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you sound like either a nigger or french

>>34299195

I'm french

blabla

>>34299167

I was bullied as a kid, it fucked up the rest of my life.

You are not alone. It's more common than you might think.

no but when i took a shit at my college job today some other college dude came in to use the urinal, and he made like a gigantic scene about it, it was really weird

he like stomped over to the urinal and went
>AHHHHHHHHH.... MHHHH.... ERMHM........... NNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH.............
before he even started pissing, like he was incredibly relieved just to be undoing his pants and gettin' ready to piss. when he started pissing it was even worse.

then he stomped over to the sink while grunting, clearing his throat at least twice, going
>MMHH.... MMM.. ERHMM.....
afterward, in almost eerily sensual ways, like he was really really happy about clearing his throat. then he washed his hands by slamming the sink thing too hard, and it sounded like he was beating the shit out of the paper dispenser, and then he left the sink running and stomped out.

it didn't sound like he was sick, or on drugs, or anything like that. it was a quiet bathroom in a campus administration building. he knew i was in there. he just decided to make as big a fucking scene as possible out of a 2 minute piss break. i couldn't shit the entire time because i was 50/50 unsure whether he was going to kick the stall door in, or start screaming, or blow his brains out. i had no idea what was going to happen. took me a few minutes to readjust and start shitting again.

Its relatively normal, but don't kid yourself. Every human being lives and dies alone.

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loving this ep*c thread

Looks good. Where can I get one?

>>34299012
Dayum bro

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you have really nice feet though

>>34298991
That's too bad. Feet are gross. Worst fetish.

post your feet or i will fucking kill you.

>>34298920
have experienced this feel op?

>>34298920
I could probably convince my gf to do that easily, mainly because she's always trying to play with my balls and I'm not a fan of that.

>>34298970
fuck off my board you meme loving cunt

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

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f89wf gwug nfquf qrgw jg

>>34298904
>What are they up to?
More plastic surgery, obviously.

>>34298904
I just really want to know what their endgame is

vaginas, sports, politics, movies and parties.

>>34298808
>sports
That's like literally the only thing my normie friends talk about.
And they know fucking EVERY sport in existence.
"hey dude, did you see that basketball match yesterday?"
"yes that was awesome. Team X beat team Y up pretty nicely. Have you seen the darts math on friday?"
"Ah yes, Guy 1 and guy 2 did a great show"

And this goes on and on about literally every sport there is. Soccer, handball, american football (which is fucking unpopular as fuck in my country), swimming, ski jumping....

Me sitting there in silence, asking every now and then "H-hey guys, do you know that one game on steam that recently came out?"
"What is steam? Sorry anon, my computer is too bad to play games on. But I play sports game Z (the same game they play for fucking years) all the time. Wanna play?"
"N-No thx."
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Sometimes I think my friends are not even normie but turbo sports autists.

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Origimalio

Wrong, life will get worse for nigs and nogs so mine is better relatively speaking

>>34298762
>life will get worse for people living in endless cycles of poverty surrounded by violence

there is literally no way life can get worse for them lmfao /pol/ cuck

>>34298730
GR8 B8 M8
Good job destroying /pol/

>>34298644
Who's this original qt

>>34298757
I believe her Instagram handle is @funferall420. She's an omegle whore

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Tfw no Jew gf to commit Muslim genocide with

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>>34298586
feels like a trap

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>>34298586
W A L L

Original flavour

>>34298586
sorry honey, i gotta go heal some ZG. Im trying to get jindos hexxer

Great book, I love it and can't wait to finish the series

Sitting in bed playing Ocarina of time on 3DS with a hot water bottle and pyjamas.

Stay comfy OP

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Great book, I love it and can't wait to finish the series, I recently finished so long and thanks for all the fish. There's two books left but I don't want to rush it as Duglous Adams is dead and then my favourite series will be over

>>34298512
They want to pretend they're relevant.

Its so strange because we never make fun of them in any way

Gas em all desu senpai

black? thats a lot of chicken.

Why do white people not season thier food?You know it taste more delicious when you add some herbs , spices and stuff

>>34298456
cumskin desu

>>34298438
This is Trump's America sir, didn't you see the Whites only sign?

>>34298438
Sorry sir we don't take food stamps

This is the drive thru. Please enter through the front of the building please.

>tfw farts literally smell like garbage

why does this happen?

>>34298441
Take a shit then your farts get a new smell

I just cropdusted my mom and dog.