin?
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>>34185945
I'm not seeing the problem Asians are ew.

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It's that time again. Discuss how longterm porn use has fucked up your life. Help other anons quit watching porn
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>>34185910
Been clean for 4 months and no longer have brain fog, feel normal not in ny head all the time. Still to apathetic to talk to anyone, overall im happier
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>>34185910
My life was fucked before porn already. I'm ugly as shit (int4 hit the gym, I am ugly, not fat). Doesn't matter if I watch porn or not.

>>34185927
It's placebo.
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fuck your safe space nigger

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>tfw big, warm meaty cock

Is there any comfier feel?
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>>>/lgbt/

You have your board. Stay there please. Saged and reported
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>>34185859
Announcing a report is a good way to get banned!

This is a thread for bringing people together anon not driving them apart
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>>34185848
>big oregano

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Hey /r9k/ would you rather be reborn as:
>Chad
Good looking and charming, good with social activities, yet dumb and shallow. You would lost all interest in everything but partying and retarded normie things. General iq reduction.
>Female version of yourself
Same mental problems, same hobbies, same everything now on easy mode. You would be attracted to men, have naturally feminine mannerisms and feel comfortable with your body.
>Bizarro Chad
Reality would shift for the world to see the current you as the perfect male, but you would have to endure living under a Orwellian nightmare.
>The good you
You would be stuck on a permanent time loop, reliving your life up until the point everything went to shit, then starting again. Wouldn't make you inmortal and any loop can be your last.

Choose wisely.
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>no option to be reborn as a girl with a feminine penis
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>>34185800
Well can't put that one in because there's literally no downsides
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> The good you: You would be stuck on a permanent time loop, reliving your life up until the point everything went to shit, then starting again.
Then I will relive life up until my brother dies, and he'll always live.

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Who else breaks into tears when its impossible for you to get weed or whatever your drug of choice is?

I live in LA, everyone has weed, but Im too much of a sperg to get any, and no money either.
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>>34185771
Just go to Compton and tell any African American gentleman on a street corner you're looking to buy illegal drugs and that you have a large amount of cash on you to pay for them.
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>>34185771
Litterally just go to the store.
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>>34185771
Can't you just go to the doctor and get permission to grow?

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>tfw cake in the fridge but I'm trying intermittent fasting
Where my fatbros at
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4 months in
88lbs down
60lbs to go
tfw gonna make it
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>>34185765
stay away from the fridge anon don't go into the kitchen AT ALL i know you can do it
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>>34185797
Oh shit nigga.
How did you lose 88lbs in 4 months???
>>34185803
Thank you bro I'll stay strong

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ask a friendless black girl hanging out alone at a maid cafe anything
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>>34185683
Want some milk on your face?
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>>34185698
Not the kind of milk you're offering
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Suicide genast

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how do you fellow neets make money without leaving house?
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I don't, my parents just send me money every month.
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>>34185594
I get NEETbux from the government.
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>>34185696
how much do they send you?

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I live with one roommate, and we live in a very rural area. He told me he was going to go out on the deck to have a smoke, nothing out of the ordinary.

That was over two hours ago.

I'm starting to flip out, both of us never take smoke breaks longer than half an hour or so. His car is still here. I tried texting him, and didn't get a response. It's still dark where I am, and I'm too much of a pussy to go out there and look for him. I'm armed only with a knife. What the fuck do I do.
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go outside and call his name-dont look too far though
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he's gone forever op. nothing left to do but openly masterbate since you go the place to yourself. only other thing i can think of is go out naked with a bat. its a proven fact that monsters are homophobic.
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>>34185541
call the police

orignani

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>Your chanches of getting laid this year
>Very low
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>getting driver license and car soon
>go to brothel to fuck some hot hookers

Very high chances to lose my virginity, thank god i don't have autism i'm just ugly.
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if dubs I'll find tr00 luv this year
if trips I die
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>>34185577
Lucky
good man

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Comfy discord only for true robots and virgin betas: https://discord.gg/mtyt8

Normies must stay out!
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Nice discord, OP! I love it.
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Everyone join the server, Shnam is here too.
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SHNAM IS SHOWING OFF NUDES

EVERYONE JOIN NOW!!!

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>5'7
>160lbs
>male

Am I fat? People at work tell me I'm skinny. But I see a fat person in the mirror and clothes don't look good on me.
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>>34185375
shut up nigga I'm 5'7 too and around 200lbs you don't see me bitching
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>>34185375
>>34185534

>6'0
>126lbs

You're both fat
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>>34185375
>tfw 5'7
>tfw I was over 200lbs last year
>tfw currently 165 and still losing weight
M-Maybe I'll finally be fit one day, guys. Hopefully this year.

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>like this online girl
>nothing to talk about her with
>already went too long without sending a message back so it'll be awkward to just message her out of nowhere
>she doesn't even know me
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>>34185374
Same

Also nice image, gave me a chuckle.
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I fuck it up every time.
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>>34185374
>that pic
Lel, What did they mean by this

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Have you guys ever noticed that when you cum on your hand, it looks like a giant sperm?
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>American's wear shoes inside
>they also wear watches while they masturbate
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>>34185452
You actually take off your watch just for a fap? Why don't you light some scented candles and dim the lights too, you fucking queer.
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>>34185452

B-b-b-but 'Murica is best!

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you can end it whenever you want, they are waiting
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>>34185355
Okay but which they? That's vague.
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>>34185355
what do you mean when you say "they"?
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>>34185389
your real parents

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