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>>34304299
>I tell him I already read about series on wikipedia

>>34304325
I seriously, seriously hope you guys don't do this

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>tfw got my requisite math credit out of thee way with a meme class on linear programming

that they're easy

black belt in sucking cock of course

>>34304203
>What kind of signals are they trying to send?
"My uncle raped me when I was 12"
"I'm not like the other girls :)"
"I complain about masculinity on twitter but get fucked by a different Chad every night"
"I hate my parents"

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>>34304155
i've never listened to a Brand New song and i don't plan on doing so for a long time

>>34304208
>r9k
was that album recieved poorly ? I thought it was fairly popular

These albums are quite popular and well known. They are not underrated in the slightest. This thread should be called "Albums that you like".

We're opposites OP
I like spiders but social insects spook me
I guess I tend to side with the introverts

Maybe you view spiders as predators because of your affinity for insects?

naw, i'm not afraid of them because i'm compairing them to insects, just by themselves they make my skin crawl

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Embrace the qt faces of spiders

arent you friend with mudasir

>>34304029
I'd eat your boipucci

>>34304029
Are you a mean person? If not then yes

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I've heard the word, never knew what it meant.
What's edging?

Let my wife use my balls just now like a punching bag... They feel painful too... But it's soo good

it's never my balls that hurt when I edge, about 30 mins after I cum my prostate hurts terribly though

>>34303763
I just nutted to audio porn and I always kinda have to do some serious introspection after that.

Tonight's introspection music: https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpYxDAIALtU

Such an upbeat song, yet so depressing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvTVnX5PiVQ

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>in milf-hunter mode
>run across an "age 99" profile
>"actually 19 teehee"
why do girls think this is funny

>>34303689
>when her tinder bio says "actually 12"

>>34303718

I relate more to this than anything that has been posted on this site for ~ 3 years

you fucking creep how dare you stalk a girl posting public pictures for the whole world to see on twitter

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>>34303619
She's just so pretty and nice.

>be 18
>Hot girl who was nice was really into me
>Fuck it up because i have no idea how girls work
>Don't worry too much, probably will have lots of other girls into me

>Now 27
>Kv

>>34303534
Porn thing. Breasts are for feeding children, not sex.
Source: has boobs, would prefer for them not to be touched ever

>>34303560
pretty sure most girls like their breasts played with desu

some do, my friend

>>34303451
That's called poopin

same here i thought i was the only one who experienced this problem. i didnt start feelin it til i was fat tho so im guessin you're fat too.

>>34303451
shave the asshole hair you dumbfuck

>>34303329
Anon do you scrub yourself properly when you shower?

>>34303348
Usually. I shower every day but I often don't have time to do anything more than shampoo my hair. Also I think the anal thing may have something to do with the godawful toilet paper at school. Feels like fucking sandpaper.

>>34303329
>Anus constantly wet/sweaty and mucousy
This is probably nothing to worry about, the anus is a mucous membrane, it's usually dry for most people though.

>Small red bumps between my lower stomach and crotch
Sounds like acne 2bh. Wash thoroughly and often there. If that doesn't work, try an acne wash

>Dribbling urine for no visible reason
This sounds like a bladder or prostate problem, I'd rec seeing a doctor about that one. You can ask about the other shit when you go, too; that would be much better than taking a Laotian kite-flying chatroom's advice

>>34303317
damn, I only got singles this time...

Nice I got dubs

Dubs aren't a get.

the ugliest one there is the asian in the red dress, but even then she looks like she has a nice body so it's not that bad

>>34303316
She has the nicest body of all of them. Her face ruins the package to the point where it wouldn't be worth it to date her for a shot at any of the others.

>>34303316
Butterfaces are still great to fuck

Latina in white dressis the hottest

>>34303259
I always found it was better to use books AFTER you learn the basics. Nothing beats pure hands on practice. The books, in my experience, is for solidifying what you already know, and then expanding more.

Learn the basics just using google or youtube tutorials. Once you feel you have a little bit of a handle on things, then start looking for books. Just google "best book for learning XYZ" and then check which ones have the best amazon reviews.

Codeacademy
Free code camp

Yeah you don't need books, just use Codeacademy, you can learn plenty of languages from there for free.